"Is your son a hacker?" - GoFuckYourself.com

Plat · 08-11-2002, 03:51 PM

Read the article

roflmao this is the best article ive read in a long long time :P

TopTGP · 08-11-2002, 03:52 PM

It's a joke, and it's old as hell...

Plat · 08-11-2002, 03:54 PM

well i was just now introduced to it :c)

sweandy · 08-11-2002, 03:56 PM

Hacker after 2years with a computer.. little script kiddie ;)

wannabeapornstar · 08-11-2002, 03:57 PM

I love this line: "Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash". "

Lane · 08-11-2002, 03:57 PM

good old stuff

E-van · 08-11-2002, 06:00 PM

I knew I should have stayed with AOL... I just knew it.

Dreamman010 · 08-11-2002, 06:09 PM

"If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day. "

1. 30 Minutes?? it's only enough for check stats.

2. Since when DoS "involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines". Isn't it called "rooting" ?

kenny · 08-11-2002, 06:24 PM

Whatever you do dont let your children learn perl or unix.

Smegma · 08-11-2002, 06:31 PM

6. Does your son use Quake?

Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school.

If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school.

LMAO

E-van · 08-11-2002, 06:37 PM

So many years and I didn't knew I was a hacker until today, what an eye opener!!!

I need to know how to stop being a hacker, is there medicine for this? any treatment?

08-11-2002, 03:51 PM	#1
Plat Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Clearwater, Florida Posts: 2,680	"Is your son a hacker?" Read the article roflmao this is the best article ive read in a long long time :P __________________ Im fuckin retired

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Dreamman010 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Posts: 1,081	"If your son spends more than thirty minutes each day on the computer, he may be using it to DOS other peoples sites. DOSing involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines, and using it to tie up vital internet services. This can take up to eight hours. If your son is doing this, he is breaking the law, and you should stop him immediately. The safest policy is to limit your children's access to the computer to a maximum of forty-five minutes each day. " 1. 30 Minutes?? it's only enough for check stats. 2. Since when DoS "involves gaining access to the "command prompt" on other people's machines". Isn't it called "rooting" ? __________________ <a href="http://www2.famoushost.com/home.php" target="_blank"><b><FONT COLOR="FFFF00">www.FamousHost.com</font></b></a><br>Free Hosting With No Headers, Real FTP, <u>Get listed on the biggest TGP's with us!</u>

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Smegma Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,751	6. Does your son use Quake? Quake is an online virtual reality used by hackers. It is a popular meeting place and training ground, where they discuss hacking and train in the use of various firearms. Many hackers develop anti-social tendencies due to the use of this virtual world, and it may cause erratic behaviour at home and at school. If your son is using Quake, you should make hime understand that this is not acceptable to you. You should ensure all the firearms in your house are carefully locked away, and have trigger locks installed. You should also bring your concerns to the attention of his school. LMAO

08-11-2002, 06:37 PM	#11
E-van Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Mex Posts: 447	So many years and I didn't knew I was a hacker until today, what an eye opener!!! I need to know how to stop being a hacker, is there medicine for this? any treatment? __________________ Virtual accounts 39 cents per gig! Dedicated Servers starting at 31 cents per gig