So this son goes to his Jewish dad and says,
 

"Hey, dad. I need a hundred dollars." His dad looks at him and says, "Eighty dollars! Whatdaya need sixty dollars for?!"


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Funny:) :)

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old. not funny. stupid.
get some new lines you fucken schmuck

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What?????????????????????????

I laughed when I heard that!!!!

Of course I was also about 8.......

hahaha so stupid, but still good

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i don't get it...

QUESTION: If there's a row of houses with cesspools in the back of each one, which house belongs to a Ukrainian?

ANSWER: The one with a diving board.

QUESTION: How do you get twenty-five Ukrainians into a Volkswagen?

ANSWER: Throw in a roll of garlic sausage.

The Russian teacher ask Alexandra "what good deed have you done today?"
Alexandra says "I helped a old woman cross the road"
The teacher ask the 2nd boy Artyom "what good deed have you done today?"
Artyom says "I helped Alexandra to help the old woman across the road"
and the teacher asked the 3rd boy Boris "and what good deed have you done today?"
Boris says "I helped Alexandra and Artyom to help the old woman cross the road"
The teacher smiles and asks "why did it take 3 strong Ukrainian boys to help 1 old woman cross the road"
Boris said "Because the old woman didnt want to cross the road"

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The Ukrainian boy says to his father "The price of vodka has gone up, so you will have to drink less father"
His father says "That is where you are wrong my son... You will have to eat less"

did not get it.

:) :)

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that is so damn funny!!!lol....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

ROFLMFAO !!!!!