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Old 08-12-2002, 09:56 AM   #1
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Why don't you ever see the headline "Faith healer goes to hospital & heals the sick"

Why do they have sick people come to them to be healed? Why don't they go to where the sick people are; hospitals.

I was watching some of them on TV yesterday and they have miraculous powers or could they be char....
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Old 08-12-2002, 10:06 AM   #2
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Same reason I have the miraculous power to make women orgasm 30 times in 30 minutes, but I make the women come to me....

It's all in my head.
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Old 08-12-2002, 10:08 AM   #3
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Old 08-12-2002, 10:09 AM   #4
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good question--wise people always come up with wise questions.
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Old 08-12-2002, 10:11 AM   #5
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It's because when the faith healer calls down the FIRE!, people don't fall down in waves, but end up jumping out of upper story hospital windows.
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Old 08-12-2002, 10:54 AM   #6
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Why do they have sick people come to them to be healed? Why don't they go to where the sick people are; hospitals.

I was watching some of them on TV yesterday and they have miraculous powers or could they be char....
for the same reason you never read the headline 'Astrologer wins the lottery'...
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Old 08-12-2002, 11:35 AM   #7
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Same reason I have the miraculous power to make women orgasm 30 times in 30 minutes, but I make the women come to me....

It's all in my head.
I humbly kneel before thee O' God of all womankind. I pray of thee; wilt thy shed your miraculous powerers onto a poor old senile waste of flesh?
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Old 08-12-2002, 12:13 PM   #8
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for the same reason you never read the headline 'Astrologer wins the lottery'...
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