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DarkJedi · 03-22-2007, 02:40 AM

"Hey, dad. I need a hundred dollars." His dad looks at him and says, "Eighty dollars! Whatdaya need sixty dollars for?!"

Malicious Biz · 03-22-2007, 02:43 AM

Amadora · 03-22-2007, 07:15 AM

Funny

scottybuzz · 03-22-2007, 07:18 AM

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Azoy? · 03-22-2007, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

"Hey, dad. I need a hundred dollars." His dad looks at him and says, "Eighty dollars! Whatdaya need sixty dollars for?!"

old. not funny. stupid.
get some new lines you fucken schmuck

Ravage · 03-22-2007, 07:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

Tanya_AWP · 03-22-2007, 07:27 AM

What?????????????????????????

Damian_Maxcash · 03-22-2007, 07:46 AM

I laughed when I heard that!!!!

Of course I was also about 8.......

skinnay · 03-22-2007, 07:47 AM

hahaha so stupid, but still good

woj · 03-22-2007, 08:03 AM

Empress_JoinRightNow · 03-22-2007, 08:08 AM

i don't get it...

porno jew · 03-22-2007, 08:29 AM

QUESTION: If there's a row of houses with cesspools in the back of each one, which house belongs to a Ukrainian?

ANSWER: The one with a diving board.

porno jew · 03-22-2007, 08:30 AM

QUESTION: How do you get twenty-five Ukrainians into a Volkswagen?

ANSWER: Throw in a roll of garlic sausage.

porno jew · 03-22-2007, 08:31 AM

The Russian teacher ask Alexandra "what good deed have you done today?"
Alexandra says "I helped a old woman cross the road"
The teacher ask the 2nd boy Artyom "what good deed have you done today?"
Artyom says "I helped Alexandra to help the old woman across the road"
and the teacher asked the 3rd boy Boris "and what good deed have you done today?"
Boris says "I helped Alexandra and Artyom to help the old woman cross the road"
The teacher smiles and asks "why did it take 3 strong Ukrainian boys to help 1 old woman cross the road"
Boris said "Because the old woman didnt want to cross the road"

Angelo22 · 03-22-2007, 08:31 AM

porno jew · 03-22-2007, 08:32 AM

The Ukrainian boy says to his father "The price of vodka has gone up, so you will have to drink less father"
His father says "That is where you are wrong my son... You will have to eat less"

Legendary_Samir · 03-22-2007, 09:05 AM

did not get it.

u-Bob · 03-22-2007, 09:21 AM

LittleSassy · 03-22-2007, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz

notabook · 03-22-2007, 07:46 PM

sniperwolf · 03-22-2007, 08:39 PM

that is so damn funny!!!lol....

Kard63 · 03-22-2007, 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi

"Hey, dad. I need a hundred dollars." His dad looks at him and says, "Eighty dollars! Whatdaya need sixty dollars for?!"

ROFLMFAO !!!!!

03-22-2007, 02:40 AM	#1
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porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	QUESTION: How do you get twenty-five Ukrainians into a Volkswagen? ANSWER: Throw in a roll of garlic sausage.

03-22-2007, 08:31 AM	#14
porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	The Russian teacher ask Alexandra "what good deed have you done today?" Alexandra says "I helped a old woman cross the road" The teacher ask the 2nd boy Artyom "what good deed have you done today?" Artyom says "I helped Alexandra to help the old woman across the road" and the teacher asked the 3rd boy Boris "and what good deed have you done today?" Boris says "I helped Alexandra and Artyom to help the old woman cross the road" The teacher smiles and asks "why did it take 3 strong Ukrainian boys to help 1 old woman cross the road" Boris said "Because the old woman didnt want to cross the road"

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porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	The Ukrainian boy says to his father "The price of vodka has gone up, so you will have to drink less father" His father says "That is where you are wrong my son... You will have to eat less"

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