Holy shit! 7'9" guy marries 5'6" girl! (pic) - GoFuckYourself.com

NinjaSteve · 03-28-2007, 09:36 AM

I just read this on CNN. Holy shit balls!

? Bao Xishun, a 7-foot-9-inch herdsman from Inner Mongolia, marries, report says
? Guinness World Records confirmed Bao as world's tallest man last year
? Bao's bride, 28, is half his age; Xia Shujian is 5 feet 6 inches tall

I don't know how the sex action is going to work when he's that tall.

NinjaSteve · 03-28-2007, 09:36 AM

wtf...

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Bao was in the news in December after he used his long arms to save two dolphins by pulling out plastic from their stomachs.

The dolphins got sick after nibbling on plastic from the edge of their pool at an aquarium in Liaoning province.

Attempts to use surgical instruments to remove the plastic failed because the dolphins' stomachs contracted in response to the instruments, Chinese media reported.

PR_Sebas · 03-28-2007, 09:36 AM

haha, saw that on yahoo earlier... she definately cant kneel for a bj... she'll be below his cock by like a foot!

Mr. Manson · 03-28-2007, 09:41 AM

Well, looking at this from the other hand, she can suck his dick without bending down

J. Falcon · 03-28-2007, 09:48 AM

hahah thats hilarious.

J. Falcon · 03-28-2007, 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Manson

Well, looking at this from the other hand, she can suck his dick without bending down

So true.

EBORG9 · 03-28-2007, 09:56 AM

What's even more amazing is no one ever tried to sign him up on an NBA team.

pornguy · 03-28-2007, 09:58 AM

All she has to do is bend over a little to suck his cock,

MissMina · 03-28-2007, 09:58 AM

He's probably got a huge schlong.

Murderous · 03-28-2007, 10:04 AM

I seen that this morning as well. I was going to post it, then thought... why? Hehe.

AD_Jake · 03-28-2007, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by pornreviewsource

haha, saw that on yahoo earlier... she definately cant kneel for a bj... she'll be below his cock by like a foot!

rowan · 03-28-2007, 10:54 AM

I thought being 6'6" was annoying - this guy must have to think about literally every step he takes...

Fap · 03-28-2007, 10:57 AM

Cute couple!

[ Nate ] · 03-28-2007, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by MissMina

He's probably got a huge schlong.

He probably can't even get it in her. Imagine if he fucked her ass with it.

shoeaholicanon · 03-28-2007, 11:42 AM

yeah, that's ahem...interesting :S weird.

JayDeeZee · 03-28-2007, 11:43 AM

That dude looks weird!

Anthony · 03-28-2007, 11:58 AM

Look, let's face facts kids.

He may be over 7 foot tall, but at the end of the day, he's asian.

We all know those slanty eyed gooks are hung like hamsters. 5foot tall, 6foot tall, 7 foot tall, it don't matter.

SomeCreep · 03-28-2007, 12:04 PM

That guy should've married a 4'1'' midget. That would've been leet.

HouseHead · 03-28-2007, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by EBORG9

What's even more amazing is no one ever tried to sign him up on an NBA team.

I doubt the guy can move to fast.. He looks pretty old am I wrong? And she is Half his age is whats Stated.

emthree · 03-28-2007, 12:18 PM

Someone should sign him.

More Booze · 03-28-2007, 12:21 PM

I wonder how big his cock is... it must be huge...

EBORG9 · 03-28-2007, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by emthree

Someone should sign him.

If nothing else but to stand there, like Yao Ming used to do in the beginning (no offense Yao, I love ya now).
I think he is too old now, but how did they not see that kid in high school?

madawgz · 03-28-2007, 01:08 PM

wow that guy is fucking tall!

Jakke PNG · 03-28-2007, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by EBORG9

but how did they not see that kid in high school?

My guess is that not many scouts hang around 'high-schools' in inner mongolia where these herdsmen live.

Profits of Doom · 03-28-2007, 01:12 PM

I remember reading somewhere that Shaquille O'Neal is hung like an infant (not an infant's arm, an actual infant) so I guess the size thing isn't a good indicator

Th!nk · 03-28-2007, 01:40 PM

well, age and height doesn't matter when you're inlove

NinjaSteve · 03-28-2007, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Th!nk

well, age and height doesn't matter when you're inlove

Awe... say that to the 700lb fat man

stickyfingerz · 03-28-2007, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Look, let's face facts kids.

He may be over 7 foot tall, but at the end of the day, he's asian.

We all know those slanty eyed gooks are hung like hamsters. 5foot tall, 6foot tall, 7 foot tall, it don't matter.

lol I love when you rip on yourself Anthony. lol We all know you are big in the pants.

Anthony · 03-28-2007, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerz

lol I love when you rip on yourself Anthony. lol We all know you are big in the pants.

Big in the pants? Me?! Far from it. I'm hung like a newborn beagle.

Michaelious · 03-28-2007, 01:54 PM

Yeah, that's the guy that saved the dolphins

he-fox · 03-28-2007, 01:56 PM

I am 6'7" and I banged once a 4'10" filipina. What a wild ride was that one!

stickyfingerz · 03-28-2007, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Big in the pants? Me?! Far from it. I'm hung like a newborn beagle.

A simple google search shows you are well hung stop trying to hide it.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=big+asian+cock&btnG=Google+Search

LittleSassy · 03-28-2007, 04:07 PM

damn...she's just half of him. But for asians, her size is pretty tall. Wonder what would their kids be like...

the source · 03-28-2007, 04:29 PM

she will likely have a broken pelvis after the honeymoon... lol

nikki99 · 03-28-2007, 04:33 PM

there is a couple from peru the same

tony286 · 03-28-2007, 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by MissMina

He's probably got a huge schlong.

Schlong is his cousin lol Im sorry I could resist.Yep she is the ultimate size queen.

Aussie Rebel · 03-28-2007, 04:36 PM

He could pick her up and use her as a fleshlight

CaptainHowdy · 03-28-2007, 04:36 PM

Is that the guy who saved some dolphins sometime ago??

alexg · 03-28-2007, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel

He could pick her up and use her as a fleshlight

chaze · 03-28-2007, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by EBORG9

What's even more amazing is no one ever tried to sign him up on an NBA team.

Surprised no one offered him to do porn

gandalfuy · 03-28-2007, 07:43 PM

this thread is useless without pics :P

Shey · 03-28-2007, 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Big in the pants? Me?! Far from it. I'm hung like a newborn beagle.

MissMina · 03-28-2007, 07:53 PM

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Originally Posted by [ Nate ]

He probably can't even get it in her. Imagine if he fucked her ass with it.

Ouch.....

MissMina · 03-28-2007, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by tony404

Yep she is the ultimate size queen.

Hmmmph and I thought I was....

Spunky · 03-28-2007, 08:00 PM

Opposites attract

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