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Legendary_Samir 03-08-2007 08:09 PM

How do you convince your girlfriend to have anal sex with you?
 
I always wanted to try it but don?t know how to ask her with out hurting her feelings and getting scared. Anybody has dealt with same issue before?

xNetworx 03-08-2007 08:09 PM

Your sig scares me

dodger21 03-08-2007 08:11 PM

My cock is like 11 inches long and beefy. No chick in their right mind with ever consider it, so any advice I may pretend to give would be worthless.

Adultnet 03-08-2007 08:16 PM

Just tell her you are going to try some thing new that will make her feel goody and you want her to just relax and enjoy see what she says. and convice her its from true love. Then it might work well for you..!

MikeVega 03-08-2007 08:16 PM

Ruffies ....


No really .. just make sure that things are really hot and steamy (you know during sex) and rub around there ... see what happens ..if she doesn't stop you .. go for a finger .. and so on .. just go slow and make sure you have things lubed up .. let us know how it works out for ya.

and some of the ladies here maybe able to give some good advice

Grapesoda 03-08-2007 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Legendary_Samir (Post 12043437)
I always wanted to try it but don?t know how to ask her with out hurting her feelings and getting scared. Anybody has dealt with same issue before?


very simple . . invite a few of her girlfriends over . . fuck them in the butt, showing yer Gf what pleasures are to had and how simple and easy it is!!!!

SomeCreep 03-08-2007 08:17 PM

Tell her anus is the new pussy, and everyone is doing it.

Nodtveidt 03-08-2007 08:21 PM

I never did it before I met the woman who would become my wife. It was actually HER that wanted me to do it with her, even though she was a little scared at first because of my girth. But it turns out that anal is her favorite, although we do it rarely because it hurts her a lot afterwards.

BoyAlley 03-08-2007 08:23 PM

I don't have this problem................

Viper2K1 03-08-2007 08:23 PM

what's wrong with the "oops, wrong hole" technique?

just kidding :)
like mike said, start with a finger and go from there

jonpotz 03-08-2007 08:24 PM

I just kept asking and asking and asking...

Until one day she let me...for like 1-2 minutes and she kept moaning so uncomfortably telling me to hurry up saying it hurt.

I got anal from her one more time after that, after playing the sad clown card.

Never again after that.

Barefootsies 03-08-2007 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 12043441)
Your sig scares me

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

dodger21 03-08-2007 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12043493)
I don't have this problem................

Giddy up, sailor.

aico 03-08-2007 08:25 PM

Two words: inebriate and lubricate

gimilin 03-08-2007 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 12043441)
Your sig scares me

It is not really man.just tell her,if she is not agree and then rape her
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

uno 03-08-2007 08:27 PM

liquor and drugs usually get her willing to do anything.

Legendary_Samir 03-08-2007 08:36 PM

I think I’ll give a try tonight. Thank you guys!

tony286 03-08-2007 08:37 PM

toss her salad well and its a piece of cake

aztecboi2003 03-08-2007 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404 (Post 12043590)
toss her salad well and its a piece of cake

:thumbsup

CaroMark 03-08-2007 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 12043504)
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


Dittos on that!:Oh crap

BobG 03-08-2007 09:01 PM

just get her a cute looking strap-on harness to do it with, she'll go for it.

:upsidedow

ForceWielder 03-08-2007 10:26 PM

2 Percocet for her and an ample amount of asslube, and you're in!

Spunky 03-08-2007 10:29 PM

Get her doggystyle and push her head in the pillow when you miss :)

myboringlife 03-08-2007 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dodger21 (Post 12043451)
My cock is like 11 inches long and beefy. No chick in their right mind with ever consider it, so any advice I may pretend to give would be worthless.

So umm.. hi~! :winkwink:

Legendary_Samir 03-08-2007 10:39 PM

Did not work! She is in the shower right now. More details later.

webmasterchecks 03-08-2007 10:59 PM

dude, thats is a freaky sig

Cash 03-08-2007 11:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12043493)
I don't have this problem................

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

IWantU_Jeff 03-09-2007 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dodger21 (Post 12043451)
My cock is like 11 inches long and beefy. No chick in their right mind with ever consider it, so any advice I may pretend to give would be worthless.

He was asking about AFTER you wake up from that dream world your always in...

IWantU_Jeff 03-09-2007 12:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley (Post 12043493)
I don't have this problem................

cant when your the 'catcher' duuuhhhhh :upsidedow :winkwink: :1orglaugh

Amadora 03-09-2007 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn (Post 12043441)
Your sig scares me

Me too. Hope this is not his gf.

Brad 03-09-2007 08:16 AM

Just keep asking and asking and asking. That's what worked for me.

I saw someone said that you should just start to finger her asshole...I wouldn't suggest this if she is really against anal at first bc that will probably just piss her off.

Sexsitesurfer 03-09-2007 08:22 AM

Persuade? Be a man and apply the pimp hand if she gets funny when you nudge her chocolate button!

Madame0120 03-09-2007 01:27 PM

Have you tried a nice bubble bath and some begging? :1orglaugh

Karupted Charles 03-09-2007 01:32 PM

lots of shots.

JD 03-09-2007 01:34 PM

http://www.costumesinc.com/Costumes/...m/6293-std.jpg

hollinator 03-09-2007 01:45 PM

From a womans perspective - alcohol... lot's of it ;o) And yes, usually if she is being stimulated vaginally or have her clit rubbed, she will be more open to it. Going straight there when she's not stimulated elsewhere and has never done it before is baaaaaaad. IMHO.

pornguy 03-09-2007 01:52 PM

You dont. Jusy lube that bad boy up, put her knees over your shoulder, and let her have it.

RawAlex 03-09-2007 01:56 PM

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/video/girlfriend.php

The_Muffler 03-09-2007 02:07 PM

Convince???? WTF!?!?!?!? Just put way too much lube on, fuck her doggy style, and then slip out and "accidentally" put it in her ass.

Either that, or get a new girlfriend!

llporter 03-09-2007 02:08 PM

let her strap one on a fuck you first

KustomKowgurl 03-09-2007 02:13 PM

Seriously. Alcohol. Alcohol then ease into it gradually. But definitely don't forget the alcohol.

JD 03-09-2007 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KustomKowgurl (Post 12047582)
Seriously. Alcohol. Alcohol then ease into it gradually. But definitely don't forget the alcohol.

so.... when are you gunna post that picture I requested at DamageX's board?

jesse_adultdatingdollars 03-09-2007 04:52 PM

Bro your sig is scary


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