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RMG · 08-08-2002, 03:53 AM

My cat has this ungodly obsession with laying in my lap while I'm at the comp. If I don't let him lay in my lap he will lay directly atop my keyboard so at the slightest hint of movement, he can open his eyes and see what i'm doing. To make matters even worse, when I do let him lay in my lap he *hugs* me, one arm around each side of my waist.

anyone else get this kind of obsession?

Fletch XXX · 08-08-2002, 03:54 AM

Got 2 of them, yeah same thing.

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Fletch XXX · 08-08-2002, 04:42 AM

Check this crazy fucker out...

<img src=http://www.pets.ca/catsites/cat-004.jpg border="1">

Too funny.

RMG · 08-08-2002, 05:48 AM

lol fletch, what the hell is he doing? Jumpin off the wall to get the blue ball?

cat · 08-08-2002, 06:01 AM

my cat is lost:

http://www.tomislost.nl

sexyclicks · 08-08-2002, 06:05 AM

My cat sits in front of the screen and tries to catch the cursor.

cat · 08-08-2002, 06:09 AM

since when i have an owner?

cat

HomeGrown · 08-08-2002, 06:46 AM

Yup, my cat is worse. He follows me around the house everywhere I go. Sits on my lap when I'm on my comp (don't mind most of the times). Cats are conceited.

mijoon · 08-08-2002, 06:59 AM

All of the above,plus she likes to sit directly in front of the monitor while I'm trying to work.

misty3k · 08-08-2002, 06:59 AM

Fletch, HILARIOUS photo--I wonder if it can be scanned and sent to this site:

http://ratemykitten.com/

Cheshire · 08-08-2002, 07:49 AM

I have a siamese, and when she's lonely she cries and drags an article of clothing of mine around the place.

She's funny... cross eyed too. ahahaha

Gator · 08-08-2002, 07:56 AM

This one likes to sit on my lap now and then:

This one likes her bed better:

alias · 08-08-2002, 08:12 AM

euthanasia is the solution

foe · 08-08-2002, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
Check this crazy fucker out...

<img src=http://www.pets.ca/catsites/cat-004.jpg border="1">

Too funny.

RATBOY · 08-08-2002, 08:38 AM

That cat does some serious Matrix shit. What was the hang time on that?

Dildozer · 08-08-2002, 08:42 AM

When i used to sell vacuum cleaners, i went to this see this lady who was on welfare. She had a cat who was so fat he couldn't get up so she put him on a little blanket and lifted him with all 4 corners of it to carry him around. When i told her her cat was obviously too fat, she would be in complete denial. Fuckin crazy welfarians

Turboface · 08-08-2002, 08:45 AM

My kitty ain't no pussy!

hershie · 08-08-2002, 08:48 AM

my cat has way too much going on to ever consider sitting on my lap. i don't think he is a cuddler and even after a year with him, he doesn't let me pet his tummy at all and the rest of him only when he is interested.

.:Frog:. · 08-08-2002, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pornopete
RMG you can easily fix that problem by grabbing the cat by the hind legs and cutting of its head.

That would be mean.

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Dildozer · 08-08-2002, 10:56 AM

Is it true Koreans eat cats?

Juge · 08-08-2002, 10:58 AM

Does he watch the mouse pointer as it moves across the screen and try and swat at it? I've seen cats do that. Some of them like to sit on top of the monitor, hold themselves there with their back two feet, and hang the rest of the body over the front of the monitor and swat at anything that moves with their front two paws. I think it's hilarious.

Beastiepoo · 08-08-2002, 11:31 AM

We have 3. Fortunately they don't spend too much time bothering us at the computers. They are too busy snuggling on the sofa most of the time.

Those are the two oldest. The new one we haven't got any pics of yet.

vangend · 08-08-2002, 01:28 PM

Mine loves the "beep, beep" when it walks on the keybord. Always seem to step on the power key.

Rocky · 08-08-2002, 01:49 PM

you should see Exxxotica's cat

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08-08-2002, 03:53 AM	#1
RMG Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 542	Cat Owners My cat has this ungodly obsession with laying in my lap while I'm at the comp. If I don't let him lay in my lap he will lay directly atop my keyboard so at the slightest hint of movement, he can open his eyes and see what i'm doing. To make matters even worse, when I do let him lay in my lap he hugs me, one arm around each side of my waist. anyone else get this kind of obsession?

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mijoon Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 610	All of the above,plus she likes to sit directly in front of the monitor while I'm trying to work. __________________

08-08-2002, 05:48 AM	#5
RMG Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 542	lol fletch, what the hell is he doing? Jumpin off the wall to get the blue ball?

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HomeGrown Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 345	Yup, my cat is worse. He follows me around the house everywhere I go. Sits on my lap when I'm on my comp (don't mind most of the times). Cats are conceited.

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Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	I have a siamese, and when she's lonely she cries and drags an article of clothing of mine around the place. She's funny... cross eyed too. ahahaha

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hershie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 4,642	my cat has way too much going on to ever consider sitting on my lap. i don't think he is a cuddler and even after a year with him, he doesn't let me pet his tummy at all and the rest of him only when he is interested.

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Juge Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 1,917	Does he watch the mouse pointer as it moves across the screen and try and swat at it? I've seen cats do that. Some of them like to sit on top of the monitor, hold themselves there with their back two feet, and hang the rest of the body over the front of the monitor and swat at anything that moves with their front two paws. I think it's hilarious.

08-08-2002, 11:31 AM	#26
Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	We have 3. Fortunately they don't spend too much time bothering us at the computers. They are too busy snuggling on the sofa most of the time. Those are the two oldest. The new one we haven't got any pics of yet. __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

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vangend Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: South Africa Posts: 29	Mine loves the "beep, beep" when it walks on the keybord. Always seem to step on the power key.

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