Why don't you ever see the headline "Faith healer goes to hospital & heals the sick"
 

Why do they have sick people come to them to be healed? Why don't they go to where the sick people are; hospitals.

I was watching some of them on TV yesterday and they have miraculous powers or could they be char....

Same reason I have the miraculous power to make women orgasm 30 times in 30 minutes, but I make the women come to me....

It's all in my head.

Money, money, money...

good question--wise people always come up with wise questions.

It's because when the faith healer calls down the FIRE!, people don't fall down in waves, but end up jumping out of upper story hospital windows.

for the same reason you never read the headline 'Astrologer wins the lottery'...

I humbly kneel before thee O' God of all womankind. I pray of thee; wilt thy shed your miraculous powerers onto a poor old senile waste of flesh?

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