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				Angry Husband chainsaws house in two in divorce split
			 
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	http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070309/..._chainsaw_dc_2 A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chainsawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck. Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-storey summer house -- which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide -- before chainsawing through the wooden roof and walls. "The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased." After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house where he has since been staying.  | 
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		 thats fuckin classic 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 heh, i got nothing but respect for him 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 That's a slightly unorthodox solution - was the wife happy with the settlement? 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Based on the thread title I was expecting a trailer in Alabama. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 alabama .. arizona . . kentucky ... texas . . virginia . . any of hose yes   ![]()  | 
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		 lol nice. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 read about it in the newspaper before, cool guy haha 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 haha that is great 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Saw that on TV. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Hahaha good for him  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 typical groid behavior. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Lol..that is priceless..chalk one up for the man 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 he showed her lol 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 that guy is my hero 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Hilarious  
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 Hahaha...  that's awesome.  I'd imagine it's a lot of work to saw even a small place in half. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Hehe, That's a classic  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 He should have taken the entire house - the land is probably worth more. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 hahahaha 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 haha that is the most awesome shit EVER 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 lol..that's awesome! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 He's entitled to 1/2.... he took it.  Nothing wrong with that at all. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 That is funny.. but makes you wonder what the real story was. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 as funny as that is - it's stupid. he'll never get his money back from the value of the house. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 perhaps, but love and hate make us do things that are stupid - and justify it later 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 That makes them even, LoL wonder how the wife reacted..... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
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		 She didn't. She got half didn't she?...........lol 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 lol, come on, thats the greatest story ever told 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 that is hilarious!  stupid, but pretty awesome. ;) 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I'm still wondering for the real score... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
		
	
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		 wow he must have been pissed off 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 cut the kids in half too 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 Very nice.I`ve never heard of something like that before.Although I`m a girl I have nothing but respect for that man  
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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