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Old 03-20-2007, 07:30 AM   #1
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If you could change...

If you could change one thing about yourself - looks, personality, intelligence, etc what would it be?

I'm not talking about changing things about your life (like having more money, a different wife, or no wife ), I mean just about yourself.


I think I want a bigger ass. Mine's too small.
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:38 AM   #2
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:39 AM   #3
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I always thought it would be interesting to be really tall, like 6'7", but I'm happy with myself...
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:42 AM   #4
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Sometimes i worry about my face - not smooth enough, need to visit some cosmetologyst and have a deep cleaning..... May be to whiten my teeth too.
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:45 AM   #5
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:46 AM   #6
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More money... and probably a few penises more.

Why want a bigger ass? it was fine if i remember probably.... refresh my memory?
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:47 AM   #7
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I would like to be be a bit more confident about my intelligence and therefore hopefully be less shy and more willing to kick doors down when needed.
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:50 AM   #8
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Old 03-20-2007, 07:55 AM   #9
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I did just get a spam that told me, "People will like me more with a stronger ejaculation" So maybe I need to change that?? haha
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:05 AM   #10
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You can always improve your intelligence by yourself.
But change your ass size is much more difficult.
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:05 AM   #11
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I always thought it would be interesting to be really tall, like 6'7", but I'm happy with myself...

At 6'3" I'd be willing to give up a few inches of height.
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:17 AM   #12
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:45 AM   #13
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:52 AM   #14
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Old 03-20-2007, 08:53 AM   #15
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:07 AM   #16
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:44 AM   #17
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i would change my teeth. i had braces when i was younger, and they came out looking marvelous. then i went on vacation, and accidentally left my retainer at home. my teeth shifted just enough to not be able to wear the retainer once i got home, and the orthodontist i had seen, was no longer practicing. i didn't have the money back then (YEARS ago) to see a different orthodontist.

ever since then, they have continued to shift little by little. i worry that they'll go all the way back to their original structure. i know it is just me being lazy in a way, but i don't want to go through all of the b.s. that comes with having braces (the pains, the money, the years of waiting, etc). part of me just wants to grind my teeth down and just get veneers! i just need to make a decision.

but if i could, i would change my teeth with the snap of my fingers and be dnoe with it.
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:53 AM   #18
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i'm wound tighter than a rubber band ball most of the time. i would like to learn to relax a bit but fear it's just not within my nature.
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Old 03-20-2007, 09:56 AM   #19
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At 6'3" I'd be willing to give up a few inches of height.
why that? I'm 6'7" and I feel great. Besides this, I always dreamt about being with a 6'4" woman.

on topic, I try to constantly improve my looks and my intelligence, even at 37.

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Old 03-20-2007, 10:03 AM   #20
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:15 AM   #21
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More money...
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Anyway i dont think i would change myself..
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:21 AM   #22
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I wish I had more confidence. You know, it's that whole growing up in a dysfunctional family of 6 girls and no boys.
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:39 AM   #23
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Your ass is never gonna get any bigger if you keep shooting those coins out of it.



Good point

Perhaps this may work better?

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Old 03-20-2007, 10:41 AM   #24
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:48 AM   #25
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The great thing is if I want something changed, all I have to do is change it.

Wishing something were different means, I'm not happy with what I have, but not willing to do anything about it (at least that's how it works for me).

I've found that being happy with what I have, makes it all the easier to get what I want.
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Old 03-20-2007, 10:52 AM   #26
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why that? I'm 6'7" and I feel great. Besides this, I always dreamt about being with a 6'4" woman.

on topic, I try to constantly improve my looks and my intelligence, even at 37.
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More patience! Especially w/ the kiddies and hubby.
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lill less gut wich I'm working on right now ;-)
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I'd have to agree with Syl. I'm not married but the children do seem to push my to my wits end sometimes.
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Old 03-20-2007, 02:37 PM   #41
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if stopping time wasnt an option, it would be to loose a lot of weight. basically go back to what i was 5 years ago
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Oh steve!
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