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![]() If you could change one thing about yourself - looks, personality, intelligence, etc what would it be?
I'm not talking about changing things about your life (like having more money, a different wife, or no wife ![]() I think I want a bigger ass. Mine's too small. ![]() |
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I'd like 2 more arms.
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I always thought it would be interesting to be really tall, like 6'7", but I'm happy with myself...
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Sometimes i worry about my face - not smooth enough, need to visit some cosmetologyst and have a deep cleaning..... May be to whiten my teeth too.
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Better networking skills and a rolodex full of contacts with money to invest.
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More money... and probably a few penises more.
Why want a bigger ass? it was fine if i remember probably.... refresh my memory?
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Now with more Jayne
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I would like to be be a bit more confident about my intelligence and therefore hopefully be less shy and more willing to kick doors down when needed.
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Better intellegence and marketing skills....
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I did just get a spam that told me, "People will like me more with a stronger ejaculation" So maybe I need to change that?? haha
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You can always improve your intelligence by yourself.
But change your ass size is much more difficult.
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At 6'3" I'd be willing to give up a few inches of height.
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if I could lose 20 pounds I would be the happiest person on earth ..
Poptarts at midnight are my weakness lol
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I have traffic for sale!
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to be extroverted
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Show Yer Tits!
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I'm perfect.
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i would change my teeth. i had braces when i was younger, and they came out looking marvelous.
![]() ever since then, they have continued to shift little by little. i worry that they'll go all the way back to their original structure. ![]() ![]() but if i could, i would change my teeth with the snap of my fingers and be dnoe with it. ![]()
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why that? I'm 6'7" and I feel great. Besides this, I always dreamt about being with a 6'4" woman.
on topic, I try to constantly improve my looks and my intelligence, even at 37. |
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I wish I were a real boy.
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I wish I had more confidence. You know, it's that whole growing up in a dysfunctional family of 6 girls and no boys.
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The great thing is if I want something changed, all I have to do is change it.
Wishing something were different means, I'm not happy with what I have, but not willing to do anything about it (at least that's how it works for me). I've found that being happy with what I have, makes it all the easier to get what I want. |
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Im fine thank you... though smarter would always be nice! lol
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Not so bad at 29 but was no fun at 16
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i think id be smarter
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Marketing skills...
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My underwear
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A smaller (at least skinnier) cock would be great... 7½ around is just a bit to fat... Never have I enjoyed the feeling of being deep throated, nor have I had much luck getting it inside of the anal cavaties of my women..
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More patience! Especially w/ the kiddies and hubby.
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I want to be the kind of guy that Cyndalie would drag into a room and have her way with!
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I wish I had a better memory.
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Maybe a lil less gut and a lil more hair on my head
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I wish I had a normal sized penis.
THis thing is killing my back to walk around with |
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lill less gut wich I'm working on right now ;-)
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Younger skin
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I'd have to agree with Syl. I'm not married but the children do seem to push my to my wits end sometimes.
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so far i wouldnt change anything...
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I'd give myself the ability to fly.
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id like to be able to shoot lazers out of my eyes...or maybe fly.
either one of those would be awesome. |
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So Fucking Banananananas
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to be ablet to stop time. that way i can get some fucking work done... that and so i can take more naps.
if stopping time wasnt an option, it would be to loose a lot of weight. basically go back to what i was 5 years ago
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I wouldnt change anything
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I'm perfect.
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well, i just wished for a bib boobs and a nice height about 5'7" maybe..
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