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Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-28-2007 09:46 AM

How to get laid by hot chics all the time... Learn in this thread >>>
 
It is very simple...

Pick up your balls and walk right up to them and talk to them like a normal person....

Once you get that down packed they will be throwing all kinds of pussy at you :thumbsup

SilvercashJeanette 03-28-2007 10:01 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So profound....

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-28-2007 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SilvercashJeanette (Post 12160104)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

So profound....


Hey, I am just trying to help these guys out...



Ever wonder how these nerdy looking clowns get all the hot chics...

That is how, by talking to them like they are normal people :winkwink:

MrKinkade 03-28-2007 11:06 AM

thats how I hooked up with ya sister :D

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-28-2007 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrKinkade (Post 12160337)
thats how I hooked up with ya sister :D

To bad I don't have a sister... :winkwink:

[ Nate ] 03-28-2007 11:36 AM

I hooked up with my sister that way...... just kidding.

shoeaholicanon 03-28-2007 11:39 AM

LMAO well, talking to girls is definately a START!

Talking to them like a normal person. That's a task in itself :)

a1ka1ine 03-28-2007 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by [ Nate ] (Post 12160488)
I hooked up with my sister......



....... :|

JayDeeZee 03-28-2007 11:46 AM

I agree, it really does work!

Bloomer 03-28-2007 11:59 AM

Thats right and it works on hot porn actresses too cuase you know they love to bump the meat pole!:thumbsup

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-28-2007 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bloomer (Post 12160567)
Thats right and it works on hot porn actresses too cuase you know they love to bump the meat pole!:thumbsup


It works with strippers also... :winkwink:

Bloomer 03-28-2007 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12160647)
It works with strippers also... :winkwink:

Hells ya it does and NUNS TOO!:thumbsup

sicone 03-28-2007 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12160045)
Pick up your balls and walk right up to them and talk to them like a normal person....

and the truth is.. it really is that simple

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-28-2007 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by sicone (Post 12160661)
and the truth is.. it really is that simple

You got it bro :thumbsup

NoWhErE 03-28-2007 12:36 PM

You are so wrong...

talking to a normal person means you can have intelligent, LOGICAL conversation... ever tried being logical with a woman? Ya... didn't think so. :)

NoWhErE 03-28-2007 12:36 PM

You are so wrong...

talking to a normal person means you can have intelligent, LOGICAL conversation... ever tried being logical with a woman? Ya... didn't think so. :)

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-28-2007 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE (Post 12160738)
You are so wrong...

talking to a normal person means you can have intelligent, LOGICAL conversation... ever tried being logical with a woman? Ya... didn't think so. :)

lol... Doesn't matter if they can be logical or not... It is all about showing them you are not a pig like normal men and you have some confidence in yourself and can actually talk to them...

Most guys are scared to talk to hot girls :2 cents:

Michaelious 03-28-2007 12:54 PM

Wise words:thumbsup

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-28-2007 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michaelious (Post 12160791)
Wise words:thumbsup


Thanks :winkwink:

Mediachick 03-28-2007 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12160126)
Hey, I am just trying to help these guys out...



Ever wonder how these nerdy looking clowns get all the hot chics...

That is how, by talking to them like they are normal people :winkwink:


Finally a solution that doesnt involve faking a heart attack, or running away from a hooker after leaving an empty enveloppe on the drawer :1orglaugh

Profits of Doom 03-28-2007 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12160647)
It works with strippers also... :winkwink:

As someone who has dated strippers most of his life you are 100% right. You just have to know how to balance having a normal conversation with seeming disinterested to hook them. :thumbsup

NinjaSteve 03-28-2007 01:48 PM

Are you speaking from experience?

Mediachick 03-28-2007 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Clark (Post 12160426)
To bad I don't have a sister... :winkwink:

Dont you USED to have a brother tho? :helpme

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-28-2007 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NinjaSteve (Post 12161032)
Are you speaking from experience?

Yes I am...






Quote:

Originally Posted by Mediachick (Post 12161038)
Dont you USED to have a brother tho? :helpme


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I am a only child :)

FuqALot 03-28-2007 02:16 PM

Usually, the hottest girls are easier than the average looking girls that pretend to be hot. Most guys dont go after the hottest girls, so if you do then the hot girl will instantly believe you are the dopest.

VicD 03-28-2007 03:22 PM

Sounds like some sort of anal hobbit advice...

Bloomer 03-28-2007 03:47 PM

I work in a strip bar on the weekends here in vegas and truth is I get blown a least 3 times a night by four different girls:thumbsup

cherrylula 03-28-2007 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vicd (Post 12161581)
Sounds like some sort of anal hobbit advice...

That guy really knows his shit. :1orglaugh

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-28-2007 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vicd (Post 12161581)
Sounds like some sort of anal hobbit advice...

Yeah right... His advice is nonsence... Mine is real :thumbsup


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