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Join Date: Dec 2006
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How do you convince your girlfriend to have anal sex with you?
I always wanted to try it but don?t know how to ask her with out hurting her feelings and getting scared. Anybody has dealt with same issue before?
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So Fucking What
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Your sig scares me
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#3 |
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My cock is like 11 inches long and beefy. No chick in their right mind with ever consider it, so any advice I may pretend to give would be worthless.
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Just tell her you are going to try some thing new that will make her feel goody and you want her to just relax and enjoy see what she says. and convice her its from true love. Then it might work well for you..!
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Ruffies ....
No really .. just make sure that things are really hot and steamy (you know during sex) and rub around there ... see what happens ..if she doesn't stop you .. go for a finger .. and so on .. just go slow and make sure you have things lubed up .. let us know how it works out for ya. and some of the ladies here maybe able to give some good advice |
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very simple . . invite a few of her girlfriends over . . fuck them in the butt, showing yer Gf what pleasures are to had and how simple and easy it is!!!! |
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#7 |
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Where the Wild Things Are
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Tell her anus is the new pussy, and everyone is doing it.
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#8 |
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I never did it before I met the woman who would become my wife. It was actually HER that wanted me to do it with her, even though she was a little scared at first because of my girth. But it turns out that anal is her favorite, although we do it rarely because it hurts her a lot afterwards.
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#9 |
So Fucking Gay
Join Date: Nov 2004
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I don't have this problem................
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what's wrong with the "oops, wrong hole" technique?
just kidding ![]() like mike said, start with a finger and go from there
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#11 |
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I just kept asking and asking and asking...
Until one day she let me...for like 1-2 minutes and she kept moaning so uncomfortably telling me to hurry up saying it hurt. I got anal from her one more time after that, after playing the sad clown card. Never again after that. |
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Choice is an Illusion
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Moo Moo Cow
Join Date: Mar 2004
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Two words: inebriate and lubricate
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It is not really man.just tell her,if she is not agree and then rape her
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RIP Dodger. BEST.CAT.EVER
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liquor and drugs usually get her willing to do anything.
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#17 |
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I think I’ll give a try tonight. Thank you guys!
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toss her salad well and its a piece of cake
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#21 |
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just get her a cute looking strap-on harness to do it with, she'll go for it.
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#22 |
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Join Date: Sep 2005
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2 Percocet for her and an ample amount of asslube, and you're in!
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I need a beer
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Get her doggystyle and push her head in the pillow when you miss
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#25 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Did not work! She is in the shower right now. More details later.
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dude, thats is a freaky sig
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Click on my TCG signature
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#28 |
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He was asking about AFTER you wake up from that dream world your always in...
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cant when your the 'catcher' duuuhhhhh
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Just keep asking and asking and asking. That's what worked for me.
I saw someone said that you should just start to finger her asshole...I wouldn't suggest this if she is really against anal at first bc that will probably just piss her off.
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Persuade? Be a man and apply the pimp hand if she gets funny when you nudge her chocolate button!
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#33 |
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Join Date: Nov 2004
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![]() Have you tried a nice bubble bath and some begging?
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lots of shots.
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From a womans perspective - alcohol... lot's of it ;o) And yes, usually if she is being stimulated vaginally or have her clit rubbed, she will be more open to it. Going straight there when she's not stimulated elsewhere and has never done it before is baaaaaaad. IMHO.
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You dont. Jusy lube that bad boy up, put her knees over your shoulder, and let her have it.
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#38 |
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#39 |
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Toronto
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Convince???? WTF!?!?!?!? Just put way too much lube on, fuck her doggy style, and then slip out and "accidentally" put it in her ass.
Either that, or get a new girlfriend!
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let her strap one on a fuck you first
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Seriously. Alcohol. Alcohol then ease into it gradually. But definitely don't forget the alcohol.
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Bro your sig is scary
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