How to get FREE SEX from a prositute - worked for me ! guarnteed will work for you !
 

welcome friends and enemies to another edition of rudeboy


" How to get FREE SEX from a prositute - guaranteed will work !!!!!!!!! "



1. call the prostitute " hello my name is rudeboy and i want u to come over "

2. have sex with her like cheese on a hamburger

3. IMPORTANT : while having sex with her stop moving pretend ur heart just stopped. you got a heart attack


Now, here the prostitute will either

a) run away - > 100% discount

or

b) keep hitting u till u awake. if she's hurting u just awake and don't take the punishment and tell her " oh, my heart feels weird "


4. she will feel sorry for you

5. tell her your going to see a doctor and tell her u will call her back


this will work i already have done this 3 times

anal hobit is that you?

That's the worst advice ever.

ok, are we talking about nuns or prostitutes? a prostitute will take your money, kick you in the nuts while you're lying there, and THEN run

Good advice.....:disgust

NO!


Anal's advice was better! :helpme

haha - she will run away with ur all ur money :)

this is the stupidest thing i've ever heard. everyone knows you have to pay FIRST (in order to avoid non-payment)

bad anal hobbit clone

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ladies now will know your strat...

you're pathetic

How to take advantage of the weakness of men WITHOUT EVEN ASKING ANYTHING:

1. Have a vagina (big tits are optional, but not necessary in most cases)

2. Go to a bar alone or with a girlfriend or any place where horny desperate males hangs out. (that means pretty much everywhere)

Next thing you'll know, you will get invites for dinners, drinks, rides in sporty fancy cars, and many other goodies. The victim will take you to the most expensive restaurant just to impress you, buy you flowers and even jewelery.

After the night, you just say politely ''thank you'' and ignore all calls or even better; give him a fake phone number!

I ASSURE YOU THIS WORKS EVERY TIME!!! And IF you happen to be horny and the victim dont look like a total slob, you'll be rocking the casbah in no time.

To get some more, repeat step 2. after making sure you apply to step 1. :winkwink:

Mediachick is correct, however, guys dont mind as long as we get to have sex LOL

Hahha, nice way!

God damn not even enough money to fuck a hooker?

i will agree, worst advise...and thankfuly, dont need a prostitute EVER to get my rocks off!

Not that I'd try this, but I'm curious as to what the terms of your "guaratee" are.

If it fails to work, do you step up, and offer to provide the services that the prostitute didn't?

:)

And then her pimp will come in and kick your nuts again.

LMFAO! :1orglaugh



So true hun!


:winkwink: :thumbsup :winkwink:

Its more likely while your faking a heart attack she's going through your wallet and then running away.
WG

Make sure you chain the TV to the wall first. :P

:1orglaugh

good point :-)

wow fake a heart attack to rob pros lool

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Prostitutes --I have no interest.

That is risky beacuse they could kill you then

Thanks for the advise dude :disgust

:thumbsup :thumbsup

what if they started cutting out your kidneys for sale on the black market after you faked the heart attack?


awful advice.

:1orglaugh

lol good post but this is why the double standard of slut/stud happens. getting laid for women is as easy as hailing a taxi.

God damn !!! Hilarious :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Not everywhere :error

well any prostitute is going to ask for money up first, and if you pretend to be dead, guaranteed she will go through your wallet or steal something from your home to make up the difference.

dude, you really need to get a girlfriend

not it is not

have u tried it i thought so ? :mad:

well i am 3 out of 3 the my winning solution

awesome advice! lol! :1orglaugh

only on losers

u haven't met a jew i guess ! we will sell ur house while ur sleeping take ur thinking elsewhere

U FEMINIST !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROFL thats pretty funny :1orglaugh

u rusty tool

Oh hell yeah:1orglaugh

I have been with a Jewish guy for 3 years and I have just sold my house and made a pretty good profit out of it. In fact, its now my ex-jew boyfriend that's broke. Broke like someone who has to fake a heart attack in order to fuck a hooker for free :1orglaugh

there is a better and much more fun way not to pay






http://www.shawinternet.com/shok/hooker.jpg

i tried this, didnt work, felt guilty. offered him a blowjob as compensation... ;)

Until her pimp comes and rips off all your shit

** this advice applicable in the U.S. No thanks :)

yeah easy and simple..:)

omg!!!
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