We will pay 4x what you think you're worth.
Duties include:
posting, sitting on your ass, starting forum fights, taking pics of yourself and making friends on myspace and AdultWhosWho.
You are REQUIRED to work a maximum of 2 hours and 13 minutes per day.
Requirements:
You must be proficient in Notepad, a certification in business leadership from your local community college is preferred.
Interested parties should send a scan of a post-it note to:
[email protected]
Please, no ICQ's.