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baddog · 03-17-2007, 11:51 AM

Just got an "interesting" telephone call.

It was an operator for one of those relay services, the calling party types them a message, you respond, and they type it back to the caller. We have a customer that has speech issues, and he has used the service before, so I naturally thought it was him, and agreed to take the call.

The message: "I am from India, and I am a sys admin looking for employment. I have 4 years experience . . . "

That sounds like just what I need. A sys admin that can't communicate by telephone, and hasn't figured out email or ICQ.

intex · 03-17-2007, 11:54 AM

hehe thats funny & planned in a good way.....:D

NoWhErE · 03-17-2007, 11:56 AM

Sir, you no want me to work for you? I am good sir. I graduate summa cum louda in top 500 in my class.

Please sir, send me money and I work for you

BusterBunny · 03-17-2007, 11:59 AM

i flunked outta my class with the lowest score in the cuontry....but i will work dirt cheap ;)

baddog · 03-17-2007, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Sir, you no want me to work for you? I am good sir. I graduate summa cum louda in top 500 in my class.

Please sir, send me money and I work for you

What was funny was the first line: "Hello, are you there?"

Like WTF, wouldn't the operator have already told him that?

I think the operator must have gotten it because my response to the request for employment was, "ummm, no." and he disconnected the call right away. No pleasantries, no good-byes.

GrouchyAdmin · 03-17-2007, 12:05 PM

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03-17-2007, 11:51 AM	#1
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Probably the wrong way to apply for a job. Just got an "interesting" telephone call. It was an operator for one of those relay services, the calling party types them a message, you respond, and they type it back to the caller. We have a customer that has speech issues, and he has used the service before, so I naturally thought it was him, and agreed to take the call. The message: "I am from India, and I am a sys admin looking for employment. I have 4 years experience . . . " That sounds like just what I need. A sys admin that can't communicate by telephone, and hasn't figured out email or ICQ.

03-17-2007, 11:54 AM	#2
intex Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 773	hehe thats funny & planned in a good way.....:D __________________ ICQ: 482382890

03-17-2007, 11:56 AM	#3
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03-17-2007, 11:59 AM	#4
BusterBunny perverted justice decoy Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: unborn still in the womb connected via blackberry Posts: 19,291	i flunked outta my class with the lowest score in the cuontry....but i will work dirt cheap ;) __________________ my sig caught gonoherpasyphilaids and died

03-17-2007, 12:05 PM	#6
GrouchyAdmin Now choke yourself! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 12,085	I Am Many Unix. You Are Many Unix? I Redhat Have. Good Yes. No Games. Miss Games. Games Good. No Good Games Unix. Linux Fast. Many Many Times So. __________________ AIM: GrouchyGfy