Just got off the phone with LifeAlert - Phoenix GPS update - GoFuckYourself.com

seeric · 03-23-2007, 08:01 PM

We got a call that the LifeAlert people wanted to be part of our GPS tracking during the Phoenix Forum.

Myself, Juicy, and a few others had to agree to be fitted with GPS units when we get there so ccbill knows what we're up to and where we are at all times.

go figure.

I guess its only fair. You never know when you can go face down somewhere alone.

So, the good folks at LifeAlert have set us up with the latest in gps tracking gear and software so we can be monitored for maximum entertainment and safety sakes.

The software will track location, physical state, level of excitement about the show, current blood alcohol level, sexual arousal levels at any moment, and whether or not Juicy has an erection.

Attendees may log on to a website to see real time results. This shit is mad cool.

only thing is I don't dig the units themselves.

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2007, 08:05 PM

Yo they shipping it to the hotel right?

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2007, 08:05 PM

Yo they shipping it to the hotel right?

seeric · 03-23-2007, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

Yo they shipping it to the hotel right?

corvette says we have to put em on when we check in at the registration when we arrive.

Juicy D. Links · 03-23-2007, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

corvette says we have to put em on when we check in at the registration when we arrive.

RawAlex · 03-23-2007, 11:04 PM

Just strap it on your penis... nobody will ever see it.

Really. Nobody.

seeric · 03-23-2007, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

Just strap it on your penis... nobody will ever see it.

Really. Nobody.

the lizard in my ass has a bigger penis.

im strapped like a .22 derringer.

RawAlex · 03-23-2007, 11:23 PM

So strap it to the lizard's penis.

V_RocKs · 03-23-2007, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

So strap it to the lizard's penis.

Careful, we have PETA among us!

seeric · 03-24-2007, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

So strap it to the lizard's penis.

maybe we get bigger lizard and make it carry the gps for us. me and juice are lazy at shows.

Juicy D. Links · 03-25-2007, 08:33 PM

seeric · 03-25-2007, 09:09 PM

marty da mooooseeeeeeee

seeric · 03-25-2007, 09:14 PM

seeric · 03-26-2007, 10:31 AM

meowwwwwwwwww

corvette · 03-26-2007, 02:50 PM

covers your home-arrest ankle bracelet nicely, doesn?t it?

We need to know where you are, well just ask the police, they will be monitoring your group ;)

ChelseyBottoms · 03-26-2007, 03:00 PM

Very Cute

seeric · 03-26-2007, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by corvette

We need to know where you are, well just ask the police, they will be monitoring your group ;)

nothing new from any other show. they can't catch me ridin dirty.

RyuLion · 03-26-2007, 03:33 PM

Damn..I though his was a joke! lol. is this just for fun? or are they paying you guys to be Guinean pigs?

seeric · 03-26-2007, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Damn..I though his was a joke! lol. is this just for fun? or are they paying you guys to be Guinean pigs?

nope, very real my friend. ron and ccbill want to make sure that every attendee has a great time at all costs. so we are the guinea pigs. we are being paid in jelly belly candy and snack shack treats. the results of the test will be used to make changes to the forum next year.

ccbill is always on top of its game.

Juicy D. Links · 03-26-2007, 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

Damn..I though his was a joke! lol. is this just for fun? or are they paying you guys to be Guinean pigs?

its legit.... we are being tested it will be fun , top notch will end up in gutter passed out , stand up will end up behind starbucks alley puking

Busty · 03-26-2007, 04:35 PM

You might need the breathalyzer face mask they just made when you are out partying to much and wasted it stops you from saying stupid shit, you can also tie that in with the shock system kit so when intoxicated you cannot tackle bushes and trees too. Some sick shit out at www.ilovegettingwasted.com

love you long time, not coming up tonight E, fucking tired from a TJ trip this weekend

Mohawk Steve · 03-26-2007, 04:35 PM

seeric · 03-26-2007, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Busty

You might need the breathalyzer face mask they just made when you are out partying to much and wasted it stops you from saying stupid shit, you can also tie that in with the shock system kit so when intoxicated you cannot tackle bushes and trees too. Some sick shit out at www.ilovegettingwasted.com

love you long time, not coming up tonight E, fucking tired from a TJ trip this weekend

nothing can stop me from being me man, i gave up on trying. i'm glad, i don't wanna go to key club and get wasted tonight. would be cool to see you, but i got a big weekend ahead of me.

seeric · 03-26-2007, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve PP

thats juicy at age 89

Juicy D. Links · 03-26-2007, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by A1R3K

thats juicy at age 89

03-23-2007, 08:01 PM	#1
seeric .......... Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: .......... Posts: 41,917	Just got off the phone with LifeAlert - Phoenix GPS update We got a call that the LifeAlert people wanted to be part of our GPS tracking during the Phoenix Forum. Myself, Juicy, and a few others had to agree to be fitted with GPS units when we get there so ccbill knows what we're up to and where we are at all times. go figure. I guess its only fair. You never know when you can go face down somewhere alone. So, the good folks at LifeAlert have set us up with the latest in gps tracking gear and software so we can be monitored for maximum entertainment and safety sakes. The software will track location, physical state, level of excitement about the show, current blood alcohol level, sexual arousal levels at any moment, and whether or not Juicy has an erection. Attendees may log on to a website to see real time results. This shit is mad cool. only thing is I don't dig the units themselves. Last edited by seeric; 03-23-2007 at 08:03 PM..

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