FAKE ORGASMS! Not just for women anymore! - GoFuckYourself.com

OMG Jim · 03-08-2007, 03:13 PM

OK guys you know that it's pretty damn easy for the woman to fake the "Big O" but how about you guys. Check this out...

"Faking orgasms isn?t just for the ladies anymore. An astounding 48% of the 9,100 men polled on online dating site Lavalife.com say they too have faked an orgasm."

http://blog.light-of-reason.com/arch...ked-an-orgasm/

How many of you will own up and if you did then how did you "Pull it off" so to speak.

_

davecummings · 03-08-2007, 03:32 PM

Sometimes with groupie girls, I'll blow a load in their mouth, and after a few minutes to recuperate I'll don a condom and do them vaginally again. Once they get off again, depending upon the situation, I can continue on and unload into the condom; or, if necessary, I can fake a climax and get them out-the-door back to their dorm/apt/etc so that I can shower and get busy on other stuff, or sleep. Using condoms keeps them from being able to feel the wetness/squirting of the load or for them to tell if I faked it, especially if I shutter/jerk/etc and otherwise act like I climaxed again. I seldom fake it, but it's do-able. Heck, when we shoot porn and need a FIP (Faked Internal Pop-shot) for the cable/softcore version, we fake it--then,a few minutes later we do a real pop-shot/money-shoot for the hardcore version, something that can't be faked.

Dave
www.davecummings.com

XPays · 03-08-2007, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by davecummings

Sometimes with groupie girls, I'll blow a load in their mouth, and after a few minutes to recuperate I'll don a condom and do them vaginally again. Once they get off again, depending upon the situation, I can continue on and unload into the condom; or, if necessary, I can fake a climax and get them out-the-door back to their dorm/apt/etc so that I can shower and get busy on other stuff, or sleep. Using condoms keeps them from being able to feel the wetness/squirting of the load or for them to tell if I faked it, especially if I shutter/jerk/etc and otherwise act like I climaxed again. I seldom fake it, but it's do-able. Heck, when we shoot porn and need a FIP (Faked Internal Pop-shot) for the cable/softcore version, we fake it--then,a few minutes later we do a real pop-shot/money-shoot for the hardcore version, something that can't be faked.

Dave
www.davecummings.com

oh well, my skinimax internal-pop-shot fantasy has been ruined

i thought those were real

I am chauncy · 03-08-2007, 04:08 PM

I've done it a few times its easy to pull off one hard thrust tighten up all your muscles big exhale let you body go limp roll over

Fap · 03-08-2007, 05:11 PM

Very easy if you use a condom if you arent using a condom that takes skill heh..

ForceWielder · 03-08-2007, 06:16 PM

When doin it doggie style, I just pull out and have the cup of hot yogurt ready to drip all over the girls backside. The only way to get caught is if she ends up lapping it all up and saying "wow, your spunk tastes just like vanilla Yoplait!"

Star 69 · 03-08-2007, 06:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AlmightyJim

OK guys you know that it's pretty damn easy for the woman to fake the "Big O" but how about you guys. Check this out...

"Faking orgasms isn?t just for the ladies anymore. An astounding 48% of the 9,100 men polled on online dating site Lavalife.com say they too have faked an orgasm."

http://blog.light-of-reason.com/arch...ked-an-orgasm/

How many of you will own up and if you did then how did you "Pull it off" so to speak.

_

WTF? Male fake orgasms!!!!

psili · 03-08-2007, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by davecummings

Sometimes with groupie girls, I'll blow a load in their mouth, and after a few minutes to recuperate I'll don a condom and do them vaginally again. Once they get off again, depending upon the situation, I can continue on and unload into the condom; or, if necessary, I can fake a climax and get them out-the-door back to their dorm/apt/etc so that I can shower and get busy on other stuff, or sleep. Using condoms keeps them from being able to feel the wetness/squirting of the load or for them to tell if I faked it, especially if I shutter/jerk/etc and otherwise act like I climaxed again. I seldom fake it, but it's do-able. Heck, when we shoot porn and need a FIP (Faked Internal Pop-shot) for the cable/softcore version, we fake it--then,a few minutes later we do a real pop-shot/money-shoot for the hardcore version, something that can't be faked.

Dave
www.davecummings.com

You should publish a "How to fake an orgasm for males, for Dummies" book. Even though I'm married, when I'm all up in the wet'n'fleshy there's no way I can imagine holding it back and faking it.

Nodtveidt · 03-08-2007, 08:17 PM

Never faked it.

Adultnet · 03-08-2007, 08:19 PM

no idea i always enjoy sex

Anna_Miller · 03-08-2007, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Adultnet

no idea i always enjoy sex

TheSenator · 03-08-2007, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davecummings

Sometimes with groupie girls, I'll blow a load in their mouth, and after a few minutes to recuperate I'll don a condom and do them vaginally again. Once they get off again, depending upon the situation, I can continue on and unload into the condom; or, if necessary, I can fake a climax and get them out-the-door back to their dorm/apt/etc so that I can shower and get busy on other stuff, or sleep. Using condoms keeps them from being able to feel the wetness/squirting of the load or for them to tell if I faked it, especially if I shutter/jerk/etc and otherwise act like I climaxed again. I seldom fake it, but it's do-able. Heck, when we shoot porn and need a FIP (Faked Internal Pop-shot) for the cable/softcore version, we fake it--then,a few minutes later we do a real pop-shot/money-shoot for the hardcore version, something that can't be faked.

Dave
www.davecummings.com

That is a professional.

AK · 03-09-2007, 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by davecummings

Sometimes with groupie girls, I'll blow a load in their mouth, and after a few minutes to recuperate I'll don a condom and do them vaginally again. Once they get off again, depending upon the situation, I can continue on and unload into the condom; or, if necessary, I can fake a climax and get them out-the-door back to their dorm/apt/etc so that I can shower and get busy on other stuff, or sleep. Using condoms keeps them from being able to feel the wetness/squirting of the load or for them to tell if I faked it, especially if I shutter/jerk/etc and otherwise act like I climaxed again. I seldom fake it, but it's do-able. Heck, when we shoot porn and need a FIP (Faked Internal Pop-shot) for the cable/softcore version, we fake it--then,a few minutes later we do a real pop-shot/money-shoot for the hardcore version, something that can't be faked.

Dave
www.davecummings.com

Thank you Dad!!!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-09-2007, 12:40 AM

i faked a few with my last girlfriend, usually when i was drunk. she'dbe going for the gold, and all i'd feel like doing is rolling over and passing out. like someone said , a couple hard thrusts, hold the third thrust up deep inside her, grunt in her ear a couple times. roll over, get the rest you actually want....

The Sultan Of Smut · 03-09-2007, 12:45 AM

I only did it once since the sex was bad and wanted to get the fuck outta there. I just used a condom and put on a good show. After pulling out I immediately flushed the condom down the toilet so that she wouldn't see it empty and feel like a useless fuck.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-09-2007, 12:50 AM

faking an orgasm is only fun if you tell her yo came inside her

"whoa, i think i accidentally came inside of you! sorry!"

The Sultan Of Smut · 03-09-2007, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

faking an orgasm is only fun if you tell her yo came inside her

"whoa, i think i accidentally came inside of you! sorry!"

LMAO a buddy of mine did that and the chick freaked.

03-08-2007, 03:13 PM	#1
OMG Jim Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Atlanta Posts: 3,153	FAKE ORGASMS! Not just for women anymore! OK guys you know that it's pretty damn easy for the woman to fake the "Big O" but how about you guys. Check this out... "Faking orgasms isn?t just for the ladies anymore. An astounding 48% of the 9,100 men polled on online dating site Lavalife.com say they too have faked an orgasm." http://blog.light-of-reason.com/arch...ked-an-orgasm/ How many of you will own up and if you did then how did you "Pull it off" so to speak. _ __________________ ICQ: 254 914 537 - Skype: AlmightyJim

03-08-2007, 03:32 PM	#2
davecummings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: San Diego Posts: 2,922	Sometimes with groupie girls, I'll blow a load in their mouth, and after a few minutes to recuperate I'll don a condom and do them vaginally again. Once they get off again, depending upon the situation, I can continue on and unload into the condom; or, if necessary, I can fake a climax and get them out-the-door back to their dorm/apt/etc so that I can shower and get busy on other stuff, or sleep. Using condoms keeps them from being able to feel the wetness/squirting of the load or for them to tell if I faked it, especially if I shutter/jerk/etc and otherwise act like I climaxed again. I seldom fake it, but it's do-able. Heck, when we shoot porn and need a FIP (Faked Internal Pop-shot) for the cable/softcore version, we fake it--then,a few minutes later we do a real pop-shot/money-shoot for the hardcore version, something that can't be faked. Dave www.davecummings.com Last edited by davecummings; 03-08-2007 at 03:33 PM..

03-08-2007, 08:17 PM	#9
Nodtveidt Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Camuy, PR Posts: 573	Never faked it. __________________ ICQ: 11541913

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Adultnet Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 8,713	no idea i always enjoy sex __________________ TrafficCashGold Paying Webmasters Since 1996! Awesome Conversions! Fast Weekly Payments! Over 125 Tours!

03-08-2007, 04:08 PM	#4
I am chauncy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 568	I've done it a few times its easy to pull off one hard thrust tighten up all your muscles big exhale let you body go limp roll over

03-08-2007, 05:11 PM	#5
Fap Just Du It Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 12,094	Very easy if you use a condom if you arent using a condom that takes skill heh..

03-08-2007, 06:16 PM	#6
ForceWielder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 75	When doin it doggie style, I just pull out and have the cup of hot yogurt ready to drip all over the girls backside. The only way to get caught is if she ends up lapping it all up and saying "wow, your spunk tastes just like vanilla Yoplait!"

03-09-2007, 12:40 AM	#14
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	i faked a few with my last girlfriend, usually when i was drunk. she'dbe going for the gold, and all i'd feel like doing is rolling over and passing out. like someone said , a couple hard thrusts, hold the third thrust up deep inside her, grunt in her ear a couple times. roll over, get the rest you actually want....

03-09-2007, 12:45 AM	#15
The Sultan Of Smut Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Vancouver Posts: 4,325	I only did it once since the sex was bad and wanted to get the fuck outta there. I just used a condom and put on a good show. After pulling out I immediately flushed the condom down the toilet so that she wouldn't see it empty and feel like a useless fuck.

03-09-2007, 12:50 AM	#16
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	faking an orgasm is only fun if you tell her yo came inside her "whoa, i think i accidentally came inside of you! sorry!"