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MrKinkade · 03-27-2007, 10:55 AM

Prisoner Caught With Grenade Where?

An inmate at an El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside.
Monday, March 5, 2007

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SAN SALVADOR (Reuters) - An inmate at an El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside -- a novel attempt to disguise his apparent escape plans.

Guards at the San Francisco Gotera prison outside the capital San Salvador found the V40 grenade, about the size of a golf ball, lodged up the man's rear end during a security clampdown, a prison spokesman said on Thursday.

They also caught another 16 inmates who each swallowed a mobile phone.

"We'll have to expel the objects and if they won't come out we'll have to perform surgery in hospital," said Alberto Uribe, a spokesman for the El Salvador prison service.

Last year, prison guards found an M67 grenade in the vagina of a female visitor at the overcrowded La Esperanza-Mariona prison on the northern fringes of San Salvador.

Prisoners in the Central American country use weapons to try to escape or attack fellow inmates and prison guards, and use cellular phones to order free gang members to commit crimes or smuggle narcotics.

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How the fuck you swallow a cell phone?

Pete-KT · 03-27-2007, 10:57 AM

some people are fucked up

DWB · 03-27-2007, 11:01 AM

Are you saying that putting a grenade up your ass is not normal?

MrKinkade · 03-27-2007, 11:04 AM

NNNNNOOOOOOoooo thats normal its el salvador for christs sake what im saying is that lady who stuck a m67 gernade up her vagina thats not normal shes not from cambodia

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 03-27-2007, 11:47 AM

i would never want to try either, but i'm pretty sure i could get a grenade in my ass easier than i could swallow a cell phone...

aico · 03-27-2007, 11:55 AM

Swallowing the cellphone isn't what amazes me, it's retrieving it. Or maybe that's what the hand grenade was for.

vvq · 03-27-2007, 12:02 PM

how do you swallow a phone and not choke on it and die?

cool1 · 03-27-2007, 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico

Swallowing the cellphone isn't what amazes me, it's retrieving it.

thats was what I what I was thinking.
how in the hell does one get the phone out
it would hurt like hell on its way through to the butt and then out.
some really fucked up people out there.

emthree · 03-27-2007, 01:23 PM

I dont even think a cellphone can fit thru the passage to get out.

Mike Semen · 03-27-2007, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrKinkade

NNNNNOOOOOOoooo thats normal its el salvador for christs sake what im saying is that lady who stuck a m67 gernade up her vagina thats not normal shes not from cambodia

Piece of piss.

Phoenix · 03-27-2007, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Semen

Piece of piss.

yeah you can fit a lot in a girls snatch

but how would they get the cell phones ut of their stomachs..lol
maybe they were kept in lubed up bags tied with a string to their teeth...lol

JayDeeZee · 03-27-2007, 02:49 PM

Wow...That's fucked up. What if that grenade went off?

Scott McD · 03-27-2007, 02:56 PM

I hope the cell phones weren't on vibrate...

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