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MrKinkade 03-27-2007 10:55 AM

gernade in asshole 10 cell phones swallow WOW
 
Prisoner Caught With Grenade Where?

An inmate at an El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside.
Monday, March 5, 2007

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SAN SALVADOR (Reuters) - An inmate at an El Salvador jail was caught with a hand grenade stuffed up his backside -- a novel attempt to disguise his apparent escape plans.

Guards at the San Francisco Gotera prison outside the capital San Salvador found the V40 grenade, about the size of a golf ball, lodged up the man's rear end during a security clampdown, a prison spokesman said on Thursday.

They also caught another 16 inmates who each swallowed a mobile phone.

"We'll have to expel the objects and if they won't come out we'll have to perform surgery in hospital," said Alberto Uribe, a spokesman for the El Salvador prison service.

Last year, prison guards found an M67 grenade in the vagina of a female visitor at the overcrowded La Esperanza-Mariona prison on the northern fringes of San Salvador.

Prisoners in the Central American country use weapons to try to escape or attack fellow inmates and prison guards, and use cellular phones to order free gang members to commit crimes or smuggle narcotics.

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How the fuck you swallow a cell phone?

Pete-KT 03-27-2007 10:57 AM

some people are fucked up

DWB 03-27-2007 11:01 AM

Are you saying that putting a grenade up your ass is not normal?

MrKinkade 03-27-2007 11:04 AM

NNNNNOOOOOOoooo thats normal its el salvador for christs sake what im saying is that lady who stuck a m67 gernade up her vagina thats not normal shes not from cambodia

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 03-27-2007 11:47 AM

i would never want to try either, but i'm pretty sure i could get a grenade in my ass easier than i could swallow a cell phone...

aico 03-27-2007 11:55 AM

Swallowing the cellphone isn't what amazes me, it's retrieving it. Or maybe that's what the hand grenade was for.

vvq 03-27-2007 12:02 PM

how do you swallow a phone and not choke on it and die?

cool1 03-27-2007 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico (Post 12156173)
Swallowing the cellphone isn't what amazes me, it's retrieving it.

thats was what I what I was thinking.
how in the hell does one get the phone out
it would hurt like hell on its way through to the butt and then out.
some really fucked up people out there.

emthree 03-27-2007 01:23 PM

I dont even think a cellphone can fit thru the passage to get out.

Mike Semen 03-27-2007 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrKinkade (Post 12155830)
NNNNNOOOOOOoooo thats normal its el salvador for christs sake what im saying is that lady who stuck a m67 gernade up her vagina thats not normal shes not from cambodia


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Piece of piss.

Phoenix 03-27-2007 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike Semen (Post 12156965)

yeah you can fit a lot in a girls snatch


but how would they get the cell phones ut of their stomachs..lol
maybe they were kept in lubed up bags tied with a string to their teeth...lol

JayDeeZee 03-27-2007 02:49 PM

Wow...That's fucked up. What if that grenade went off?

Scott McD 03-27-2007 02:56 PM

I hope the cell phones weren't on vibrate...


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