Hersheys chocolate tastes like dog shit! - GoFuckYourself.com

cheekycherry · 03-06-2007, 12:35 AM

My friend just came back from the states and brought with him some Hersheys chocolate to try (we don't have it over here)...

DISGUSTING TASTE!!! AND IT STINKS!!!

Seriously, Americans. Get some Cadburys down your mouths and tell me you can ever eat hersheys again!

Why do you put up with that cheap candle wax tasting chocolate?

BobG · 03-06-2007, 12:39 AM

US makes the best chocolate in the entire universe and Hersheys is like the uber choco. Don't hate.

notabook · 03-06-2007, 12:40 AM

Cadbury is some of the worst shit I have ever tasted. Hershey got the licensing right to it in the late 80's for US manufacturing and distribution and guh... shit tastes awful.

cheekycherry · 03-06-2007, 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BobG

US makes the best chocolate in the entire universe and Hersheys is like the uber choco. Don't hate.

OMG are you serious?!?! Maybe we have different taste buds on this side of the Atlantic, alternatively, you haven't tasted cadburys?

TexasDreams · 03-06-2007, 12:46 AM

I've never tasted dog shit, so I can't comment.

notabook · 03-06-2007, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

I've never tasted dog shit, so I can't comment.

But... what about that one time... ?

BobG · 03-06-2007, 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by cheekycherry

OMG are you serious?!?! Maybe we have different taste buds on this side of the Atlantic, alternatively, you haven't tasted cadburys?

yes. Cadburys tastes like stir fried dingleberries. Sorry, USA number 1

LiveDose · 03-06-2007, 12:51 AM

One thing I learned in this thread. Folks in the UK eat dog shit. Nice.

BlackCrayon · 03-06-2007, 12:52 AM

in the UK its all about the dark chocolate isn't it? over here, all the popular stuff is milk chocolate.

RedShoe · 03-06-2007, 12:53 AM

"Hersheys chocolate tastes like dog shit!"

You've tasted dog shit?

Seriously, I agree with you.. but cadburys? I don't know what it's called but Ikea imports a swedish chocolate that can't be beat. swedish chocolate takes the cake. I don't know if I'd trust an english chocolate (if that's where cadburys is from, I dunno). right after highschool I moved in with my friends family in LA, they were british. She was VERY traditional british. I probably lost 15 lbs eating britsh food. No offense... but I hope to god if I ever go to England I don't get hungry while I'm there.

1 word... Mar FUCKING Mite! I swear to chist it's shit in a jelly jar. Jellied shit is what they should call it.

LiveDose · 03-06-2007, 12:55 AM

Redshoe, you'll be starving by the time your trip is over. Trust me. The food over there sucks ass.

Boobzooka · 03-06-2007, 01:20 AM

The Cadbury chocolate here in the US is actually made by Hersheys, and not as good as the original stuff, tastes cheaper.

baddog · 03-06-2007, 01:22 AM

Why do you even know that?

KingK7 · 03-06-2007, 01:24 AM

US and UK chocolate both suck. As do all the EU country chocolates.
Norwegian ans Swiss are the only good ones left.

KingK7 · 03-06-2007, 01:27 AM

Oh and Sweden has some good chocolate... Kexchoklad or something, that is good stuff

cheekycherry · 03-06-2007, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

in the UK its all about the dark chocolate isn't it? over here, all the popular stuff is milk chocolate.

Nope... Dairy milk chocolate. Dark stuff is nasty.

aico · 03-06-2007, 03:11 AM

This reminds me of the time my friend told me about this joke people used to play on Europeans back in the day, they would give them dogshit, and tell them it was American chocolate.

I wonder if they still do that.

Arafura · 03-06-2007, 05:47 AM

Cadbury's Dairy Milk.....mmm, so good!

And the stuff in the UK is completely different to the Hershey-made fake Cadbury's sold in the States.

I can't stand the sour milk aftertaste of Hershey's.

CherryLipsRosa · 03-06-2007, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe

"Hersheys chocolate tastes like dog shit!"

You've tasted dog shit?

Seriously, I agree with you.. but cadburys? I don't know what it's called but Ikea imports a swedish chocolate that can't be beat. swedish chocolate takes the cake. I don't know if I'd trust an english chocolate (if that's where cadburys is from, I dunno).

They have Marabou and Daim chocolate, it is one of the best out there but seriously Cadburys is 10x better than Hersheys no comparison there

Madame0120 · 03-06-2007, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by cheekycherry

DISGUSTING TASTE!!! AND IT STINKS!!!

So .. let me get this straight ... you ppl over there eat dog shit? Could be your taste buds are confused.

Just cause it's brown, doesn't make it chocolate. Boy, I thought you guys were more advanced.

Lee · 03-06-2007, 06:16 AM

You know what I tried a Hersheys choc bar for the first time ever yesterday as some shop near me started selling it, and I really enjoyed it. Had the milk chocolate with almonds one.

cheekycherry · 03-06-2007, 06:40 AM

Yeah, the one with peanuts in it wasn't as bad... But that's an unfair comparison.

Put BRITISH made non-fake Cadburys plain dairy milk chocolate next to Hersheys candle wax tasting dog shit and there's no comparison.

We simply don't know how good we have it over here with our normal, cheap but good chocolate. I'm gonna eat some now.

Sexsitesurfer · 03-06-2007, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee

You know what I tried a Hersheys choc bar for the first time ever yesterday as some shop near me started selling it, and I really enjoyed it. Had the milk chocolate with almonds one.

I had this two weeks ago for the first time. I hated it. I have had Herschey's Kiss or something too which isn't as bad if I remember. I like Milka more than Cadburys but Lindt and some other brands even more.

Most Americans who come to Europe say the European chocolate is superior but I don't have enough knowledge of American choccy to comment further!

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 03-06-2007, 07:51 AM

European chocolate and american chocolate are two different beasts..good chocolate should only have a 4-6 ingredients total. I grew up around Hershey Pa so I love my Hershey.. but I do appreciate all chocolate.

D · 03-06-2007, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

One thing I learned in this thread. Folks in the UK eat dog shit. Nice.

Well... "eel pie" is kinda close. :-)

Hershey's:Chocolate::Budweiser:Beer

It's cheap, mass-produced, and mass-marketed.

There's good chocolate in the states just as there's good chocolate in Switzerland and Belgium...

Just like there's good beer everywhere, too.

Just need to put a little effort into looking.

For example Cocoa Pete's Chocolate is pretty decent stuff.

gimilin · 03-09-2007, 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

I've never tasted dog shit, so I can't comment.

I do agree with dude,take care.

mlove · 03-09-2007, 02:30 AM

I like the hersheys with almonds, but the dark chocolate stuff is awful.

sicone · 03-09-2007, 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams

I've never tasted dog shit, so I can't comment.

That's what I was thinking.....

So... you have actually tasted dog shit before?

Sexsitesurfer · 03-09-2007, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by sicone

That's what I was thinking.....

So... you have actually tasted dog shit before?

Makes me think about American Pie 3: American Wedding when Stiffler eats the dog shit to stop the bride's mother doing so.

03-06-2007, 12:35 AM	#1
cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	Hersheys chocolate tastes like dog shit! My friend just came back from the states and brought with him some Hersheys chocolate to try (we don't have it over here)... DISGUSTING TASTE!!! AND IT STINKS!!! Seriously, Americans. Get some Cadburys down your mouths and tell me you can ever eat hersheys again! Why do you put up with that cheap candle wax tasting chocolate?

03-06-2007, 12:40 AM	#3
notabook Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Not a Library! Posts: 9,748	Cadbury is some of the worst shit I have ever tasted. Hershey got the licensing right to it in the late 80's for US manufacturing and distribution and guh... shit tastes awful. __________________

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TexasDreams former Miserable Admin :) Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Somewhere in Cali Posts: 4,700	I've never tasted dog shit, so I can't comment. __________________ ICQ: 168-914-369 >>> sysop [at] TexasDreams [dot] com

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RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	"Hersheys chocolate tastes like dog shit!" You've tasted dog shit? Seriously, I agree with you.. but cadburys? I don't know what it's called but Ikea imports a swedish chocolate that can't be beat. swedish chocolate takes the cake. I don't know if I'd trust an english chocolate (if that's where cadburys is from, I dunno). right after highschool I moved in with my friends family in LA, they were british. She was VERY traditional british. I probably lost 15 lbs eating britsh food. No offense... but I hope to god if I ever go to England I don't get hungry while I'm there. 1 word... Mar FUCKING Mite! I swear to chist it's shit in a jelly jar. Jellied shit is what they should call it. __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

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KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	US and UK chocolate both suck. As do all the EU country chocolates. Norwegian ans Swiss are the only good ones left.

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KingK7 Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 6,372	Oh and Sweden has some good chocolate... Kexchoklad or something, that is good stuff

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aico Moo Moo Cow Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Washington State Posts: 14,748	This reminds me of the time my friend told me about this joke people used to play on Europeans back in the day, they would give them dogshit, and tell them it was American chocolate. I wonder if they still do that. Last edited by aico; 03-06-2007 at 03:13 AM..

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Arafura Registered User Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 21	Cadbury's Dairy Milk.....mmm, so good! And the stuff in the UK is completely different to the Hershey-made fake Cadbury's sold in the States. I can't stand the sour milk aftertaste of Hershey's. __________________ Cassie ~ ICQ 382655283 High quality erotic fiction feeds (custom stories available)

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Lee Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kernow Posts: 2,977	You know what I tried a Hersheys choc bar for the first time ever yesterday as some shop near me started selling it, and I really enjoyed it. Had the milk chocolate with almonds one.

03-06-2007, 06:40 AM	#22
cheekycherry Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: N/A Posts: 1,703	Yeah, the one with peanuts in it wasn't as bad... But that's an unfair comparison. Put BRITISH made non-fake Cadburys plain dairy milk chocolate next to Hersheys candle wax tasting dog shit and there's no comparison. We simply don't know how good we have it over here with our normal, cheap but good chocolate. I'm gonna eat some now.

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C_U_Next_Tuesday WW4L Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: over the river and through the woods Posts: 10,581	European chocolate and american chocolate are two different beasts..good chocolate should only have a 4-6 ingredients total. I grew up around Hershey Pa so I love my Hershey.. but I do appreciate all chocolate.

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mlove the guy Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 764	I like the hersheys with almonds, but the dark chocolate stuff is awful. __________________ If you won't feel as good, I won't feel as cheap.