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cardinalvices · 03-30-2007, 08:55 AM

Friday night is closing up, and I'm looking for some recipies for Martini cocktails. Ok the pretty standard one that always works is Sprite + Martini Bianco + some ice cubes.

What else can you recommend?

Furious_Female · 03-30-2007, 08:57 AM

I like just gin and vermouth... no olive. Haven't really experimented with many martini recipes though.

LiveDose · 03-30-2007, 08:58 AM

Shaken not stirred...

Minte · 03-30-2007, 08:59 AM

a jigger of Bombay,a hint of vermouth with two olives straight up.

WarChild · 03-30-2007, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

Shaken not stirred...

That's a pussy Martini. It's kind of funny James Bond drinks the sissy shit.

You see, a Martini should be stirred with care not to break the ice and thus water down the Martini. When you shake the fucker, you crush the ice cubes against each other and end up with a watered down product.

PMdave · 03-30-2007, 09:09 AM

Yuk martini...

even writing it down bring that disgusting chemic taste in my mouth.

Bloomer · 03-30-2007, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cardinalvices

Friday night is closing up, and I'm looking for some recipies for Martini cocktails. Ok the pretty standard one that always works is Sprite + Martini Bianco + some ice cubes.

What else can you recommend?

LiveDose · 03-30-2007, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild

That's a pussy Martini. It's kind of funny James Bond drinks the sissy shit.

You see, a Martini should be stirred with care not to break the ice and thus water down the Martini. When you shake the fucker, you crush the ice cubes against each other and end up with a watered down product.

It's kind of a pussy drink in general.

Cheers.

Ravage · 03-30-2007, 09:22 AM

In the hand of a hot woman I'm hitting up.

ztik · 03-30-2007, 09:23 AM

Gin, dirty

J. Falcon · 03-30-2007, 09:23 AM

Not a big fan of Martini myself.

JayDeeZee · 03-30-2007, 09:25 AM

Hell, I just mix whatever I got laying around. Blue hipnotique is good too, but a bit sweet after a while

cardinalvices · 03-30-2007, 09:28 AM

Jack Daniels is good, but I'm not looking for a complete crash tonight

Just want to unwind a bit. It was a busy week. Thanks for the tips!

Jace · 03-30-2007, 09:28 AM

in a beer mug filled with beer

beertini?

Mike Semen · 03-30-2007, 11:07 AM

Wasabi Martini

http://www.realwasabi.com/Cuisine/martini.asp

martinsc · 03-30-2007, 11:18 AM

roso

LiveDose · 03-30-2007, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Bloomer

So hot...

madawgz · 03-30-2007, 11:21 AM

never had a martini in my life :\

Sosa · 03-30-2007, 11:29 AM

no matini's for me

v4 media · 03-30-2007, 11:38 AM

in the bottle where it stays till my mum comes round, I'll have Tequila

ADL Josh · 03-30-2007, 11:39 AM

Go with a splash of olive juice and grey goose vodka, add the traditional olive on the toothepick and enjoy!!

Ivana Fukalot · 03-30-2007, 12:01 PM

i like martini+ ice+ lemon mmmmmmmmmmm. have a good weekend!

Odie · 03-30-2007, 12:42 PM

what you looking for?? something strong?? juicy?? pure?? lmk I have a plethora of recipes for you!! ;)

Jakke PNG · 03-30-2007, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Josh

Go with a splash of olive juice and grey goose vodka, add the traditional olive on the toothepick and enjoy!!

Olive juice?

hottoddy · 03-30-2007, 12:54 PM

Traditionally, there's only one real martini - gin and a splash of vermouth (optional olives). Even a vodka martini has to be prefaced with "vodka" because it's an alteration of the classic.

Anything else is just a mixed drink that happens to be in a martini shaped glass. Too bad the word "martini" has been bastardized by the trend of girlie frou-frou drinks. For instance,instead of an Apple Martini - or Appletini - it should be called what it is: "A Sugar Based Artificial Flavored Girlie Drink Put In A Martini Glass To Sound Cool." Same with all the rest.

So the question "How do you like it?" really means - how dry, wet, type of gin, shaken, stirred, olives (how many) and maybe vodka or extra olive juice (dirty)? None of these poseur drinks.

SinisterStudios · 03-30-2007, 01:44 PM

Grey Goose, Dirty, and UP

nosey · 03-30-2007, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SinisterStudios

Grey Goose, Dirty, and UP

nice

VicD · 03-30-2007, 03:28 PM

i don't like martini not even shaken

After Shock Media · 03-30-2007, 03:36 PM

Gin & vermouth, dash of olive juice (the vinegar liquid in olive bottle), 2 olives and 1 onion.
I like a tad bit more vermouth than most do.

germ · 03-30-2007, 06:14 PM

hold the martini. extra jager

mattz · 03-30-2007, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minte

a jigger of Bombay,a hint of vermouth with two olives straight up.

Madison Wi fuck yeah, Im from Milwaukee

aico · 03-30-2007, 06:18 PM

I like mine in the form of a Mojito.

mattz · 03-30-2007, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace

in a beer mug filled with beer

beertini?

damn straight, im drinking sierra nevada, pale ale right now, its great

03-30-2007, 08:55 AM	#1
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03-30-2007, 09:28 AM	#13
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hottoddy Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: PacNorWest Posts: 3,048	Traditionally, there's only one real martini - gin and a splash of vermouth (optional olives). Even a vodka martini has to be prefaced with "vodka" because it's an alteration of the classic. Anything else is just a mixed drink that happens to be in a martini shaped glass. Too bad the word "martini" has been bastardized by the trend of girlie frou-frou drinks. For instance,instead of an Apple Martini - or Appletini - it should be called what it is: "A Sugar Based Artificial Flavored Girlie Drink Put In A Martini Glass To Sound Cool." Same with all the rest. So the question "How do you like it?" really means - how dry, wet, type of gin, shaken, stirred, olives (how many) and maybe vodka or extra olive juice (dirty)? None of these poseur drinks. __________________ - *** - Last edited by hottoddy; 03-30-2007 at 12:55 PM..

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