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Batman · 08-09-2002, 07:58 AM

Hey, I am looking for your wisdom on something but first do you think you can tell a fake celeb pic from a real one. Tell me which of these two celeb pics is the fake? I will post the answer in a few hours.

have a look

Now for the wisdom part. I run a celeb paysite that converts better than 1 in 200 from my traffic and my traffic is pretty average. I am trying to get people to sign up to my affiliate program but so far nobody has. Maybe they think I am scamming them but I am using Ibill so all their money goes straight to the them. Or maybe they thing I am lying about the conversion rate.

It seems that almost all celeb sites use the same advertisers which are so overexposed that they convert like shit. How do I convince people that my site is the real thing, and that it will make them money. It is a kick ass site of almost 100 gigs of celeb pics and vids.

I haven't posted the url of my paysite here so you guys don't think I am spamming but if you email me I will tell you, thanks in advance for anything useful you might be able to tell me.

[email protected]

12clicks · 08-09-2002, 08:06 AM

sandra is the fake.
the room she's in is too classy to allow nipples poking thru and sandra would know to wear a jacket with it.

the christina has the jacket to cover the nips.

do I win?

GFED · 08-09-2002, 08:07 AM

Hmmm... a way to spam without spamming and keep your post on top? Hmmm... well for shits and giggles I would say the Sandra Bullock is faked coz it has her name on the pic. I don't even know who the other girl is.

grumpy · 08-09-2002, 08:12 AM

sb is fake

Batman · 08-09-2002, 08:18 AM

GFED you are an idiot - people like you are way too uptight and you make places like this less useful, I knew that some 14 year old idiot would think that I was spamming when I am just asking a legit question. Paranoia can be treated, you should look into it.

The other girl is Christina Aguilera, if you left your bedroom more you might have heard of her.

Arousal Design · 08-09-2002, 08:31 AM

I'm going to say christina is the fake for 2 reasons.

1. Her hat is abnormally shaded at the top of it. As if it was cut out and then put on the pic somewhere.

2. Her bra is abnormally shaded. The lines on it look weird. I dunno if someone could design a bra that "faded" into the cloth.

Where's the asnwer damnit! =D

GFED · 08-09-2002, 08:33 AM

Hey fuckwad, I didn't attack you like you should have been. I was maybe a little sarcastic, but it's obvious that you're spamming. Take your fucking newsgroup fucking downloaded fucking site and fucking shove it up your fucking ass you fucking piece of shit fucker.

Batman · 08-09-2002, 08:48 AM

Hey GFED, big words for a 14 year old, zit splatter asshole. You even spelled some of them right, you mom would be proud.

mrthumbs · 08-09-2002, 08:49 AM

they're both fake..

Batman · 08-09-2002, 08:50 AM

Most of you guys are right, Sandra is the fake, the CA pic is on the 3rd last page of this months playboy, but I did bring out the nip a bit in photoshop.

revbuddylove · 08-09-2002, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Batman
... I did bring out the nip a bit in photoshop.

So does that mean they are both fake?

Batman · 08-09-2002, 09:06 AM

sort of, but the original pic of CA is good, but my scan lost a bit of detail so I enhanced it a bit, that's all.

GFED · 08-09-2002, 09:19 AM

You're a sorry fucking excuse for an adult webmaster! Yeah, I'm the one that names myself after a fucking comic book character and believes in "public domain" pictures, and I'm the one that fucking scans Playboy pictures to use on my Web site. You're stupid fucking disclaimer won't do shit for you when you admit that you steal your fucking photos while jerking off at your daddy's porno mags!

mrthumbs · 08-09-2002, 09:22 AM

Stop fighting boys..

GFED · 08-09-2002, 09:28 AM

Yes daddums...

I'm done dealing with that nasty, butt-crusty, and STINKY THIEF!

Beastiepoo · 08-09-2002, 10:46 AM

I know you have already posted the answer but I'll add my

anyway.

SB is obviously the fake because she isn't that slim. She's got more shape than that. Even if she were anoexic she's still be bigger than that pic because she's got broader shoulders than the model who's head is missing.

Then of course there are all the digital editing reasons...

Batman · 08-09-2002, 10:59 AM

Beastiepoo

You are right, check out http://www.fake-detective.com/book-4/case344.jpg for their explanation.

GFED

Ooh, you hurt my feelings, 14 year olds with thesauruses can be so nasty.

08-09-2002, 07:58 AM	#1
Batman Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 28	How to get noticed, plus a quiz Hey, I am looking for your wisdom on something but first do you think you can tell a fake celeb pic from a real one. Tell me which of these two celeb pics is the fake? I will post the answer in a few hours. have a look Now for the wisdom part. I run a celeb paysite that converts better than 1 in 200 from my traffic and my traffic is pretty average. I am trying to get people to sign up to my affiliate program but so far nobody has. Maybe they think I am scamming them but I am using Ibill so all their money goes straight to the them. Or maybe they thing I am lying about the conversion rate. It seems that almost all celeb sites use the same advertisers which are so overexposed that they convert like shit. How do I convince people that my site is the real thing, and that it will make them money. It is a kick ass site of almost 100 gigs of celeb pics and vids. I haven't posted the url of my paysite here so you guys don't think I am spamming but if you email me I will tell you, thanks in advance for anything useful you might be able to tell me. [email protected]

08-09-2002, 08:06 AM	#2
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,790	sandra is the fake. the room she's in is too classy to allow nipples poking thru and sandra would know to wear a jacket with it. the christina has the jacket to cover the nips. do I win? __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

08-09-2002, 08:07 AM	#3
GFED Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 8,120	Hmmm... a way to spam without spamming and keep your post on top? Hmmm... well for shits and giggles I would say the Sandra Bullock is faked coz it has her name on the pic. I don't even know who the other girl is. __________________ https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

08-09-2002, 08:12 AM	#4
grumpy Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Holland Posts: 9,870	sb is fake __________________ Don't let greediness blur your vision \| You gotta let some shit slide icq - 441-456-888

08-09-2002, 08:31 AM	#6
Arousal Design Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Connecticut. Posts: 1,358	I'm going to say christina is the fake for 2 reasons. 1. Her hat is abnormally shaded at the top of it. As if it was cut out and then put on the pic somewhere. 2. Her bra is abnormally shaded. The lines on it look weird. I dunno if someone could design a bra that "faded" into the cloth. Where's the asnwer damnit! =D __________________ Make Major Bank With Major Personality - NaughtyBank! Featuring NaughtyAllie and NaughtyJulie!

08-09-2002, 08:18 AM	#5
Batman Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 28	GFED you are an idiot - people like you are way too uptight and you make places like this less useful, I knew that some 14 year old idiot would think that I was spamming when I am just asking a legit question. Paranoia can be treated, you should look into it. The other girl is Christina Aguilera, if you left your bedroom more you might have heard of her.

08-09-2002, 08:33 AM	#7
GFED Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 8,120	Hey fuckwad, I didn't attack you like you should have been. I was maybe a little sarcastic, but it's obvious that you're spamming. Take your fucking newsgroup fucking downloaded fucking site and fucking shove it up your fucking ass you fucking piece of shit fucker. __________________ https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

08-09-2002, 08:48 AM	#8
Batman Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 28	Hey GFED, big words for a 14 year old, zit splatter asshole. You even spelled some of them right, you mom would be proud.

08-09-2002, 08:49 AM	#9
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	they're both fake..

08-09-2002, 08:50 AM	#10
Batman Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 28	Most of you guys are right, Sandra is the fake, the CA pic is on the 3rd last page of this months playboy, but I did bring out the nip a bit in photoshop.

08-09-2002, 09:06 AM	#12
Batman Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 28	sort of, but the original pic of CA is good, but my scan lost a bit of detail so I enhanced it a bit, that's all.

08-09-2002, 09:19 AM	#13
GFED Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 8,120	You're a sorry fucking excuse for an adult webmaster! Yeah, I'm the one that names myself after a fucking comic book character and believes in "public domain" pictures, and I'm the one that fucking scans Playboy pictures to use on my Web site. You're stupid fucking disclaimer won't do shit for you when you admit that you steal your fucking photos while jerking off at your daddy's porno mags! __________________ https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

08-09-2002, 09:22 AM	#14
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	Stop fighting boys..

08-09-2002, 09:28 AM	#15
GFED Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 8,120	Yes daddums... I'm done dealing with that nasty, butt-crusty, and STINKY THIEF! __________________ https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

08-09-2002, 10:46 AM	#16
Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	I know you have already posted the answer but I'll add my anyway. SB is obviously the fake because she isn't that slim. She's got more shape than that. Even if she were anoexic she's still be bigger than that pic because she's got broader shoulders than the model who's head is missing. Then of course there are all the digital editing reasons... __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

08-09-2002, 10:59 AM	#17
Batman Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 28	Beastiepoo You are right, check out http://www.fake-detective.com/book-4/case344.jpg for their explanation. GFED Ooh, you hurt my feelings, 14 year olds with thesauruses can be so nasty.