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ldinternet · 08-08-2002, 08:33 AM

Any recommendations please?

Now I know this is GFY, so I've probably got * it * coming to me for asking this question. Not like I'm expecting a serious answer from you guys, but its all good if it breeds inspiration.

Can't really think of anything that I didn't already buy. Which is why I'm asking.

Ladies, which perfumes should I be looking at? Or any accessories like designer bags, silk scarves, etc. Don't hold back... I don't have a clue.

sexyclicks · 08-08-2002, 08:34 AM

Read this thread

FATPad · 08-08-2002, 08:36 AM

Buy her a vacuum.

08-08-2002, 08:37 AM

i would love to talk to you about it, but ICQ gives me a runtime error each time I want to send out a message...

ldinternet · 08-08-2002, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexyclicks
Read this thread

Uh... that job is already taken care of. ;-)))

Lane · 08-08-2002, 08:55 AM

jewelry

Minte · 08-08-2002, 09:03 AM

Never met a woman who didn't like things in small boxes..

08-08-2002, 09:07 AM

pack a turd in a lil box and surprise her !

Minte · 08-08-2002, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
pack a turd in a lil box and surprise her !

probably not getting a lot of sex are you...

Cheshire · 08-08-2002, 09:11 AM

The last presents I received were a pair of Nike running shoes ~ two small watercolor paintings from Paris ~ and a bobble head turtle from Tijuana.
But I'm easy to buy for

Really, if you want some valid advice you have to tell us a little more. How long have you been with her, which catagory does she fall into... The most special gift is one that is catered to her, so I'd need to know a little more.

Paul Markham · 08-08-2002, 09:18 AM

Come on girls, lets have some ideas from you.

It's my wife's 25th birthday in a weeks time and mine (52nd) a week after. So have to get her something special and she has everything she wants. Or at least everything I can think of, jewelery is out she does not wear it, sexy lingerie, she's got a cupboard full of it. Go out at least once a week for a "candle light meal".

Guess I need some help.

Cheshire · 08-08-2002, 09:20 AM

Fine... you want generic?

A REALLY REALLY nice Watch

Like 2 steps up from whatever she's wearing right now.

Dildozer · 08-08-2002, 09:26 AM

Wow you're a sugar daddy

Lane · 08-08-2002, 09:28 AM

jewelery

with diamonds

Dopy · 08-08-2002, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Buy her a vacuum.

Fuck right off !

hershie · 08-08-2002, 09:33 AM

i think something that seems like you want to pamper her. Something like a gift certificate to your local spa or some bath oils...

Dopy · 08-08-2002, 09:34 AM

ld

You give no age - for all we know you might be into dating grannies like Soul

sternyduke · 08-08-2002, 09:34 AM

herpes...

RATBOY · 08-08-2002, 09:40 AM

Start eating her out and when you come up for air have a necklace in your teeth.

foe · 08-08-2002, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
pack a turd in a lil box and surprise her !

Fletch XXX · 08-08-2002, 09:54 AM

A dildo and a pair of shoes.

If she don't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.

Hahaha. Get it?

I know its lame.

ldinternet · 08-08-2002, 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire

Really, if you want some valid advice you have to tell us a little more. How long have you been with her, which catagory does she fall into... The most special gift is one that is catered to her, so I'd need to know a little more.

18 months, falls into both girlie and intellectual. Not a special occasion... so I like the paintings idea. Also thought of scented candles sets, red roses, and a gold bracelet.

Right about now, I may be clueless... but not completely clueless

... just looking for some inspiration is all.

dragonlady · 08-08-2002, 10:28 AM

Does she collect anything? Adding to a collection is always nice.
If she has a favorite author - maybe a set of his/her books?
Favorite Perfume? A complete set including bath products.

HomeGrown · 08-08-2002, 10:30 AM

Girls like that romantic shit, take her out to an expensive ass resturaunt, then go for a nice walk on the beach, and hey my as well pop her a diamond ring, or ear rings. Girls love diamonds.

RATBOY · 08-08-2002, 10:30 AM

In that case I would like to change my answer. Go with the spa treatment. If you cannot afford the whole day spa treatment, go for a full-body massage from a damn good massause.

Bree · 08-08-2002, 11:33 AM

Flowers... not just one bunch but several...
( I love flowers.. and I'd rather not get roses but a variety of them in bouquets or baskets).

If you are doing paintings, have an artist paint one of you and her from a favorite photo.

Rent an exotic car and take a weekend vacation in the country at a bed and breakfast or some exclusive resort...

I surprised my husband ( he is now my ex -- more on that in a bit) by renting a limo on our anniversary.. went to a very nice French restaurant... was ready to do it all evening in the limo but he didn't want to.. said he didn't want the limo driver to hear us.. LMAO..... he was a real prude which is why we are divorced hehehe

Beastiepoo · 08-08-2002, 11:47 AM

Spa treatments are a great idea. Facial, massage, manicure/pedicure, the works. I've met very few women who wouldn't love to be pampered for a day.

Also, even if she isn't a big jewlery girl (I'm not), she may still appreciate a ring. One that really shows you know her tastes that she could wear all the time. Doesn't have to be an 'engagement' ring. If she is really an intelligent type she should understand an 'I love you' ring without a lifetime commitment.

Just a few thoughts.

If it were me, I'd go head over heels for a nice dinner and the LotR DVD.

RW316 · 08-08-2002, 11:51 AM

i prefer a porn dvd

sasha_cuffs · 08-08-2002, 12:05 PM

I have an idea for something unique that will last for ever my girlfriend got this from her boyfriend with a note you mean the more than the universe to me...corny but she loved it. G-Spot Shaft With Moon And Star Dichro Image Tip you can find it here http://www.adulttoychest.com/store/ProdPX-FP11.hmx it is art and sensual all in one totally unique... also your time and attention is a wonderful gift a weekend away ... a pic-nic for two that you pack...
just some ideas...
sasha

ldinternet · 08-08-2002, 12:07 PM

Think I'll give that one a miss...

MONTE_CRISTO · 08-08-2002, 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Come on girls, lets have some ideas from you.

It's my wife's 25th birthday in a weeks time and mine (52nd) a week after. So have to get her something special and she has everything she wants. Or at least everything I can think of, jewelery is out she does not wear it, sexy lingerie, she's got a cupboard full of it. Go out at least once a week for a "candle light meal".

Guess I need some help.

Get her a fuckingmachine!

the Shemp · 08-08-2002, 12:34 PM

PT Cruiser, keeps the young guys away.

shemp

Cheshire · 08-08-2002, 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
18 months, falls into both girlie and intellectual. Not a special occasion... so I like the paintings idea. Also thought of scented candles sets, red roses, and a gold bracelet.

Right about now, I may be clueless... but not completely clueless ... just looking for some inspiration is all.

Anklette is better than bracelette ~ then maybe a matching toe ring... really dress those puppies up.
If you guys have some pictures of the two of you, get a really pretty frame and put your favorite one in it... if you don't have a favorite picture take her out to the zoo or something and go nuts with the camera 'til you've got one worth cherishing.

Just some ideas...

HS-Trixxxia · 08-08-2002, 01:12 PM

My

If it's a *Just cuz I appreciate you* I'd go for the full day spa.
Massage - Manicure - Pedicure - Facial (not the ones you dirty minded pigs are thinking of) makeup & the works. Then take her out to a romantic supper.

If you want perfume - I'd say Dolce Gabbana - the whole kit, creams - moisturizer - soap and all.

Purse - You should know which style she wears the most - then find a designer that has something similar. Personally I think - Gucci & Fendi are quite nice.

The best gift? Your honesty, understanding, and faithfulness would probably be most valued - or get a card & tell her what you feel for her and what she means to you.

ldinternet · 08-08-2002, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixxxia
The best gift? Your honesty, understanding, and faithfulness would probably be most valued - or get a card & tell her what you feel for her and what she means to you.

Yes, we've exchange those words almost daily since... a long time ago.

I love the anklette idea, and I actually managed to find a nice Prada bag eventually. So I'll probably go with a bouquet of red roses, and the Prada bag with an anklette inside of it. But I'll be checking out the shops before buying anything.

Thanks for the inspirations.

kelly · 08-08-2002, 02:46 PM

Buy a gold charm bracelet (you can get them as an anklette too) and one special charm that means something to both of you, then you're set up for gifts for birthdays/xmas/valentines too! The trick is to make sure the charm is really personal to you and her and not some generic crap

Tipsy · 08-08-2002, 02:48 PM

KYJelly - always handy in an emergency.

Beastiepoo · 08-08-2002, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
KYJelly - always handy in an emergency.

Take that fucking wristwrest off your head!!!!!!!!!

RATBOY · 08-08-2002, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
KYJelly - always handy in an emergency.

Pssst!!! Here's a tip: KY sucks. Pass it on! Go with Eros synthetic lube.

Tipsy · 08-08-2002, 03:04 PM

KY is the gift that keeps on giving!

Beastiepoo · 08-08-2002, 03:07 PM

I've never used a lubricant. Wonder what its like.....

Krome · 08-08-2002, 03:20 PM

Go down on her and pretend that you enjoy it.

phogirl69 · 08-08-2002, 03:24 PM

It's all about P-r-a-d-a

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Lane · 08-08-2002, 03:54 PM

jewellery

Tipsy · 08-08-2002, 03:58 PM

Give me a K - K
Give me a Y - Y

......

RATBOY · 08-08-2002, 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo
I've never used a lubricant. Wonder what its like.....

Me either until about a year ago. I swear eros actually makes it MO BETTA

RATBOY · 08-08-2002, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
Give me a K - K
Give me a Y - Y

......

It dries sticky, flaky, and doesn't last as long as I DO. Now THAT'S tough. ANY synthetic lube is better than KY. I am TELLING you, go with Eros. It fucking rocks. It's like velvety smooth and you can't even taste it. Especially good for butt sex!

Tipsy · 08-08-2002, 04:06 PM

Posting telling someone to buy Eros just doesn't have the same ring to it...

Gutterboy · 08-08-2002, 04:13 PM

If you care enough to give the very best, you'll give her the gift of my cock.

For the special GFY member rate of $500 (usual price: $750) I will let your girlfriend have the time of her life sucking and fucking me for one full night (12 hours from 8pm to 8am).

Travel, hotel and flavored lube expenses not included. However, for an additional finders fee of $450 I can point you to some cheap roundtrip tickets to SFO from anywhere in the world, and some good deals on hotel suites where you could put us up.

Let her know you really care!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 08-08-2002, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dopy

Fuck right off !

WOW Dopy .. did somebody strike a nerve with ya ??
your wife left ya after you bought her a vaccuum ??

08-08-2002, 08:33 AM	#1
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	I need a gift for a chick Any recommendations please? Now I know this is GFY, so I've probably got * it * coming to me for asking this question. Not like I'm expecting a serious answer from you guys, but its all good if it breeds inspiration. Can't really think of anything that I didn't already buy. Which is why I'm asking. Ladies, which perfumes should I be looking at? Or any accessories like designer bags, silk scarves, etc. Don't hold back... I don't have a clue.

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Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Come on girls, lets have some ideas from you. It's my wife's 25th birthday in a weeks time and mine (52nd) a week after. So have to get her something special and she has everything she wants. Or at least everything I can think of, jewelery is out she does not wear it, sexy lingerie, she's got a cupboard full of it. Go out at least once a week for a "candle light meal". Guess I need some help. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	The last presents I received were a pair of Nike running shoes ~ two small watercolor paintings from Paris ~ and a bobble head turtle from Tijuana. But I'm easy to buy for Really, if you want some valid advice you have to tell us a little more. How long have you been with her, which catagory does she fall into... The most special gift is one that is catered to her, so I'd need to know a little more.

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Fine... you want generic? A REALLY REALLY nice Watch Like 2 steps up from whatever she's wearing right now.

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HomeGrown Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 345	Girls like that romantic shit, take her out to an expensive ass resturaunt, then go for a nice walk on the beach, and hey my as well pop her a diamond ring, or ear rings. Girls love diamonds.

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Bree Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: meh Posts: 356	Flowers... not just one bunch but several... ( I love flowers.. and I'd rather not get roses but a variety of them in bouquets or baskets). If you are doing paintings, have an artist paint one of you and her from a favorite photo. Rent an exotic car and take a weekend vacation in the country at a bed and breakfast or some exclusive resort... I surprised my husband ( he is now my ex -- more on that in a bit) by renting a limo on our anniversary.. went to a very nice French restaurant... was ready to do it all evening in the limo but he didn't want to.. said he didn't want the limo driver to hear us.. LMAO..... he was a real prude which is why we are divorced hehehe

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Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	Spa treatments are a great idea. Facial, massage, manicure/pedicure, the works. I've met very few women who wouldn't love to be pampered for a day. Also, even if she isn't a big jewlery girl (I'm not), she may still appreciate a ring. One that really shows you know her tastes that she could wear all the time. Doesn't have to be an 'engagement' ring. If she is really an intelligent type she should understand an 'I love you' ring without a lifetime commitment. Just a few thoughts. If it were me, I'd go head over heels for a nice dinner and the LotR DVD. __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

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HS-Trixxxia Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Montreal Canada Posts: 2,946	My If it's a Just cuz I appreciate you I'd go for the full day spa. Massage - Manicure - Pedicure - Facial (not the ones you dirty minded pigs are thinking of) makeup & the works. Then take her out to a romantic supper. If you want perfume - I'd say Dolce Gabbana - the whole kit, creams - moisturizer - soap and all. Purse - You should know which style she wears the most - then find a designer that has something similar. Personally I think - Gucci & Fendi are quite nice. The best gift? Your honesty, understanding, and faithfulness would probably be most valued - or get a card & tell her what you feel for her and what she means to you.

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kelly Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: UK Posts: 901	Buy a gold charm bracelet (you can get them as an anklette too) and one special charm that means something to both of you, then you're set up for gifts for birthdays/xmas/valentines too! The trick is to make sure the charm is really personal to you and her and not some generic crap __________________ http://www.thehungersite.com

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