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ldinternet 08-08-2002 08:33 AM

I need a gift for a chick
 
Any recommendations please?

Now I know this is GFY, so I've probably got * it * coming to me for asking this question. Not like I'm expecting a serious answer from you guys, but its all good if it breeds inspiration.

Can't really think of anything that I didn't already buy. Which is why I'm asking.


Ladies, which perfumes should I be looking at? Or any accessories like designer bags, silk scarves, etc. Don't hold back... I don't have a clue. :1orglaugh

sexyclicks 08-08-2002 08:34 AM

Read this thread

FATPad 08-08-2002 08:36 AM

Buy her a vacuum.

X37375787 08-08-2002 08:37 AM

i would love to talk to you about it, but ICQ gives me a runtime error each time I want to send out a message... :(

ldinternet 08-08-2002 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexyclicks
Read this thread
Uh... that job is already taken care of. ;-)))

Lane 08-08-2002 08:55 AM

jewelry

Minte 08-08-2002 09:03 AM

Never met a woman who didn't like things in small boxes..

X37375787 08-08-2002 09:07 AM

pack a turd in a lil box and surprise her ! :glugglug

Minte 08-08-2002 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
pack a turd in a lil box and surprise her ! :glugglug
probably not getting a lot of sex are you...:1orglaugh

Cheshire 08-08-2002 09:11 AM

The last presents I received were a pair of Nike running shoes ~ two small watercolor paintings from Paris ~ and a bobble head turtle from Tijuana.
But I'm easy to buy for :winkwink:

Really, if you want some valid advice you have to tell us a little more. How long have you been with her, which catagory does she fall into... The most special gift is one that is catered to her, so I'd need to know a little more.

Paul Markham 08-08-2002 09:18 AM

Come on girls, lets have some ideas from you.

It's my wife's 25th birthday in a weeks time and mine (52nd) a week after. So have to get her something special and she has everything she wants. Or at least everything I can think of, jewelery is out she does not wear it, sexy lingerie, she's got a cupboard full of it. Go out at least once a week for a "candle light meal".

Guess I need some help.

Cheshire 08-08-2002 09:20 AM

Fine... you want generic?

A REALLY REALLY nice Watch

Like 2 steps up from whatever she's wearing right now.

Dildozer 08-08-2002 09:26 AM

Wow you're a sugar daddy

Lane 08-08-2002 09:28 AM

jewelery

with diamonds

Dopy 08-08-2002 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Buy her a vacuum.

Fuck right off !

hershie 08-08-2002 09:33 AM

i think something that seems like you want to pamper her. Something like a gift certificate to your local spa or some bath oils...

Dopy 08-08-2002 09:34 AM

ld

You give no age - for all we know you might be into dating grannies like Soul

sternyduke 08-08-2002 09:34 AM

herpes...

RATBOY 08-08-2002 09:40 AM

Start eating her out and when you come up for air have a necklace in your teeth.

foe 08-08-2002 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
pack a turd in a lil box and surprise her ! :glugglug
:1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 08-08-2002 09:54 AM

A dildo and a pair of shoes.

If she don't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.

Hahaha. Get it?

I know its lame.

ldinternet 08-08-2002 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire


Really, if you want some valid advice you have to tell us a little more. How long have you been with her, which catagory does she fall into... The most special gift is one that is catered to her, so I'd need to know a little more.

18 months, falls into both girlie and intellectual. Not a special occasion... so I like the paintings idea. Also thought of scented candles sets, red roses, and a gold bracelet.

Right about now, I may be clueless... but not completely clueless :1orglaugh ... just looking for some inspiration is all.

dragonlady 08-08-2002 10:28 AM

Does she collect anything? Adding to a collection is always nice.
If she has a favorite author - maybe a set of his/her books?
Favorite Perfume? A complete set including bath products.

HomeGrown 08-08-2002 10:30 AM

Girls like that romantic shit, take her out to an expensive ass resturaunt, then go for a nice walk on the beach, and hey my as well pop her a diamond ring, or ear rings. Girls love diamonds.

RATBOY 08-08-2002 10:30 AM

In that case I would like to change my answer. Go with the spa treatment. If you cannot afford the whole day spa treatment, go for a full-body massage from a damn good massause.

Bree 08-08-2002 11:33 AM

Flowers... not just one bunch but several...
( I love flowers.. and I'd rather not get roses but a variety of them in bouquets or baskets).

If you are doing paintings, have an artist paint one of you and her from a favorite photo.

Rent an exotic car and take a weekend vacation in the country at a bed and breakfast or some exclusive resort...

I surprised my husband ( he is now my ex -- more on that in a bit) by renting a limo on our anniversary.. went to a very nice French restaurant... was ready to do it all evening in the limo but he didn't want to.. said he didn't want the limo driver to hear us.. LMAO..... he was a real prude which is why we are divorced hehehe

Beastiepoo 08-08-2002 11:47 AM

Spa treatments are a great idea. Facial, massage, manicure/pedicure, the works. I've met very few women who wouldn't love to be pampered for a day.

Also, even if she isn't a big jewlery girl (I'm not), she may still appreciate a ring. One that really shows you know her tastes that she could wear all the time. Doesn't have to be an 'engagement' ring. If she is really an intelligent type she should understand an 'I love you' ring without a lifetime commitment.

Just a few thoughts.

If it were me, I'd go head over heels for a nice dinner and the LotR DVD. :thumbsup

RW316 08-08-2002 11:51 AM

i prefer a porn dvd

sasha_cuffs 08-08-2002 12:05 PM

I have an idea for something unique that will last for ever my girlfriend got this from her boyfriend with a note you mean the more than the universe to me...corny but she loved it. G-Spot Shaft With Moon And Star Dichro Image Tip you can find it here http://www.adulttoychest.com/store/ProdPX-FP11.hmx it is art and sensual all in one totally unique... also your time and attention is a wonderful gift a weekend away ... a pic-nic for two that you pack...
just some ideas...
sasha

ldinternet 08-08-2002 12:07 PM

Think I'll give that one a miss... :eek7

MONTE_CRISTO 08-08-2002 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by charly
Come on girls, lets have some ideas from you.

It's my wife's 25th birthday in a weeks time and mine (52nd) a week after. So have to get her something special and she has everything she wants. Or at least everything I can think of, jewelery is out she does not wear it, sexy lingerie, she's got a cupboard full of it. Go out at least once a week for a "candle light meal".

Guess I need some help.

Get her a fuckingmachine!
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

the Shemp 08-08-2002 12:34 PM

PT Cruiser, keeps the young guys away.

shemp

Cheshire 08-08-2002 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
18 months, falls into both girlie and intellectual. Not a special occasion... so I like the paintings idea. Also thought of scented candles sets, red roses, and a gold bracelet.

Right about now, I may be clueless... but not completely clueless :1orglaugh ... just looking for some inspiration is all.

Anklette is better than bracelette ~ then maybe a matching toe ring... really dress those puppies up.
If you guys have some pictures of the two of you, get a really pretty frame and put your favorite one in it... if you don't have a favorite picture take her out to the zoo or something and go nuts with the camera 'til you've got one worth cherishing.

Just some ideas...

HS-Trixxxia 08-08-2002 01:12 PM

My :2 cents:

If it's a *Just cuz I appreciate you* I'd go for the full day spa.
Massage - Manicure - Pedicure - Facial (not the ones you dirty minded pigs are thinking of) makeup & the works. Then take her out to a romantic supper.

If you want perfume - I'd say Dolce Gabbana - the whole kit, creams - moisturizer - soap and all.

Purse - You should know which style she wears the most - then find a designer that has something similar. Personally I think - Gucci & Fendi are quite nice.

The best gift? Your honesty, understanding, and faithfulness would probably be most valued - or get a card & tell her what you feel for her and what she means to you.

ldinternet 08-08-2002 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trixxxia
The best gift? Your honesty, understanding, and faithfulness would probably be most valued - or get a card & tell her what you feel for her and what she means to you.
Yes, we've exchange those words almost daily since... a long time ago. :) I love the anklette idea, and I actually managed to find a nice Prada bag eventually. So I'll probably go with a bouquet of red roses, and the Prada bag with an anklette inside of it. But I'll be checking out the shops before buying anything.

Thanks for the inspirations.

kelly 08-08-2002 02:46 PM

Buy a gold charm bracelet (you can get them as an anklette too) and one special charm that means something to both of you, then you're set up for gifts for birthdays/xmas/valentines too! The trick is to make sure the charm is really personal to you and her and not some generic crap

Tipsy 08-08-2002 02:48 PM

KYJelly - always handy in an emergency.

Beastiepoo 08-08-2002 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
KYJelly - always handy in an emergency.
Take that fucking wristwrest off your head!!!!!!!!!:ak47:

RATBOY 08-08-2002 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
KYJelly - always handy in an emergency.
Pssst!!! Here's a tip: KY sucks. Pass it on! Go with Eros synthetic lube.

Tipsy 08-08-2002 03:04 PM

KY is the gift that keeps on giving!

Beastiepoo 08-08-2002 03:07 PM

I've never used a lubricant. Wonder what its like.....

Krome 08-08-2002 03:20 PM

Go down on her and pretend that you enjoy it.

phogirl69 08-08-2002 03:24 PM

It's all about P-r-a-d-a


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Lane 08-08-2002 03:54 PM

jewellery

Tipsy 08-08-2002 03:58 PM

Give me a K - K
Give me a Y - Y

......

RATBOY 08-08-2002 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo
I've never used a lubricant. Wonder what its like.....
Me either until about a year ago. I swear eros actually makes it MO BETTA:thumbsup

RATBOY 08-08-2002 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy
Give me a K - K
Give me a Y - Y

......

It dries sticky, flaky, and doesn't last as long as I DO. Now THAT'S tough. ANY synthetic lube is better than KY. I am TELLING you, go with Eros. It fucking rocks. It's like velvety smooth and you can't even taste it. Especially good for butt sex!:Graucho

Tipsy 08-08-2002 04:06 PM

Posting telling someone to buy Eros just doesn't have the same ring to it...

Gutterboy 08-08-2002 04:13 PM

If you care enough to give the very best, you'll give her the gift of my cock.

For the special GFY member rate of $500 (usual price: $750) I will let your girlfriend have the time of her life sucking and fucking me for one full night (12 hours from 8pm to 8am).

Travel, hotel and flavored lube expenses not included. However, for an additional finders fee of $450 I can point you to some cheap roundtrip tickets to SFO from anywhere in the world, and some good deals on hotel suites where you could put us up.

Let her know you really care!

-=HUNGRYMAN=- 08-08-2002 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dopy



Fuck right off !

WOW Dopy .. did somebody strike a nerve with ya ??
your wife left ya after you bought her a vaccuum ?? :eek7


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