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cheekycherry 03-06-2007 12:35 AM

Hersheys chocolate tastes like dog shit!
 
My friend just came back from the states and brought with him some Hersheys chocolate to try (we don't have it over here)...

DISGUSTING TASTE!!! AND IT STINKS!!!

Seriously, Americans. Get some Cadburys down your mouths and tell me you can ever eat hersheys again!

Why do you put up with that cheap candle wax tasting chocolate?

BobG 03-06-2007 12:39 AM

US makes the best chocolate in the entire universe and Hersheys is like the uber choco. Don't hate.

notabook 03-06-2007 12:40 AM

Cadbury is some of the worst shit I have ever tasted. Hershey got the licensing right to it in the late 80's for US manufacturing and distribution and guh... shit tastes awful.

cheekycherry 03-06-2007 12:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BobG (Post 12026566)
US makes the best chocolate in the entire universe and Hersheys is like the uber choco. Don't hate.

OMG are you serious?!?! Maybe we have different taste buds on this side of the Atlantic, alternatively, you haven't tasted cadburys?

TexasDreams 03-06-2007 12:46 AM

I've never tasted dog shit, so I can't comment. :winkwink:

notabook 03-06-2007 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams (Post 12026589)
I've never tasted dog shit, so I can't comment. :winkwink:

But... what about that one time... ?

BobG 03-06-2007 12:49 AM

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Originally Posted by cheekycherry (Post 12026578)
OMG are you serious?!?! Maybe we have different taste buds on this side of the Atlantic, alternatively, you haven't tasted cadburys?

yes. Cadburys tastes like stir fried dingleberries. Sorry, USA number 1

LiveDose 03-06-2007 12:51 AM

One thing I learned in this thread. Folks in the UK eat dog shit. Nice.

BlackCrayon 03-06-2007 12:52 AM

in the UK its all about the dark chocolate isn't it? over here, all the popular stuff is milk chocolate.

RedShoe 03-06-2007 12:53 AM

"Hersheys chocolate tastes like dog shit!"

You've tasted dog shit?

Seriously, I agree with you.. but cadburys? I don't know what it's called but Ikea imports a swedish chocolate that can't be beat. swedish chocolate takes the cake. I don't know if I'd trust an english chocolate (if that's where cadburys is from, I dunno). right after highschool I moved in with my friends family in LA, they were british. She was VERY traditional british. I probably lost 15 lbs eating britsh food. No offense... but I hope to god if I ever go to England I don't get hungry while I'm there.

1 word... Mar FUCKING Mite! I swear to chist it's shit in a jelly jar. Jellied shit is what they should call it.

LiveDose 03-06-2007 12:55 AM

Redshoe, you'll be starving by the time your trip is over. Trust me. The food over there sucks ass.

Boobzooka 03-06-2007 01:20 AM

The Cadbury chocolate here in the US is actually made by Hersheys, and not as good as the original stuff, tastes cheaper.

baddog 03-06-2007 01:22 AM

Why do you even know that?

KingK7 03-06-2007 01:24 AM

US and UK chocolate both suck. As do all the EU country chocolates.
Norwegian ans Swiss are the only good ones left.

KingK7 03-06-2007 01:27 AM

Oh and Sweden has some good chocolate... Kexchoklad or something, that is good stuff

cheekycherry 03-06-2007 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 12026609)
in the UK its all about the dark chocolate isn't it? over here, all the popular stuff is milk chocolate.

Nope... Dairy milk chocolate. Dark stuff is nasty.

aico 03-06-2007 03:11 AM

This reminds me of the time my friend told me about this joke people used to play on Europeans back in the day, they would give them dogshit, and tell them it was American chocolate.

I wonder if they still do that.

Arafura 03-06-2007 05:47 AM

Cadbury's Dairy Milk.....mmm, so good!

And the stuff in the UK is completely different to the Hershey-made fake Cadbury's sold in the States.

I can't stand the sour milk aftertaste of Hershey's.

CherryLipsRosa 03-06-2007 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by RedShoe (Post 12026613)
"Hersheys chocolate tastes like dog shit!"

You've tasted dog shit?

Seriously, I agree with you.. but cadburys? I don't know what it's called but Ikea imports a swedish chocolate that can't be beat. swedish chocolate takes the cake. I don't know if I'd trust an english chocolate (if that's where cadburys is from, I dunno).


They have Marabou and Daim chocolate, it is one of the best out there but seriously Cadburys is 10x better than Hersheys no comparison there

Madame0120 03-06-2007 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by cheekycherry (Post 12026553)
DISGUSTING TASTE!!! AND IT STINKS!!!

So .. let me get this straight ... you ppl over there eat dog shit? Could be your taste buds are confused.

Just cause it's brown, doesn't make it chocolate. Boy, I thought you guys were more advanced.

Lee 03-06-2007 06:16 AM

You know what I tried a Hersheys choc bar for the first time ever yesterday as some shop near me started selling it, and I really enjoyed it. Had the milk chocolate with almonds one.

cheekycherry 03-06-2007 06:40 AM

Yeah, the one with peanuts in it wasn't as bad... But that's an unfair comparison.

Put BRITISH made non-fake Cadburys plain dairy milk chocolate next to Hersheys candle wax tasting dog shit and there's no comparison.

We simply don't know how good we have it over here with our normal, cheap but good chocolate. I'm gonna eat some now.

Sexsitesurfer 03-06-2007 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee (Post 12027410)
You know what I tried a Hersheys choc bar for the first time ever yesterday as some shop near me started selling it, and I really enjoyed it. Had the milk chocolate with almonds one.

I had this two weeks ago for the first time. I hated it. I have had Herschey's Kiss or something too which isn't as bad if I remember. I like Milka more than Cadburys but Lindt and some other brands even more.

Most Americans who come to Europe say the European chocolate is superior but I don't have enough knowledge of American choccy to comment further!

C_U_Next_Tuesday 03-06-2007 07:51 AM

European chocolate and american chocolate are two different beasts..good chocolate should only have a 4-6 ingredients total. I grew up around Hershey Pa so I love my Hershey.. but I do appreciate all chocolate.

D 03-06-2007 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose (Post 12026605)
One thing I learned in this thread. Folks in the UK eat dog shit. Nice.

Well... "eel pie" is kinda close. :-)

Hershey's:Chocolate::Budweiser:Beer

It's cheap, mass-produced, and mass-marketed.

There's good chocolate in the states just as there's good chocolate in Switzerland and Belgium...

Just like there's good beer everywhere, too.

Just need to put a little effort into looking.


For example Cocoa Pete's Chocolate is pretty decent stuff.

gimilin 03-09-2007 02:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams (Post 12026589)
I've never tasted dog shit, so I can't comment. :winkwink:

I do agree with dude,take care.

mlove 03-09-2007 02:30 AM

I like the hersheys with almonds, but the dark chocolate stuff is awful.

sicone 03-09-2007 02:54 AM

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Originally Posted by TexasDreams (Post 12026589)
I've never tasted dog shit, so I can't comment. :winkwink:

That's what I was thinking.....

So... you have actually tasted dog shit before?

Sexsitesurfer 03-09-2007 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone (Post 12044762)
That's what I was thinking.....

So... you have actually tasted dog shit before?

Makes me think about American Pie 3: American Wedding when Stiffler eats the dog shit to stop the bride's mother doing so. :Oh crap :1orglaugh


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