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NinjaSteve 03-28-2007 09:36 AM

Holy shit! 7'9" guy marries 5'6" girl! (pic)
 
I just read this on CNN. Holy shit balls!

? Bao Xishun, a 7-foot-9-inch herdsman from Inner Mongolia, marries, report says
? Guinness World Records confirmed Bao as world's tallest man last year
? Bao's bride, 28, is half his age; Xia Shujian is 5 feet 6 inches tall

http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2007/WORLD/as...est.man.ap.jpg

I don't know how the sex action is going to work when he's that tall.

NinjaSteve 03-28-2007 09:36 AM

:1orglaugh wtf...

Quote:

Bao was in the news in December after he used his long arms to save two dolphins by pulling out plastic from their stomachs.

The dolphins got sick after nibbling on plastic from the edge of their pool at an aquarium in Liaoning province.

Attempts to use surgical instruments to remove the plastic failed because the dolphins' stomachs contracted in response to the instruments, Chinese media reported.

PR_Sebas 03-28-2007 09:36 AM

haha, saw that on yahoo earlier... she definately cant kneel for a bj... she'll be below his cock by like a foot!

Mr. Manson 03-28-2007 09:41 AM

Well, looking at this from the other hand, she can suck his dick without bending down :winkwink:

J. Falcon 03-28-2007 09:48 AM

hahah thats hilarious.

J. Falcon 03-28-2007 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Manson (Post 12160033)
Well, looking at this from the other hand, she can suck his dick without bending down :winkwink:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh So true.

EBORG9 03-28-2007 09:56 AM

What's even more amazing is no one ever tried to sign him up on an NBA team.

pornguy 03-28-2007 09:58 AM

All she has to do is bend over a little to suck his cock,

MissMina 03-28-2007 09:58 AM

He's probably got a huge schlong.

Murderous 03-28-2007 10:04 AM

I seen that this morning as well. I was going to post it, then thought... why? Hehe.

AD_Jake 03-28-2007 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornreviewsource (Post 12160011)
haha, saw that on yahoo earlier... she definately cant kneel for a bj... she'll be below his cock by like a foot!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

rowan 03-28-2007 10:54 AM

I thought being 6'6" was annoying - this guy must have to think about literally every step he takes...

Fap 03-28-2007 10:57 AM

Cute couple!

[ Nate ] 03-28-2007 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissMina (Post 12160091)
He's probably got a huge schlong.

He probably can't even get it in her. Imagine if he fucked her ass with it.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

shoeaholicanon 03-28-2007 11:42 AM

yeah, that's ahem...interesting :S weird.

JayDeeZee 03-28-2007 11:43 AM

That dude looks weird!

Anthony 03-28-2007 11:58 AM

Look, let's face facts kids.

He may be over 7 foot tall, but at the end of the day, he's asian.

We all know those slanty eyed gooks are hung like hamsters. 5foot tall, 6foot tall, 7 foot tall, it don't matter.

:)

SomeCreep 03-28-2007 12:04 PM

That guy should've married a 4'1'' midget. That would've been leet.

HouseHead 03-28-2007 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EBORG9 (Post 12160081)
What's even more amazing is no one ever tried to sign him up on an NBA team.

I doubt the guy can move to fast.. He looks pretty old am I wrong? And she is Half his age is whats Stated. :2 cents: :2 cents:

emthree 03-28-2007 12:18 PM

Someone should sign him.

More Booze 03-28-2007 12:21 PM

I wonder how big his cock is... it must be huge...

EBORG9 03-28-2007 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by emthree (Post 12160637)
Someone should sign him.

If nothing else but to stand there, like Yao Ming used to do in the beginning (no offense Yao, I love ya now).
I think he is too old now, but how did they not see that kid in high school?

madawgz 03-28-2007 01:08 PM

wow that guy is fucking tall!

Jakke PNG 03-28-2007 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EBORG9 (Post 12160839)
but how did they not see that kid in high school?

My guess is that not many scouts hang around 'high-schools' in inner mongolia where these herdsmen live.

Profits of Doom 03-28-2007 01:12 PM

I remember reading somewhere that Shaquille O'Neal is hung like an infant (not an infant's arm, an actual infant) so I guess the size thing isn't a good indicator :winkwink:

Th!nk 03-28-2007 01:40 PM

well, age and height doesn't matter when you're inlove :)

NinjaSteve 03-28-2007 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Th!nk (Post 12160981)
well, age and height doesn't matter when you're inlove :)

Awe... say that to the 700lb fat man :(

stickyfingerz 03-28-2007 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 12160563)
Look, let's face facts kids.

He may be over 7 foot tall, but at the end of the day, he's asian.

We all know those slanty eyed gooks are hung like hamsters. 5foot tall, 6foot tall, 7 foot tall, it don't matter.

:)

lol I love when you rip on yourself Anthony. lol We all know you are big in the pants. :winkwink:

Anthony 03-28-2007 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stickyfingerz (Post 12161053)
lol I love when you rip on yourself Anthony. lol We all know you are big in the pants. :winkwink:

Big in the pants? Me?! Far from it. I'm hung like a newborn beagle. :(

:)

Michaelious 03-28-2007 01:54 PM

Yeah, that's the guy that saved the dolphins

he-fox 03-28-2007 01:56 PM

I am 6'7" and I banged once a 4'10" filipina. What a wild ride was that one!

stickyfingerz 03-28-2007 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 12161065)
Big in the pants? Me?! Far from it. I'm hung like a newborn beagle. :(

:)

A simple google search shows you are well hung stop trying to hide it.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=big+asian+cock&btnG=Google+Search

LittleSassy 03-28-2007 04:07 PM

damn...she's just half of him. But for asians, her size is pretty tall. Wonder what would their kids be like...

the source 03-28-2007 04:29 PM

she will likely have a broken pelvis after the honeymoon... lol

nikki99 03-28-2007 04:33 PM

there is a couple from peru the same :)

tony286 03-28-2007 04:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MissMina (Post 12160091)
He's probably got a huge schlong.

Schlong is his cousin lol Im sorry I could resist.Yep she is the ultimate size queen.

Aussie Rebel 03-28-2007 04:36 PM

He could pick her up and use her as a fleshlight

CaptainHowdy 03-28-2007 04:36 PM

Is that the guy who saved some dolphins sometime ago??

alexg 03-28-2007 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aussie Rebel (Post 12161914)
He could pick her up and use her as a fleshlight

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

chaze 03-28-2007 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EBORG9 (Post 12160081)
What's even more amazing is no one ever tried to sign him up on an NBA team.

Surprised no one offered him to do porn

gandalfuy 03-28-2007 07:43 PM

this thread is useless without pics :P

Shey 03-28-2007 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anthony (Post 12161065)
Big in the pants? Me?! Far from it. I'm hung like a newborn beagle. :(

:)

http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w...andstanley.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MissMina 03-28-2007 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by [ Nate ] (Post 12160504)
He probably can't even get it in her. Imagine if he fucked her ass with it.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Ouch.....:(

MissMina 03-28-2007 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 12161907)
Yep she is the ultimate size queen.


Hmmmph and I thought I was.... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Spunky 03-28-2007 08:00 PM

Opposites attract


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