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Babaganoosh · 08-11-2002, 09:06 AM

Had a stone last winter. There was one large stone and several small ones. They ended up putting me in a big metal tub of water and blasted ultrasonic waves into me which broke the stones up into much much smaller stones. They gave me some pain medication and made me drink loads of water. When it came time to take a leak, I took a towel in with me to bite down on. I swear that pain medication didn't do a fucking thing. Over the next hour or so I pissed out the remaining stones in a wave of urine and foul language that would make a sailor blush. I was so happy when it was over. One of the best days of my life!

It gets worse though. A couple of nights later, I went to the bar with a girl I had been after for ages (Kristen, HOT blonde...anyway) and a couple of her friends (one guy, one girl). I had to take a leak but gave it no thought. The guy that came with Kristens female friend was in the bathroom too. I walked up to the urinal and started my marathon whiz. All of a sudden, a rogue stone shot out of my bladder and into my urinary tract. I screamed "MOTHERFUCKER" as well as a string of other profanities right next to Kristens friends boyfriend who was at the other urinal. I scared the hell out of him. He pinched off his leak and backed off from me. He stood there behind me while I swore and beat on the wall. Once I gained my composure I told him what was up. He thought I was on drugs and having a bad trip.

I looked like death warmed over when I came out of the bathroom. I was pale and sweaty. Kristen asked what was up so I had to explain the whole thing to her and her friend. It was extremely embarrassing but worth a laugh anyway.

08-11-2002, 09:06 AM
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Had a stone last winter. There was one large stone and several small ones. They ended up putting me in a big metal tub of water and blasted ultrasonic waves into me which broke the stones up into much much smaller stones. They gave me some pain medication and made me drink loads of water. When it came time to take a leak, I took a towel in with me to bite down on. I swear that pain medication didn't do a fucking thing. Over the next hour or so I pissed out the remaining stones in a wave of urine and foul language that would make a sailor blush. I was so happy when it was over. One of the best days of my life! It gets worse though. A couple of nights later, I went to the bar with a girl I had been after for ages (Kristen, HOT blonde...anyway) and a couple of her friends (one guy, one girl). I had to take a leak but gave it no thought. The guy that came with Kristens female friend was in the bathroom too. I walked up to the urinal and started my marathon whiz. All of a sudden, a rogue stone shot out of my bladder and into my urinary tract. I screamed "MOTHERFUCKER" as well as a string of other profanities right next to Kristens friends boyfriend who was at the other urinal. I scared the hell out of him. He pinched off his leak and backed off from me. He stood there behind me while I swore and beat on the wall. Once I gained my composure I told him what was up. He thought I was on drugs and having a bad trip. I looked like death warmed over when I came out of the bathroom. I was pale and sweaty. Kristen asked what was up so I had to explain the whole thing to her and her friend. It was extremely embarrassing but worth a laugh anyway. __________________ I like pie.