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cardinalvices 03-30-2007 08:55 AM

How do you like your Martini?
 
Friday night is closing up, and I'm looking for some recipies for Martini cocktails. Ok the pretty standard one that always works is Sprite + Martini Bianco + some ice cubes.

What else can you recommend?

Furious_Female 03-30-2007 08:57 AM

I like just gin and vermouth... no olive. Haven't really experimented with many martini recipes though.

LiveDose 03-30-2007 08:58 AM

Shaken not stirred...

Minte 03-30-2007 08:59 AM

a jigger of Bombay,a hint of vermouth with two olives straight up.

WarChild 03-30-2007 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 12169967)
Shaken not stirred...

That's a pussy Martini. It's kind of funny James Bond drinks the sissy shit.

You see, a Martini should be stirred with care not to break the ice and thus water down the Martini. When you shake the fucker, you crush the ice cubes against each other and end up with a watered down product.

PMdave 03-30-2007 09:09 AM

Yuk martini... :throwup even writing it down bring that disgusting chemic taste in my mouth.

Bloomer 03-30-2007 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cardinalvices (Post 12169958)
Friday night is closing up, and I'm looking for some recipies for Martini cocktails. Ok the pretty standard one that always works is Sprite + Martini Bianco + some ice cubes.

What else can you recommend?

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LiveDose 03-30-2007 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 12169975)
That's a pussy Martini. It's kind of funny James Bond drinks the sissy shit.

You see, a Martini should be stirred with care not to break the ice and thus water down the Martini. When you shake the fucker, you crush the ice cubes against each other and end up with a watered down product.

It's kind of a pussy drink in general.

Cheers.

Ravage 03-30-2007 09:22 AM

In the hand of a hot woman I'm hitting up.

ztik 03-30-2007 09:23 AM

Gin, dirty

J. Falcon 03-30-2007 09:23 AM

Not a big fan of Martini myself.

JayDeeZee 03-30-2007 09:25 AM

Hell, I just mix whatever I got laying around. Blue hipnotique is good too, but a bit sweet after a while

cardinalvices 03-30-2007 09:28 AM

Jack Daniels is good, but I'm not looking for a complete crash tonight :)
Just want to unwind a bit. It was a busy week. Thanks for the tips!

Jace 03-30-2007 09:28 AM

in a beer mug filled with beer

beertini?

Mike Semen 03-30-2007 11:07 AM

Wasabi Martini

http://www.realwasabi.com/Cuisine/martini.asp

martinsc 03-30-2007 11:18 AM

roso :thumbsup

LiveDose 03-30-2007 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bloomer (Post 12170027)



So hot...:thumbsup

madawgz 03-30-2007 11:21 AM

never had a martini in my life :\

Sosa 03-30-2007 11:29 AM

no matini's for me

v4 media 03-30-2007 11:38 AM

in the bottle where it stays till my mum comes round, I'll have Tequila

ADL Josh 03-30-2007 11:39 AM

Go with a splash of olive juice and grey goose vodka, add the traditional olive on the toothepick and enjoy!!:thumbsup

Ivana Fukalot 03-30-2007 12:01 PM

i like martini+ ice+ lemon mmmmmmmmmmm. have a good weekend!

Odie 03-30-2007 12:42 PM

what you looking for?? something strong?? juicy?? pure?? lmk I have a plethora of recipes for you!! ;)

Jakke PNG 03-30-2007 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ADL Josh (Post 12170636)
Go with a splash of olive juice and grey goose vodka, add the traditional olive on the toothepick and enjoy!!:thumbsup

Olive juice?

hottoddy 03-30-2007 12:54 PM

Traditionally, there's only one real martini - gin and a splash of vermouth (optional olives). Even a vodka martini has to be prefaced with "vodka" because it's an alteration of the classic.

Anything else is just a mixed drink that happens to be in a martini shaped glass. Too bad the word "martini" has been bastardized by the trend of girlie frou-frou drinks. For instance,instead of an Apple Martini - or Appletini - it should be called what it is: "A Sugar Based Artificial Flavored Girlie Drink Put In A Martini Glass To Sound Cool." Same with all the rest.

So the question "How do you like it?" really means - how dry, wet, type of gin, shaken, stirred, olives (how many) and maybe vodka or extra olive juice (dirty)? None of these poseur drinks.

:2 cents:

SinisterStudios 03-30-2007 01:44 PM

Grey Goose, Dirty, and UP

nosey 03-30-2007 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SinisterStudios (Post 12171320)
Grey Goose, Dirty, and UP

nice :glugglug :glugglug

VicD 03-30-2007 03:28 PM

i don't like martini not even shaken

After Shock Media 03-30-2007 03:36 PM

Gin & vermouth, dash of olive juice (the vinegar liquid in olive bottle), 2 olives and 1 onion.
I like a tad bit more vermouth than most do.

germ 03-30-2007 06:14 PM

hold the martini. extra jager

mattz 03-30-2007 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minte (Post 12169970)
a jigger of Bombay,a hint of vermouth with two olives straight up.


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aico 03-30-2007 06:18 PM

I like mine in the form of a Mojito.

mattz 03-30-2007 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jace (Post 12170089)
in a beer mug filled with beer

beertini?

damn straight, im drinking sierra nevada, pale ale right now, its great


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