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  • Batman
    Registered User
    • Feb 2002
    • 28

    #1

    How to get noticed, plus a quiz

    Hey, I am looking for your wisdom on something but first do you think you can tell a fake celeb pic from a real one. Tell me which of these two celeb pics is the fake? I will post the answer in a few hours.

    have a look

    Now for the wisdom part. I run a celeb paysite that converts better than 1 in 200 from my traffic and my traffic is pretty average. I am trying to get people to sign up to my affiliate program but so far nobody has. Maybe they think I am scamming them but I am using Ibill so all their money goes straight to the them. Or maybe they thing I am lying about the conversion rate.

    It seems that almost all celeb sites use the same advertisers which are so overexposed that they convert like shit. How do I convince people that my site is the real thing, and that it will make them money. It is a kick ass site of almost 100 gigs of celeb pics and vids.

    I haven't posted the url of my paysite here so you guys don't think I am spamming but if you email me I will tell you, thanks in advance for anything useful you might be able to tell me.

    [email protected]
  • 12clicks
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Jan 2001
    • 19814

    #2
    sandra is the fake.
    the room she's in is too classy to allow nipples poking thru and sandra would know to wear a jacket with it.

    the christina has the jacket to cover the nips.

    do I win?
    I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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    • GFED
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 8121

      #3
      Hmmm... a way to spam without spamming and keep your post on top? Hmmm... well for shits and giggles I would say the Sandra Bullock is faked coz it has her name on the pic. I don't even know who the other girl is.
      https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

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      • grumpy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Jan 2002
        • 9870

        #4
        sb is fake
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        • Batman
          Registered User
          • Feb 2002
          • 28

          #5
          GFED you are an idiot - people like you are way too uptight and you make places like this less useful, I knew that some 14 year old idiot would think that I was spamming when I am just asking a legit question. Paranoia can be treated, you should look into it.

          The other girl is Christina Aguilera, if you left your bedroom more you might have heard of her.

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          • Arousal Design
            Confirmed User
            • Jun 2002
            • 1358

            #6
            I'm going to say christina is the fake for 2 reasons.

            1. Her hat is abnormally shaded at the top of it. As if it was cut out and then put on the pic somewhere.

            2. Her bra is abnormally shaded. The lines on it look weird. I dunno if someone could design a bra that "faded" into the cloth.

            Where's the asnwer damnit! =D

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            • GFED
              Confirmed User
              • May 2002
              • 8121

              #7
              Hey fuckwad, I didn't attack you like you should have been. I was maybe a little sarcastic, but it's obvious that you're spamming. Take your fucking newsgroup fucking downloaded fucking site and fucking shove it up your fucking ass you fucking piece of shit fucker.
              https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

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              • Batman
                Registered User
                • Feb 2002
                • 28

                #8
                Hey GFED, big words for a 14 year old, zit splatter asshole. You even spelled some of them right, you mom would be proud.

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                • mrthumbs
                  salad tossing sig guy
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 11702

                  #9
                  they're both fake..

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                  • Batman
                    Registered User
                    • Feb 2002
                    • 28

                    #10
                    Most of you guys are right, Sandra is the fake, the CA pic is on the 3rd last page of this months playboy, but I did bring out the nip a bit in photoshop.

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                    • revbuddylove
                      Confirmed User
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 402

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Batman
                      ... I did bring out the nip a bit in photoshop.
                      So does that mean they are both fake?
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                      • Batman
                        Registered User
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 28

                        #12
                        sort of, but the original pic of CA is good, but my scan lost a bit of detail so I enhanced it a bit, that's all.

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                        • GFED
                          Confirmed User
                          • May 2002
                          • 8121

                          #13
                          You're a sorry fucking excuse for an adult webmaster! Yeah, I'm the one that names myself after a fucking comic book character and believes in "public domain" pictures, and I'm the one that fucking scans Playboy pictures to use on my Web site. You're stupid fucking disclaimer won't do shit for you when you admit that you steal your fucking photos while jerking off at your daddy's porno mags!








































































                          https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

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                          • mrthumbs
                            salad tossing sig guy
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 11702

                            #14
                            Stop fighting boys..

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                            • GFED
                              Confirmed User
                              • May 2002
                              • 8121

                              #15
                              Yes daddums...



                              I'm done dealing with that nasty, butt-crusty, and STINKY THIEF!
                              https://www.flow.page/savethechildren

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                              • Beastiepoo
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 1971

                                #16
                                I know you have already posted the answer but I'll add my anyway.

                                SB is obviously the fake because she isn't that slim. She's got more shape than that. Even if she were anoexic she's still be bigger than that pic because she's got broader shoulders than the model who's head is missing.

                                Then of course there are all the digital editing reasons...
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                                • Batman
                                  Registered User
                                  • Feb 2002
                                  • 28

                                  #17
                                  Beastiepoo

                                  You are right, check out http://www.fake-detective.com/book-4/case344.jpg for their explanation.



                                  GFED

                                  Ooh, you hurt my feelings, 14 year olds with thesauruses can be so nasty.

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