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zigx · 03-07-2007, 10:09 AM

Anybody else drink coffee and instantly have to shit their brains out?

4Man · 03-07-2007, 10:14 AM

Nope...But i like idea...

Aneros Josh · 03-07-2007, 10:16 AM

yep....coffee is the only thing worse than Chinese food

DobermanB · 03-07-2007, 10:17 AM

It's the milk in the coffee that does it.

Jakke PNG · 03-07-2007, 10:17 AM

Yeah... doesn't stop me from drinking over a gallon of coffee per day.

Morning routine:

- wake up
- take a piss
- go to GFY and drink a cup of coffee
- take a shit

zigx · 03-07-2007, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Yeah... doesn't stop me from drinking over a gallon of coffee per day.

Morning routine:

- wake up
- take a piss
- go to GFY and drink a cup of coffee
- take a shit

wow, exactly what i did today.

Brad · 03-07-2007, 10:19 AM

when I really need to shit I'll have a cup of coffee and a smoke and then fire one out. Works every time!

Jakke PNG · 03-07-2007, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DobermanB

It's the milk in the coffee that does it.

No. I have mine black and still have to poop afterwards.

Honez · 03-07-2007, 10:20 AM

"Coffee. It really makes you go."

I have that on a coffee mug

zigx · 03-07-2007, 10:24 AM

LOL honez thats pretty good...
i have a mug with the caffeine molecule on it... but nobody knows wtf it is.

SoftFocus · 03-07-2007, 11:06 AM

Sierra Nevada has that effect on me

shekinah · 03-07-2007, 11:06 AM

Coffee makes the food we eat digest easily so afterwards you go to shit

Tom_PM · 03-07-2007, 11:08 AM

Ugh, no I must say I've never had that happen. Maybe you're lactose intolerant if it's the milk? I drink it with just a packet of splenda.

JD · 03-07-2007, 11:15 AM

yeah coffee is like fucking exlax for me if I drink it in the am. any other time of the day and I can down gallons of the shit and be fine

arial · 03-07-2007, 11:16 AM

Usually if I eat something before I drink coffee I don't shit right away. If I drink some coffee on an empty stomach last nights dinner comes out in full force.

CDSmith · 03-07-2007, 11:20 AM

This thread rawks.

:D

Dollarmansteve · 03-07-2007, 11:27 AM

caffeine is a muscle stimulant, it stimulates the muscles in the GI tract which cause a bowel movement.

IllTestYourGirls · 03-07-2007, 11:29 AM

yup, unless I take a shit first, which is what I normally do

Jason AO Movies · 03-07-2007, 11:37 AM

im gona chuck a shit... right now

teksonline · 03-07-2007, 11:54 AM

I think it probably has something to do with coffee being a diuretic...

jesse_adultdatingdollars · 03-07-2007, 11:57 AM

I am going take a shit right now, ha ha, just had my frosted mini wheats and a big cup of coffee.......................BAM like clock work!!

martinsc · 03-07-2007, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Yeah... doesn't stop me from drinking over a gallon of coffee per day.

Morning routine:

- wake up
- take a piss
- go to GFY and drink a cup of coffee
- take a shit

yup, sounds like my mornings....

VS_Eddie · 03-07-2007, 12:25 PM

Coffee is the shit!!!

CherryLipsRosa · 03-07-2007, 12:46 PM

i know a lot of people that they can't go before their morning coffee

Haze Tramp · 03-07-2007, 12:51 PM

Does coffee has stimulating properties so you don't shit yourself while sleeping?

ForteCash · 03-07-2007, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zigx

Anybody else drink coffee and instantly have to shit their brains out?

Thats a good thing ya know

mattz · 03-07-2007, 12:58 PM

I have a turtle head poking out right now

Fap · 03-07-2007, 01:13 PM

No but i know many people who do

militsa · 03-07-2007, 04:40 PM

very,very good things!both of them!!!madness

militsa · 03-07-2007, 04:48 PM

i just love to do that! every morning when i wake up, i have my cup of coffe first! then comes the other thing, also very good!both of them, again, so wonderful!!!!!!!

nico-t · 03-07-2007, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz

I have a turtle head poking out right now

The Sultan Of Smut · 03-07-2007, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

Yeah... doesn't stop me from drinking over a gallon of coffee per day.

Morning routine:

- wake up
- take a piss
- go to GFY and drink a cup of coffee
- take a shit

You forgot to add "go to GFY and drink a cup of coffee and see some girl take a shit on herself".

pornguy · 03-07-2007, 05:19 PM

Works the same on me. Really sucks though when I am at someone elses place.

militsa · 03-07-2007, 06:00 PM

and a few cigarettes while you're drinking coffee!i think that's even better!

Star 69 · 03-07-2007, 06:22 PM

I do not like coffee

Theo · 03-07-2007, 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dollarmansteve

caffeine is a muscle stimulant, it stimulates the muscles in the GI tract which cause a bowel movement.

always something new to learn at gfy

Chest Rockwell · 03-07-2007, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mattz

I have a turtle head poking out right now

I've been prairiedogging all evening

zigx · 03-08-2007, 11:15 AM

Its the next day... rinse and repeat..

on my way to lay some cable Right now.

roger that, over.

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