How come dateline can find identity thiefs but the fbi can't? - GoFuckYourself.com

seeric · 03-27-2007, 08:03 PM

You could send chris hansen looking for the fuckin fountain of youth and that motherfucker will come back with the water from it.

guy should be a detective. lol.

Shoulda sent that dude to Iraq to find them WMDs hahaha.

Harley Girl · 03-27-2007, 08:04 PM

lol...so funny... so true!

I'm addicted to those "to catch a preditor " shows...

crazy how many morons come to the houses...

candyflip · 03-27-2007, 08:04 PM

Maybe because the FBI can't entrap like that. I don't know, though those guys are the scum of the earth that always seems wrong to me to set them up like that.

Verbal · 03-27-2007, 08:04 PM

for the same reason we're looking for terrorists in the wrong country ... lol oops, did I say that?

candyflip · 03-27-2007, 08:07 PM

I misread the thead. My bad.

HighSociety · 03-27-2007, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

You could send chris hansen looking for the fuckin fountain of youth and that motherfucker will come back with the water from it.

guy should be a detective. lol.

Shoulda sent that dude to Iraq to find them WMDs hahaha.

hahahahhahahahaha goddamn that was funny, reason he catches them is he tries though, the FBI probably has better things to do or so they say, just so many fucking scammers. That show tonight was to good

seeric · 03-27-2007, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by made2ordervideos

hahahahhahahahaha goddamn that was funny, reason he catches them is he tries though, the FBI probably has better things to do or so they say, just so many fucking scammers. That show tonight was to good

yeah it jsut came on, i am 8 minutes deep now. pretty soon they are gonna have this joker chasin baby daddys and dead beat dads.

he catches everyone. lol.

what was the lawman that always gets his man? i forget?

hahahaha.

seeric · 03-27-2007, 08:19 PM

HAHAHAHAHA

Hansen Discount Electronics.

fuck he's persistent. Made me go change all my banking passwords lickity split

HighSociety · 03-27-2007, 08:32 PM

have not seen anything yet, wait until you see how fucking dumb the guy is at the end

mardigras · 03-27-2007, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by candyflip

Maybe because the FBI can't entrap like that. I don't know, though those guys are the scum of the earth that always seems wrong to me to set them up like that.

I don't feel bad for them. They went with every intention of having sex with a 12 or 13 year old. If you go into an unknown house you have to know in the back of your mind that someone could catch you.

What blew my mind was the guy that was caught by Dateline twice.

Tempest · 03-27-2007, 09:29 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

what was the lawman that always gets his man? i forget?

The Mounties...

Yeah, great episode tonight. Gonna have to watch next week when he tracks down the REAL culprits overseas.

seeric · 03-27-2007, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

The Mounties...

Yeah, great episode tonight. Gonna have to watch next week when he tracks down the REAL culprits overseas.

yeah that shit got me scared again, i went and changed all my pins and shit

tony286 · 03-27-2007, 09:40 PM

now he is going after credit card thieves,it was saying nothing happens to 99 percent of them. I think the problem is the banks dont care, in the end they arent the ones fucked the merchant is. I believe if they wanted to stop it tomorrow they could. One example why does only one credit card company put your pic on your cc ? They all should be doing it but they dont because its the merchant that loses in the end.The merchant is the lowest piece in the cc chain.

Agnosticism · 03-27-2007, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

now he is going after credit card thieves,it was saying nothing happens to 99 percent of them. I think the problem is the banks dont care, in the end they arent the ones fucked the merchant is. I believe if they wanted to stop it tomorrow they could. One example why does only one credit card company put your pic on your cc ? They all should be doing it but they dont because its the merchant that loses in the end.The merchant is the lowest piece in the cc chain.

Banks do care trust me. I think the problem with identity theft is the lack of evidence or how one criminal can look like so many different people. Going down all those avenues just leads to more pointless work and wasted man hours. By merchant do you mean the person that holds the inventory because that is who gets screwed in the end, then bank, then customer depending on policies. They started putting pics on bank of america cards but that doesn't really matter considering PHOTOSHOP. Only decent solution right now is probably the smart chip but this is currently being reverse engineered or is already. There was also some stuff a while back with fingerprinting technology to use the card at any stores or even some foreign banks make you carry an electronical device that displays numbers day by day that you need to make purchases or withdrawls. Problem with everything, I think everything will be reverse engineered or a way to beat the system plus with more protections out the more complications happen when that is penetrated.

pornguy · 03-27-2007, 10:45 PM

A1R3K, you already know the answer to that. The FBI works a lot like the military. The news/media/reporters are in it for the money. they will work 10 times harder.

tony286 · 03-27-2007, 10:49 PM

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Banks do care trust me. I think the problem with identity theft is the lack of evidence or how one criminal can look like so many different people. Going down all those avenues just leads to more pointless work and wasted man hours. By merchant do you mean the person that holds the inventory because that is who gets screwed in the end, then bank, then customer depending on policies. They started putting pics on bank of america cards but that doesn't really matter considering PHOTOSHOP. Only decent solution right now is probably the smart chip but this is currently being reverse engineered or is already. There was also some stuff a while back with fingerprinting technology to use the card at any stores or even some foreign banks make you carry an electronical device that displays numbers day by day that you need to make purchases or withdrawls. Problem with everything, I think everything will be reverse engineered or a way to beat the system plus with more protections out the more complications happen when that is penetrated.

Of course I mean the person who holds the inventory is the merchant who else would be the merchant. I have to disagree with you, I have been in a situation where we knew who the person was who committed the id theft on my wife,they said would you press charges ,we said yes. They did nothing. no man hunting hes were needed it was served to them on a silver platter. What would ps have to do with a pic thats on your credit card?

bdld · 03-28-2007, 01:16 AM

if the fbi had their own tv show they'd get more done.

zibril · 03-28-2007, 01:37 AM

Hahahahahahah.....

03-27-2007, 08:03 PM	#1
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seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	HAHAHAHAHA Hansen Discount Electronics. fuck he's persistent. Made me go change all my banking passwords lickity split

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	now he is going after credit card thieves,it was saying nothing happens to 99 percent of them. I think the problem is the banks dont care, in the end they arent the ones fucked the merchant is. I believe if they wanted to stop it tomorrow they could. One example why does only one credit card company put your pic on your cc ? They all should be doing it but they dont because its the merchant that loses in the end.The merchant is the lowest piece in the cc chain.

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