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Cyndalie 03-20-2007 07:30 AM

If you could change...
 
If you could change one thing about yourself - looks, personality, intelligence, etc what would it be?

I'm not talking about changing things about your life (like having more money, a different wife, or no wife :1orglaugh ), I mean just about yourself.


I think I want a bigger ass. Mine's too small. :upsidedow

Jakke PNG 03-20-2007 07:38 AM

I'd like 2 more arms.

Wizzo 03-20-2007 07:39 AM

I always thought it would be interesting to be really tall, like 6'7", but I'm happy with myself... :pimp

Amadora 03-20-2007 07:42 AM

Sometimes i worry about my face - not smooth enough, need to visit some cosmetologyst and have a deep cleaning..... May be to whiten my teeth too.

HeadPimp 03-20-2007 07:45 AM

Better networking skills and a rolodex full of contacts with money to invest.

Angelo22 03-20-2007 07:46 AM

More money... and probably a few penises more.

Why want a bigger ass? it was fine if i remember probably.... refresh my memory?

Sarah_Jayne 03-20-2007 07:47 AM

I would like to be be a bit more confident about my intelligence and therefore hopefully be less shy and more willing to kick doors down when needed.

Tanya_AWP 03-20-2007 07:50 AM

Better intellegence and marketing skills....

Wizzo 03-20-2007 07:55 AM

I did just get a spam that told me, "People will like me more with a stronger ejaculation" So maybe I need to change that?? haha:pimp

Amadora 03-20-2007 08:05 AM

You can always improve your intelligence by yourself.
But change your ass size is much more difficult.

SanityAna 03-20-2007 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 12115220)
I always thought it would be interesting to be really tall, like 6'7", but I'm happy with myself... :pimp


At 6'3" I'd be willing to give up a few inches of height.

TexasDreams 03-20-2007 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 12115172)
I think I want a bigger ass. Mine's too small. :upsidedow

Your ass is never gonna get any bigger if you keep shooting those coins out of it. :1orglaugh

http://www.blingstudio.com/12clickscash-banner186.gif

:)

HAPPYPEEKERS 03-20-2007 08:45 AM

if I could lose 20 pounds I would be the happiest person on earth ..

Poptarts at midnight are my weakness lol

Grand Master T 03-20-2007 08:52 AM

to be extroverted

LiveDose 03-20-2007 08:53 AM

I'm perfect.

Amadora 03-20-2007 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams (Post 12115409)
Your ass is never gonna get any bigger if you keep shooting those coins out of it. :1orglaugh

http://www.blingstudio.com/12clickscash-banner186.gif

:)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

TG Rebecca 03-20-2007 09:44 AM

i would change my teeth. i had braces when i was younger, and they came out looking marvelous. :) then i went on vacation, and accidentally left my retainer at home. my teeth shifted just enough to not be able to wear the retainer once i got home, and the orthodontist i had seen, was no longer practicing. i didn't have the money back then (YEARS ago) to see a different orthodontist.

ever since then, they have continued to shift little by little. i worry that they'll go all the way back to their original structure. :( i know it is just me being lazy in a way, but i don't want to go through all of the b.s. that comes with having braces (the pains, the money, the years of waiting, etc). part of me just wants to grind my teeth down and just get veneers! i just need to make a decision. :)

but if i could, i would change my teeth with the snap of my fingers and be dnoe with it. :)

Cassie 03-20-2007 09:53 AM

i'm wound tighter than a rubber band ball most of the time. i would like to learn to relax a bit but fear it's just not within my nature.

he-fox 03-20-2007 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SanityAna (Post 12115350)
At 6'3" I'd be willing to give up a few inches of height.

why that? I'm 6'7" and I feel great. Besides this, I always dreamt about being with a 6'4" woman.

on topic, I try to constantly improve my looks and my intelligence, even at 37.

ADL Eddie 03-20-2007 10:03 AM

I wish I were a real boy.

Fap 03-20-2007 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angelo22 (Post 12115254)
More money...

She said not not money..

Anyway i dont think i would change myself..

topbucksdarlene 03-20-2007 10:21 AM

I wish I had more confidence. You know, it's that whole growing up in a dysfunctional family of 6 girls and no boys. :Oh crap

Cyndalie 03-20-2007 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams (Post 12115409)
Your ass is never gonna get any bigger if you keep shooting those coins out of it. :1orglaugh

http://www.blingstudio.com/12clickscash-banner186.gif

:)

Good point

Perhaps this may work better?

http://www.12clickscash.com/banners/...er186_funn.gif

Fap 03-20-2007 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie (Post 12116291)
Good point

Perhaps this may work better?

http://www.12clickscash.com/banners/...er186_funn.gif

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

junkiefred 03-20-2007 10:48 AM

The great thing is if I want something changed, all I have to do is change it.

Wishing something were different means, I'm not happy with what I have, but not willing to do anything about it (at least that's how it works for me).

I've found that being happy with what I have, makes it all the easier to get what I want.

Violetta 03-20-2007 10:52 AM

Im fine thank you... though smarter would always be nice! lol

SanityAna 03-20-2007 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by he-fox (Post 12115992)
why that? I'm 6'7" and I feel great. Besides this, I always dreamt about being with a 6'4" woman.

on topic, I try to constantly improve my looks and my intelligence, even at 37.

Not so bad at 29 but was no fun at 16

madawgz 03-20-2007 10:55 AM

i think id be smarter :)

zibril 03-20-2007 11:10 AM

Marketing skills...

Splum 03-20-2007 11:11 AM

My underwear

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 03-20-2007 12:37 PM

A smaller (at least skinnier) cock would be great... 7½ around is just a bit to fat... Never have I enjoyed the feeling of being deep throated, nor have I had much luck getting it inside of the anal cavaties of my women..

Syl 03-20-2007 01:01 PM

More patience! Especially w/ the kiddies and hubby.

SteveLightspeed 03-20-2007 01:32 PM

I want to be the kind of guy that Cyndalie would drag into a room and have her way with!

ADL Colin 03-20-2007 01:39 PM

I wish I had a better memory.

sicone 03-20-2007 01:41 PM

Maybe a lil less gut and a lil more hair on my head

Shok 03-20-2007 01:42 PM

I wish I had a normal sized penis.


THis thing is killing my back to walk around with

Jman 03-20-2007 01:45 PM

lill less gut wich I'm working on right now ;-)

Honez 03-20-2007 02:07 PM

Younger skin

TroubleTonya 03-20-2007 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Syl (Post 12117151)
More patience! Especially w/ the kiddies and hubby.

I'd have to agree with Syl. I'm not married but the children do seem to push my to my wits end sometimes. :)

qwe 03-20-2007 02:28 PM

so far i wouldnt change anything...

D 03-20-2007 02:37 PM

I'd give myself the ability to fly.

And control time.

:)

germ 03-20-2007 02:38 PM

id like to be able to shoot lazers out of my eyes...or maybe fly.

either one of those would be awesome.

96ukssob 03-20-2007 02:43 PM

to be ablet to stop time. that way i can get some fucking work done... that and so i can take more naps.

if stopping time wasnt an option, it would be to loose a lot of weight. basically go back to what i was 5 years ago

respect 03-20-2007 02:44 PM

I wouldnt change anything

Sveindt Beindt 03-20-2007 02:47 PM

I'm perfect. :thumbsup

Cyndalie 03-20-2007 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 12117340)
I want to be the kind of guy that Cyndalie would drag into a room and have her way with!

Oh steve! :)
Sure will miss you and your beauty in Phoenix this year. I love hanging out with you guys!

sniperwolf 03-20-2007 06:04 PM

well, i just wished for a bib boobs and a nice height about 5'7" maybe..


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