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Old 03-28-2007, 09:46 AM   #1
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How to get laid by hot chics all the time... Learn in this thread >>>
It is very simple...

Pick up your balls and walk right up to them and talk to them like a normal person....

Once you get that down packed they will be throwing all kinds of pussy at you
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Old 03-28-2007, 10:01 AM   #2
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So profound....
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Old 03-28-2007, 10:11 AM   #3
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So profound....

Hey, I am just trying to help these guys out...



Ever wonder how these nerdy looking clowns get all the hot chics...

That is how, by talking to them like they are normal people
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Old 03-28-2007, 11:06 AM   #4
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thats how I hooked up with ya sister :D
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Old 03-28-2007, 11:24 AM   #5
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thats how I hooked up with ya sister :D
To bad I don't have a sister...
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Old 03-28-2007, 11:36 AM   #6
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I hooked up with my sister that way...... just kidding.
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Old 03-28-2007, 11:39 AM   #7
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LMAO well, talking to girls is definately a START!

Talking to them like a normal person. That's a task in itself
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Old 03-28-2007, 11:43 AM   #8
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I hooked up with my sister......


....... :|
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Old 03-28-2007, 11:46 AM   #9
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I agree, it really does work!
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Old 03-28-2007, 11:59 AM   #10
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Thats right and it works on hot porn actresses too cuase you know they love to bump the meat pole!
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:20 PM   #11
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Thats right and it works on hot porn actresses too cuase you know they love to bump the meat pole!

It works with strippers also...
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:21 PM   #12
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It works with strippers also...
Hells ya it does and NUNS TOO!
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:23 PM   #13
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Pick up your balls and walk right up to them and talk to them like a normal person....
and the truth is.. it really is that simple
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:26 PM   #14
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and the truth is.. it really is that simple
You got it bro
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:36 PM   #15
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You are so wrong...

talking to a normal person means you can have intelligent, LOGICAL conversation... ever tried being logical with a woman? Ya... didn't think so.
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:36 PM   #16
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You are so wrong...

talking to a normal person means you can have intelligent, LOGICAL conversation... ever tried being logical with a woman? Ya... didn't think so.
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:53 PM   #17
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You are so wrong...

talking to a normal person means you can have intelligent, LOGICAL conversation... ever tried being logical with a woman? Ya... didn't think so.
lol... Doesn't matter if they can be logical or not... It is all about showing them you are not a pig like normal men and you have some confidence in yourself and can actually talk to them...

Most guys are scared to talk to hot girls
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Old 03-28-2007, 12:54 PM   #18
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Wise words
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:43 PM   #19
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Wise words

Thanks
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:47 PM   #20
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Hey, I am just trying to help these guys out...



Ever wonder how these nerdy looking clowns get all the hot chics...

That is how, by talking to them like they are normal people

Finally a solution that doesnt involve faking a heart attack, or running away from a hooker after leaving an empty enveloppe on the drawer
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:48 PM   #21
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It works with strippers also...
As someone who has dated strippers most of his life you are 100% right. You just have to know how to balance having a normal conversation with seeming disinterested to hook them.
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:48 PM   #22
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Old 03-28-2007, 01:49 PM   #23
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To bad I don't have a sister...
Dont you USED to have a brother tho?
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Old 03-28-2007, 02:11 PM   #24
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Dont you USED to have a brother tho?



I am a only child
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Old 03-28-2007, 02:16 PM   #25
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Usually, the hottest girls are easier than the average looking girls that pretend to be hot. Most guys dont go after the hottest girls, so if you do then the hot girl will instantly believe you are the dopest.
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Sounds like some sort of anal hobbit advice...
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I work in a strip bar on the weekends here in vegas and truth is I get blown a least 3 times a night by four different girls
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Sounds like some sort of anal hobbit advice...
That guy really knows his shit.
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Old 03-28-2007, 07:57 PM   #29
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Sounds like some sort of anal hobbit advice...
Yeah right... His advice is nonsence... Mine is real
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