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jollyperv · 08-11-2002, 03:39 AM

I think that's what it is....I can barely piss, it feels like a rusty razorblade is stuck at the tip of my cock. I went to the hospital, they took a urine sample and said there was no infection...which means it's probably a stone. I drank 1.5 gallons of water in 4 hours, didn't help a bit.

No more fast food and red bull. I'm fucked.

Anybody ever have one?

mastamindz · 08-11-2002, 03:47 AM

My cat had one. He couldnt piss at all.
We took him to the Vet at 2 in the morning, Fuckin little bastard cost me $500.

They said if it happens to him again, they will have to casterate him.

Good thing your not a cat.

titmowse · 08-11-2002, 03:55 AM

i've never had one but i watched a guy go through the hell of passing one once. this was before those cool laser/sonor dealies that they have now to crush the things. if i were you, i'd get back to the doctor.

good luck fella.

dirtyone · 08-11-2002, 08:19 AM

Drink lots of beer.... It will help you pass the stone quicker and as an added bonus you will get drunk and might even pass out thus eliminating the pain.... good luck those things are little bitches

Jon · 08-11-2002, 08:23 AM

it fuckin sucks that with all the technology known to man they still punish us and make us pass it. that thing hurts like a motherfucker.. i never had it thank the porn lord, but friends of mine have. one of the leading causes of it in younger guys today is Createne. as long as you drink a lot everyday you wont be too likely to get it. ahh well sucks for you.

Theo · 08-11-2002, 08:41 AM

sorry to hear that bro, i know it's not that bad,if you do the operation everything will be fine

Speedy26 · 08-11-2002, 08:42 AM

I have had a bunch of them, two had to be removed in the hospital because they were infected and i could not pee at all.

as long as you can go to the bathroom your ok, sounds like its about on its way out.

things you should not be eating or drinking if you have them are pretty much anything thats good to eat..cheese, peanut butter, milk, beer, just figure if its good your probly not supposed to eat it. haha

tree · 08-11-2002, 09:04 AM

i had one but had no trouble passing it due to my large penis size

Babaganoosh · 08-11-2002, 09:06 AM

Had a stone last winter. There was one large stone and several small ones. They ended up putting me in a big metal tub of water and blasted ultrasonic waves into me which broke the stones up into much much smaller stones. They gave me some pain medication and made me drink loads of water. When it came time to take a leak, I took a towel in with me to bite down on. I swear that pain medication didn't do a fucking thing. Over the next hour or so I pissed out the remaining stones in a wave of urine and foul language that would make a sailor blush. I was so happy when it was over. One of the best days of my life!

It gets worse though. A couple of nights later, I went to the bar with a girl I had been after for ages (Kristen, HOT blonde...anyway) and a couple of her friends (one guy, one girl). I had to take a leak but gave it no thought. The guy that came with Kristens female friend was in the bathroom too. I walked up to the urinal and started my marathon whiz. All of a sudden, a rogue stone shot out of my bladder and into my urinary tract. I screamed "MOTHERFUCKER" as well as a string of other profanities right next to Kristens friends boyfriend who was at the other urinal. I scared the hell out of him. He pinched off his leak and backed off from me. He stood there behind me while I swore and beat on the wall. Once I gained my composure I told him what was up. He thought I was on drugs and having a bad trip.

I looked like death warmed over when I came out of the bathroom. I was pale and sweaty. Kristen asked what was up so I had to explain the whole thing to her and her friend. It was extremely embarrassing but worth a laugh anyway.

ztik · 08-11-2002, 10:13 AM

its std's, your fucked.

Steve · 08-11-2002, 11:00 AM

I had so many stones, I gave up drinking. It was so bad, I wouldn't bother going to a doctor or emergency room unless I had trouble urinating (had a buddy who had his passage blocked by a stone and one of his kidneys ruptured - they speared him like a fucking tuna). I had so many stones that the scar tissue at the bottom of my eurater(sp) caused it to backup - and made my eurater become abnormally large - it can hold more than my bladder. So that explained why I'd be able to pound them down for hours on end while everyone else was hitting the mens room. I'm like a fucking camel.

Morgan · 08-11-2002, 12:25 PM

i feel for you homies. thats fucked up shit.

08-11-2002, 03:39 AM	#1
jollyperv Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: NYC Posts: 3,927	Got a Kidney stone I think that's what it is....I can barely piss, it feels like a rusty razorblade is stuck at the tip of my cock. I went to the hospital, they took a urine sample and said there was no infection...which means it's probably a stone. I drank 1.5 gallons of water in 4 hours, didn't help a bit. No more fast food and red bull. I'm fucked. Anybody ever have one? Last edited by jollyperv; 08-11-2002 at 03:40 AM..

08-11-2002, 03:47 AM	#2
mastamindz Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,547	My cat had one. He couldnt piss at all. We took him to the Vet at 2 in the morning, Fuckin little bastard cost me $500. They said if it happens to him again, they will have to casterate him. Good thing your not a cat. __________________ If you click here, you will make money.

08-11-2002, 03:55 AM	#3
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	i've never had one but i watched a guy go through the hell of passing one once. this was before those cool laser/sonor dealies that they have now to crush the things. if i were you, i'd get back to the doctor. good luck fella. __________________ I still love everybody

08-11-2002, 08:23 AM	#5
Jon Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: New York City Posts: 2,578	it fuckin sucks that with all the technology known to man they still punish us and make us pass it. that thing hurts like a motherfucker.. i never had it thank the porn lord, but friends of mine have. one of the leading causes of it in younger guys today is Createne. as long as you drink a lot everyday you wont be too likely to get it. ahh well sucks for you. __________________ WickedFire.com - Stay here. We don't need more of you. Not unless you have money, then, fine...

08-11-2002, 08:42 AM	#7
Speedy26 Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: MI Posts: 950	I have had a bunch of them, two had to be removed in the hospital because they were infected and i could not pee at all. as long as you can go to the bathroom your ok, sounds like its about on its way out. things you should not be eating or drinking if you have them are pretty much anything thats good to eat..cheese, peanut butter, milk, beer, just figure if its good your probly not supposed to eat it. haha __________________ http://www.amberscash.com webmaster {at} crazynakedchick [dot] com

08-11-2002, 08:19 AM	#4
dirtyone Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: God's Country (Georgia) Posts: 3,706	Drink lots of beer.... It will help you pass the stone quicker and as an added bonus you will get drunk and might even pass out thus eliminating the pain.... good luck those things are little bitches

08-11-2002, 08:41 AM	#6
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	sorry to hear that bro, i know it's not that bad,if you do the operation everything will be fine

08-11-2002, 09:04 AM	#8
tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	i had one but had no trouble passing it due to my large penis size

08-11-2002, 09:06 AM	#9
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Had a stone last winter. There was one large stone and several small ones. They ended up putting me in a big metal tub of water and blasted ultrasonic waves into me which broke the stones up into much much smaller stones. They gave me some pain medication and made me drink loads of water. When it came time to take a leak, I took a towel in with me to bite down on. I swear that pain medication didn't do a fucking thing. Over the next hour or so I pissed out the remaining stones in a wave of urine and foul language that would make a sailor blush. I was so happy when it was over. One of the best days of my life! It gets worse though. A couple of nights later, I went to the bar with a girl I had been after for ages (Kristen, HOT blonde...anyway) and a couple of her friends (one guy, one girl). I had to take a leak but gave it no thought. The guy that came with Kristens female friend was in the bathroom too. I walked up to the urinal and started my marathon whiz. All of a sudden, a rogue stone shot out of my bladder and into my urinary tract. I screamed "MOTHERFUCKER" as well as a string of other profanities right next to Kristens friends boyfriend who was at the other urinal. I scared the hell out of him. He pinched off his leak and backed off from me. He stood there behind me while I swore and beat on the wall. Once I gained my composure I told him what was up. He thought I was on drugs and having a bad trip. I looked like death warmed over when I came out of the bathroom. I was pale and sweaty. Kristen asked what was up so I had to explain the whole thing to her and her friend. It was extremely embarrassing but worth a laugh anyway. __________________ I like pie.

08-11-2002, 10:13 AM	#10
ztik Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Nomad Posts: 5,196	its std's, your fucked. __________________ .

08-11-2002, 11:00 AM	#11
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	I had so many stones, I gave up drinking. It was so bad, I wouldn't bother going to a doctor or emergency room unless I had trouble urinating (had a buddy who had his passage blocked by a stone and one of his kidneys ruptured - they speared him like a fucking tuna). I had so many stones that the scar tissue at the bottom of my eurater(sp) caused it to backup - and made my eurater become abnormally large - it can hold more than my bladder. So that explained why I'd be able to pound them down for hours on end while everyone else was hitting the mens room. I'm like a fucking camel.

08-11-2002, 12:25 PM	#12
Morgan Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Corona Del Mar, CA Posts: 10,520	i feel for you homies. thats fucked up shit.