Just got off the phone with LifeAlert - Phoenix GPS update

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  • seeric
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    • Aug 2004
    • 41917

    #1

    Just got off the phone with LifeAlert - Phoenix GPS update

    We got a call that the LifeAlert people wanted to be part of our GPS tracking during the Phoenix Forum.

    Myself, Juicy, and a few others had to agree to be fitted with GPS units when we get there so ccbill knows what we're up to and where we are at all times.

    go figure.

    I guess its only fair. You never know when you can go face down somewhere alone.

    So, the good folks at LifeAlert have set us up with the latest in gps tracking gear and software so we can be monitored for maximum entertainment and safety sakes.

    The software will track location, physical state, level of excitement about the show, current blood alcohol level, sexual arousal levels at any moment, and whether or not Juicy has an erection.

    Attendees may log on to a website to see real time results. This shit is mad cool.

    only thing is I don't dig the units themselves.

    Last edited by seeric; 03-23-2007, 07:03 PM.
  • Juicy D. Links
    So Fucking Banned
    • Apr 2001
    • 122992

    #2
    Yo they shipping it to the hotel right?

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    • Juicy D. Links
      So Fucking Banned
      • Apr 2001
      • 122992

      #3
      Yo they shipping it to the hotel right?

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      • seeric
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        • Aug 2004
        • 41917

        #4
        Originally posted by Juicy D. Links
        Yo they shipping it to the hotel right?
        corvette says we have to put em on when we check in at the registration when we arrive.

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        • Juicy D. Links
          So Fucking Banned
          • Apr 2001
          • 122992

          #5
          Originally posted by A1R3K
          corvette says we have to put em on when we check in at the registration when we arrive.

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          • RawAlex
            So Fucking Banned
            • Oct 2003
            • 9465

            #6
            Just strap it on your penis... nobody will ever see it.


            Really. Nobody.

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            • seeric
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              • Aug 2004
              • 41917

              #7
              Originally posted by RawAlex
              Just strap it on your penis... nobody will ever see it.


              Really. Nobody.
              the lizard in my ass has a bigger penis.

              im strapped like a .22 derringer.

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              • RawAlex
                So Fucking Banned
                • Oct 2003
                • 9465

                #8
                So strap it to the lizard's penis.

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                • V_RocKs
                  Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
                  • Nov 2003
                  • 32448

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RawAlex
                  So strap it to the lizard's penis.
                  Careful, we have PETA among us!

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                  • seeric
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                    • Aug 2004
                    • 41917

                    #10
                    Originally posted by RawAlex
                    So strap it to the lizard's penis.
                    maybe we get bigger lizard and make it carry the gps for us. me and juice are lazy at shows.

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                    • Juicy D. Links
                      So Fucking Banned
                      • Apr 2001
                      • 122992

                      #11

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                      • seeric
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                        • Aug 2004
                        • 41917

                        #12
                        marty da mooooseeeeeeee

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                        • seeric
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                          • Aug 2004
                          • 41917

                          #13

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                          • seeric
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                            • Aug 2004
                            • 41917

                            #14
                            meowwwwwwwwww

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                            • corvette
                              Confirmed User
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 7880

                              #15
                              covers your home-arrest ankle bracelet nicely, doesn?t it?

                              We need to know where you are, well just ask the police, they will be monitoring your group ;)
                              If you need a good company for check writing services, then check out checkissuing, and for webhosting, check out Phoenix NAP

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                              • ChelseyBottoms
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                                • Jan 2007
                                • 274

                                #16
                                Very Cute
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                                • seeric
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                                  • Aug 2004
                                  • 41917

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by corvette
                                  We need to know where you are, well just ask the police, they will be monitoring your group ;)
                                  nothing new from any other show. they can't catch me ridin dirty.


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                                  • RyuLion
                                    • Mar 2003
                                    • 32364

                                    #18
                                    Damn..I though his was a joke! lol. is this just for fun? or are they paying you guys to be Guinean pigs?

                                    Adult Biz Consultant A tech head since 1995
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                                    • seeric
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                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 41917

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by RyuLion
                                      Damn..I though his was a joke! lol. is this just for fun? or are they paying you guys to be Guinean pigs?
                                      nope, very real my friend. ron and ccbill want to make sure that every attendee has a great time at all costs. so we are the guinea pigs. we are being paid in jelly belly candy and snack shack treats. the results of the test will be used to make changes to the forum next year.

                                      ccbill is always on top of its game.

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                                      • Juicy D. Links
                                        So Fucking Banned
                                        • Apr 2001
                                        • 122992

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by RyuLion
                                        Damn..I though his was a joke! lol. is this just for fun? or are they paying you guys to be Guinean pigs?

                                        its legit.... we are being tested it will be fun , top notch will end up in gutter passed out , stand up will end up behind starbucks alley puking

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                                        • Busty
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2006
                                          • 802

                                          #21
                                          You might need the breathalyzer face mask they just made when you are out partying to much and wasted it stops you from saying stupid shit, you can also tie that in with the shock system kit so when intoxicated you cannot tackle bushes and trees too. Some sick shit out at www.ilovegettingwasted.com

                                          love you long time, not coming up tonight E, fucking tired from a TJ trip this weekend
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                                          • Mohawk Steve
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                                            • Apr 2005
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                                            #22
                                            Clips4Sale
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                                            • seeric
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                                              • Aug 2004
                                              • 41917

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Busty
                                              You might need the breathalyzer face mask they just made when you are out partying to much and wasted it stops you from saying stupid shit, you can also tie that in with the shock system kit so when intoxicated you cannot tackle bushes and trees too. Some sick shit out at www.ilovegettingwasted.com

                                              love you long time, not coming up tonight E, fucking tired from a TJ trip this weekend


                                              nothing can stop me from being me man, i gave up on trying. i'm glad, i don't wanna go to key club and get wasted tonight. would be cool to see you, but i got a big weekend ahead of me.

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                                              • seeric
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                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 41917

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Steve PP
                                                thats juicy at age 89

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                                                • Juicy D. Links
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Apr 2001
                                                  • 122992

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by A1R3K
                                                  thats juicy at age 89

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