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luv$ · 03-09-2007, 12:35 AM

We will pay 4x what you think you're worth.

Duties include:

posting, sitting on your ass, starting forum fights, taking pics of yourself and making friends on myspace and AdultWhosWho.

You are REQUIRED to work a maximum of 2 hours and 13 minutes per day.

Requirements:

You must be proficient in Notepad, a certification in business leadership from your local community college is preferred.

Interested parties should send a scan of a post-it note to: [email protected]

Please, no ICQ's.

ffmihai · 03-09-2007, 01:05 AM

im your man!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-09-2007, 01:05 AM

man, like ya. totally. i will do this job wit the utmost in proficiency and shit. ya. oh fuck ya. but like i think we need to work on the 2 hours and 13 minutes a day thing. make it 1 and a half, and give me expense paid trips to conventions so I can mack on porn hoes. ya, fuck ya, OH HELL THE FUCK YA...

ps. smoke weed everyday...

luv$ · 03-09-2007, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ismokeblunts

man, like ya. totally. i will do this job wit the utmost in proficiency and shit. ya. oh fuck ya. but like i think we need to work on the 2 hours and 13 minutes a day thing. make it 1 and a half, and give me expense paid trips to conventions so I can mack on porn hoes. ya, fuck ya, OH HELL THE FUCK YA...

ps. smoke weed everyday...

oh man unfortunately you're too overqualified.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-09-2007, 01:31 AM

damnit, owned by my overqualification AGAIN....

DamageX · 03-09-2007, 01:35 AM

I don't think I could handle that.

Evil E · 03-09-2007, 01:44 AM

lolz i got madz notepad skillz and can rent you my sig 5$ per post.

03-09-2007, 08:14 PM

lol funny

seeric · 03-09-2007, 08:17 PM

can i apply this busting your ass shit doesnt cut it nymore

Juilan · 03-09-2007, 08:18 PM

bahaha good humor

Silly Guy · 03-09-2007, 08:24 PM

ohhh you soooo got me!

BitAudioVideo · 03-09-2007, 09:14 PM

hrmm... cant figure out how to scan this post it note.. that might make me perfect for the job tho.

harvey · 03-09-2007, 10:30 PM

I'm contacting you on ICQ sir

luv$ · 03-09-2007, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

can i apply this busting your ass shit doesnt cut it nymore

lol yer tellin me. Wanna trade?

bigdickie · 03-10-2007, 11:44 AM

I'll ICQ my post-it note.

Angelo22 · 03-10-2007, 11:47 AM

is there any color of post-it you want, or is the original yellow okay?

Chef86 · 03-10-2007, 11:54 AM

who do i put on the resume so i make sure it gets sent to the right person?

Deej · 03-10-2007, 01:27 PM

Ill need a secretary

pornguy · 03-10-2007, 01:32 PM

Yeah why work. Dont eat

J. Falcon · 03-10-2007, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

oh man unfortunately you're too overqualified.

J. Falcon · 03-10-2007, 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

Ill need a secretary

dissipate · 03-10-2007, 01:45 PM

Justin, hit me up when you have a minute, been trying to get a hold of you

tenderobject · 03-10-2007, 01:52 PM

congrats to the winners!

gandalfuy · 03-10-2007, 02:02 PM

sounds like a nice idea for promotion!

VeriSexy · 03-10-2007, 03:42 PM

lol......... sounds like it's for me ;)

gimilin · 03-10-2007, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by luv$

We will pay 4x what you think you're worth.

Duties include:

posting, sitting on your ass, starting forum fights, taking pics of yourself and making friends on myspace and AdultWhosWho.

You are REQUIRED to work a maximum of 2 hours and 13 minutes per day.

Requirements:

You must be proficient in Notepad, a certification in business leadership from your local community college is preferred.

Interested parties should send a scan of a post-it note to: [email protected]

Please, no ICQ's.

Lol.....
Wish i could get the job.

DEA - banned for life · 03-10-2007, 04:16 PM

wich came first..the job..or the dea ? ..thats the real question

BVF · 03-10-2007, 04:49 PM

Fuck man..I don't know notepad!

BusterBunny · 03-10-2007, 06:49 PM

awsome 4x the nothing i am worth is a heafty sum, i am gonna be rich

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03-09-2007, 01:31 AM	#5
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