Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Happy Bday To Me! Happy Bday To Me!
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 03-30-2007, 08:51 AM   #1
dougeetx
Confirmed User
 
dougeetx's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Dallas, TX
Posts: 6,163
:tongue Happy Bday To Me!
Woohoo! The Big 37 today! Hooray!

How does it start off?

I get trapped in the elevator. Bad storm last night. Power surge in the building. I'm clostraphobic and acrophobic so being on a glass elevator on the 5th floor was not good. Paramedics get there as well as the fire department. By the time they get their, building maintenance has already gotten me out. I'm having a panic attack by now. Hyperventilating and all. Paramedics put me on oxygen! Then, they are trapped b/c the elevator control on that floor is jacked up. So, paramedics, fire department, security, and the building manager are all stuck on the 5th floor waiting for another car to come up. As it comes up, HOORAY, it's the Ortis elevator tech. He works on the elevator and everyone gets on and go down except for me who still has problems thinking about going down the elevator. Well, I'm not going to say how much of a little bitch I acted on getting downstairs on the elevator. So, HAPPY BDAY DOUGEE!!
__________________
Coming Soon! A NEW revolution in black adult social networking!
dougeetx is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 08:52 AM   #2
nosey
Talk Hard
 
nosey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 14,413
happy bday!
__________________

| Domain whois privacy Free || GFY favored Hosting |
$Chaturbate || FpcTraffic FPCPlugs || PlugRush Traffic
nosey is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 08:55 AM   #3
Murderous
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Pennsylvania
Posts: 3,938
Happy Bday To You!
Murderous is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 09:02 AM   #4
PR_Sebas
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,825
lol, tough day, i think id freak out too...

happy bday
__________________
PR_Sebas is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 09:06 AM   #5
PMdave
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Dec 2003
Posts: 1,517
To me toooooooo!!!!
oh yeah happy bday doug ;)
PMdave is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 09:14 AM   #6
J. Falcon
www.AdultCopywriters.com
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 31,618
Happy Bday
__________________
Adult Copywriters



SEO Content for Porn Sites
sales at adultcopywriters dot com
J. Falcon is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 09:18 AM   #7
LiveDose
Show Yer Tits!
 
LiveDose's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Somewhere Out there...
Posts: 25,792
Happy birthday man. Just in time for the weekend...
__________________

Scammer Alert: acer19 acer [email protected] [email protected] Money stolen using PayPal
LiveDose is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 09:29 AM   #8
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
 
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
Posts: 38,323


Happy Birthday D...

ADG Webmaster
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 09:39 AM   #9
JayDeeZee
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 3,595
LOL....I hope the rest of your day is better
__________________
JayDeeZee is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 09:42 AM   #10
Onixia
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Deep in HELL
Posts: 513
happy birthday
__________________

$100 per singup with CamGuest
Onixia is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 09:58 AM   #11
Angelo22
Writer
 
Angelo22's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 3,123
Wooow, conrats man
happy birthday!!
__________________
MAKE MORE MONEY FROM YOUR WEB TRAFFIC - 15% BONUS

And contact me if you need high quality translating and writing work done - angelo22 (AT) gmail (DOT) com
Angelo22 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 10:00 AM   #12
shekinah
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 8,452
Happy Birthday!! so where's the party, after the incident?
__________________

[Web Design | Development | Programming | Content Writing ]
ICQ: 238-890-469
shekinah is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 10:05 AM   #13
Th!nk
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 6,996
happy birthday!
Th!nk is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 10:07 AM   #14
Sosa
In Tushy Land
 
Sosa's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Nebraska
Posts: 40,149
Happy Bday!
Sosa is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 10:08 AM   #15
Gentle_Ben
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Barcelona
Posts: 733
happy bday!
__________________
ICQ ME: 203-810-401
Gentle_Ben is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 10:08 AM   #16
Apolon
Registered User
 
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Montreal
Posts: 76
lol that's a good 1
happy bday
Apolon is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 10:56 AM   #17
Cash
Click on my TCG signature
 
Cash's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2002
Posts: 20,825
Happy Birthday
__________________
$9.95/month for 15000 GB bandwidth monthly, unlimited (sub)domains and MySQL5, PHP4/5, 500 GB disk storage! ; use any of these invitation codes: 216263692101; 408636009193; 846090586647; my ICQ 30160426!
Cash is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 11:47 AM   #18
Ivana Fukalot
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 2,482
Happy Birthday!

__________________

You can promote my site at www.dieselaction.com

DieselAction V3.0 features new exclusive paysites, NATS stats, DieselTools, epass/checks/wires with no fees and much more!
Ivana Fukalot is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 11:55 AM   #19
madawgz
8.8.8.8
 
madawgz's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Noordermarkt
Posts: 30,509
happy birthday!
__________________
TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.
madawgz is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 11:58 AM   #20
topbucksdarlene
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Tucson, AZ
Posts: 204
Happy Birthday!
__________________
Darlene
Account Representative
ICQ: 499-78-3301
Email: [email protected]
TopBucks
topbucksdarlene is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 12:23 PM   #21
bizarrejan
Confirmed User
 
bizarrejan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 1,487
didnt you see my thread, dougeetx?
bizarrejan is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 12:24 PM   #22
Metalsound
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Right now . . . Everywhere
Posts: 880
Quote:
Originally Posted by dougeetx View Post
Woohoo! The Big 37 today! Hooray!

How does it start off?

I get trapped in the elevator. Bad storm last night. Power surge in the building. I'm clostraphobic and acrophobic so being on a glass elevator on the 5th floor was not good. Paramedics get there as well as the fire department. By the time they get their, building maintenance has already gotten me out. I'm having a panic attack by now. Hyperventilating and all. Paramedics put me on oxygen! Then, they are trapped b/c the elevator control on that floor is jacked up. So, paramedics, fire department, security, and the building manager are all stuck on the 5th floor waiting for another car to come up. As it comes up, HOORAY, it's the Ortis elevator tech. He works on the elevator and everyone gets on and go down except for me who still has problems thinking about going down the elevator. Well, I'm not going to say how much of a little bitch I acted on getting downstairs on the elevator. So, HAPPY BDAY DOUGEE!!
Damn and you are still in good mood

"Happy B-Day"
__________________
There are more important things than money . . .

BUT THEY COST TOO MUCH
Metalsound is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 12:25 PM   #23
bizarrejan
Confirmed User
 
bizarrejan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 1,487
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?p=...0#post12168740
bizarrejan is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 01:49 PM   #24
Elixir
CHECK MY SIG-AMAZING SITE
 
Elixir's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: ICQ: 210-874-419
Posts: 12,870
lol guys !
__________________
SIG FOR SALE


ICQ 210874419
Elixir is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 01:50 PM   #25
T - Bone
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Nor Cal
Posts: 368
Happy Birthday!
__________________

Rob AT JupiterHosting.com
Office: 408.980.5471
ICQ: 243.353.359
T - Bone is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 02:01 PM   #26
Scott McD
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Scott McD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
Quote:
Originally Posted by dougeetx View Post
I get trapped in the elevator. Bad storm last night. Power surge in the building. I'm clostraphobic and acrophobic so being on a glass elevator on the 5th floor was not good.
That's not good lol.

Happy Birthday anyway !!!
__________________


I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

Scott McD is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 02:03 PM   #27
96ukssob
So Fucking Banananananas
 
96ukssob's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it
Posts: 12,991
ouch... hope it gets better for you. Happy Birthday
__________________
Email: Clicky on Me
96ukssob is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 03:49 PM   #28
free4porn
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 4,654
Happy Birthday!
__________________
Switch To Fling Now! I'm on 1:201 paid signups sending little traffic! Make $$$
Free Porn
free4porn is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 03:53 PM   #29
Michaelious
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Scotland
Posts: 6,720
Happy birthday dude!!
__________________
Michaelious is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 05:16 PM   #30
MandyBlake
The one and only!
 
MandyBlake's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Atlanta, GA
Posts: 17,761
happy birthday!!!
__________________
Mandy's Playhouse
Her First Fat Girl
If you're interested in promoting my sites, ICQ me! 178411921
MandyBlake is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 05:45 PM   #31
u-Bob
there's no $$$ in porn
 
u-Bob's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: icq: 195./568.-230 (btw: not getting offline msgs)
Posts: 33,063
happy bday
u-Bob is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 05:49 PM   #32
LittleSassy
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: behind you
Posts: 7,402
Tough day huh? Happy Birthday anyways
__________________

Proadultoutsourcing.com ~ version 2.0
OFFSHORE SOLUTIONS PROVIDER SINCE 2003
ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE 264-580-554
LittleSassy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 05:59 PM   #33
WalkerTR
Confirmed User
 
WalkerTR's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 1,646
Happy Birthday!
__________________

Blog Commenting Ninja: Special offer: $47.
WalkerTR is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 06:13 PM   #34
Spunky
I need a beer
 
Spunky's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,944
Happy birthday to uuuuuuuuuuuu
__________________
Spunky is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 06:23 PM   #35
BaldBishop
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Posts: 2,115
happy birthday
__________________
BaldBishop is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 06:25 PM   #36
CaptainHowdy
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Happy in the dark.
Posts: 93,575
Happy birthday / Feliz cumpleaños !
CaptainHowdy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 07:05 PM   #37
nAtuRaLbEautY
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 6,107
happy birthday! wishing you all the best for you!
__________________
Prime Outsourcing│offshore solutions│manual labor│staff leasing│full time employees
starting at $695.00/month=managed and dedicated | icq: 309570461 | live chat
nAtuRaLbEautY is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 07:15 PM   #38
sniperwolf
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 17,743
hey happy birthday to ayah...hope you will still have a great day!!
__________________
~Accepting design works~
sniperwolf is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-30-2007, 07:18 PM   #39
yota71
Porn Blogger
 
yota71's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2006
Posts: 822
Happy 37th and may there be at least 37 more
__________________
ICQ-307696001 kingfisher.kj [at] gmail.com
yota71 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-31-2007, 10:42 PM   #40
MsWild
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Apr 2006
Posts: 2,803
Happy Birthday...all the best
MsWild is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-31-2007, 10:48 PM   #41
BusterBunny
perverted justice decoy
 
BusterBunny's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry
Posts: 19,291
congrats to the birthday
__________________
my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died
BusterBunny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 03-31-2007, 11:47 PM   #42
VeriSexy
Join The Royal Family
 
VeriSexy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 25,463
happy bday
__________________
Looking for a KICK ASS TEEN SPONSOR? Check out ROYAL CASH - THE KING OF TEEN!
Incredible webmaster tools FHGs, Morphing Blog and RSS Feeds, Embedded FLV & WMV Videos.
With TOP RATIO Sites like


ATMovs.com | iTeenVideo.com | TeenSexMovs.com | TeenSexMania.com


VeriSexy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Happy Bday To Me! Happy Bday To Me!
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.