Coffee and Shitting
 

Anybody else drink coffee and instantly have to shit their brains out?

Nope...But i like idea...:)

yep....coffee is the only thing worse than Chinese food

It's the milk in the coffee that does it.

Yeah... doesn't stop me from drinking over a gallon of coffee per day.

Morning routine:

- wake up
- take a piss
- go to GFY and drink a cup of coffee
- take a shit
:)

wow, exactly what i did today.

when I really need to shit I'll have a cup of coffee and a smoke and then fire one out. Works every time!

No. I have mine black and still have to poop afterwards.:1orglaugh

"Coffee. It really makes you go."

I have that on a coffee mug :)

LOL honez thats pretty good...
i have a mug with the caffeine molecule on it... but nobody knows wtf it is.

Sierra Nevada has that effect on me

Coffee makes the food we eat digest easily so afterwards you go to shit:)

Ugh, no I must say I've never had that happen. Maybe you're lactose intolerant if it's the milk? I drink it with just a packet of splenda.

yeah coffee is like fucking exlax for me if I drink it in the am. any other time of the day and I can down gallons of the shit and be fine

Usually if I eat something before I drink coffee I don't shit right away. If I drink some coffee on an empty stomach last nights dinner comes out in full force.

This thread rawks.

:D

caffeine is a muscle stimulant, it stimulates the muscles in the GI tract which cause a bowel movement.

yup, unless I take a shit first, which is what I normally do

im gona chuck a shit... right now

doh
 

I think it probably has something to do with coffee being a diuretic...

:1orglaugh

I am going take a shit right now, ha ha, just had my frosted mini wheats and a big cup of coffee.......................BAM like clock work!!

yup, sounds like my mornings....

Coffee is the shit!!!

i know a lot of people that they can't go before their morning coffee

Does coffee has stimulating properties so you don't shit yourself while sleeping?

Thats a good thing ya know :thumbsup

I have a turtle head poking out right now

No but i know many people who do

very,very good things!both of them!!!madness

i just love to do that! every morning when i wake up, i have my cup of coffe first! then comes the other thing, also very good!both of them, again, so wonderful!!!!!!!

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You forgot to add "go to GFY and drink a cup of coffee and see some girl take a shit on herself".

Works the same on me. Really sucks though when I am at someone elses place.

and a few cigarettes while you're drinking coffee!i think that's even better!

I do not like coffee

always something new to learn at gfy :)

I've been prairiedogging all evening

Its the next day... rinse and repeat..

on my way to lay some cable Right now.

roger that, over.