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Snake Doctor · 03-02-2007, 09:08 AM

going to have to join the ranks of all the other failed webmasters and become an affiliate rep.

fris · 03-02-2007, 09:10 AM

thought you were a rep for epic cash

Snake Doctor · 03-02-2007, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Fris

thought you were a rep for epic cash

Epic Cash and I parted ways, and I wasn't a rep for them, my job was to develop and market new sites.

BlackCrayon · 03-02-2007, 09:16 AM

high speed + torrent type download sites = not many people paying for porn anymore.

Fat Duck · 03-02-2007, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

Epic Cash and I parted ways, and I wasn't a rep for them, my job was to develop and market new sites.

so what type of sites do you have now?

Snake Doctor · 03-02-2007, 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Duck

so what type of sites do you have now?

I don't have any sites for other people to send traffic to.....yet

Wiredoctor · 03-02-2007, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

Epic Cash and I parted ways, and I wasn't a rep for them, my job was to develop and market new sites.

So what do you do, just make galleries and board whore for webair?

Snake Doctor · 03-02-2007, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiredoctor

So what do you do, just make galleries and board whore for webair?

I love how having someone in your sig automatically makes you a board whore.

What my posts aren't as good now because I advertise a company that I do business with and recommend to colleagues off the boards? I now all of a sudden have some ulterior motive for being here even though I registered this nick back in 2001 and until a few months ago I didn't have a sig at all.

And yeah, I "just make galleries", it's either that or do the fries at Mickey D's, but at least this way I get to look at porn and keep my complexion clear.

JD · 03-02-2007, 10:30 AM

yeah feb SUCKED for me too

bu((aneer · 03-02-2007, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

going to have to join the ranks of all the other failed webmasters and become an affiliate rep.

I think you are fibbing..

I seem to remember you doing a gallery test for quick buck some time back...

I find it hard to believe that you went from being a super gallery pimp, to broke, failed webmaster...

Fat Duck · 03-02-2007, 12:21 PM

so u just make galleries for other people..hosted galleries, etc???? templates?

DaddyHalbucks · 03-02-2007, 12:26 PM

Diversify, diversify, diversify.

Snake Doctor · 03-02-2007, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Duck

so u just make galleries for other people..hosted galleries, etc???? templates?

No I don't make galleries for other people. I make my own galleries and then pay TGP's to send traffic to them.

Dollarmansteve · 03-02-2007, 02:00 PM

there's no money in porn

Snake Doctor · 03-02-2007, 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bu((aneer

I think you are fibbing..

I seem to remember you doing a gallery test for quick buck some time back...

I find it hard to believe that you went from being a super gallery pimp, to broke, failed webmaster...

What because I did a bunch of signups six months ago means I can't have a couple of bad months and be in real trouble?

If you're not at risk of going bankrupt, then you're not pushing your business hard enough.

That being said, this thread was made more to poke fun at affiliate reps than anything else.

I have had a really shitty start to the year though, another month or two of this and I'll be in big trouble for sure.

BVF · 03-02-2007, 02:09 PM

when sales are bad, I admit it but February was nice for me...And March looks promising too

This was both for sponsor sales and my own sales.

shoeaholicanon · 03-02-2007, 02:10 PM

TGIF everyone!!

GoLiaT · 03-02-2007, 02:14 PM

feb wasnt so good for many people i heard
it will pick up for ya soon , dont worry

Sosa · 03-02-2007, 02:25 PM

lol at the people giving Lenny shit. Dude knows his gallery work!

96ukssob · 03-02-2007, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

high speed + torrent type download sites = not many people paying for porn anymore.

damn straight.

tony286 · 03-02-2007, 02:36 PM

i think its the price of gas went up

Tom_PM · 03-02-2007, 02:46 PM

Duuuuuuuude, I became an affiliate rep after being a successful webmaster.

Feb was a good month for me really, in the top 4 of the past 12.

Best of luck on a nice upswing for you too!

DamageX · 03-02-2007, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Duuuuuuuude, I became an affiliate rep after being a successful webmaster.

You must really be an exception though.

Xplicit · 03-02-2007, 04:14 PM

Feb was a great month for me

scottybuzz · 03-02-2007, 04:21 PM

mrs lenny will kick u in gear.

Snake Doctor · 03-02-2007, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by scottybuzz

mrs lenny will kick u in gear.

pffft.

Mrs Lenny will kick me out....if I don't bring home the bacon.

BradM · 03-02-2007, 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

Epic Cash and I parted ways, and I wasn't a rep for them, my job was to develop and market new sites.

Time to start apologizing for your failed marketing plan where you join the ranks of JimTheRetard and just insult people hoping for referrals.

Snake Doctor · 03-02-2007, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradM

Time to start apologizing for your failed marketing plan where you join the ranks of JimTheRetard and just insult people hoping for referrals.

You must have me confused with someone else.

Fabien · 03-02-2007, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamageX

You must really be an exception though.

I love your board by the way (dick sucking here)

Kimmykim · 03-02-2007, 05:23 PM

February had 28 days in it this month. That means that those 3 days missing are pretty much equal to 10% of January being gone. Or March. Or July.

Then you add in all the chargebacks that come in February from tax prep and looking at the holiday bills, it's a bitch.

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 03-02-2007, 05:27 PM

February is never a very good month for anything retail.

DamageX · 03-02-2007, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fabien

I love your board by the way (dick sucking here)

LOL, why dick sucking? I happen to love it too.

heywood · 03-02-2007, 05:54 PM

February is always a slow month. Was for me this month too. Conversions not so hot.

Jmonk · 03-02-2007, 05:56 PM

Feb was a shitty month indeed.. 28 days ok, but conversions went down the toilet too.

This week is another story though - it's already my best one to date. Go figure.

LiveDose · 03-02-2007, 06:00 PM

Dating, live chat, pills... that's what we are starting to really build up. The free porn available is crazy now. What else am I missing?

Some of the solo girls out there are still good to us but it's also a little risky putting too much into one online persona... IMHO

Mrs. Lenny2 · 03-02-2007, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

February had 28 days in it this month. That means that those 3 days missing are pretty much equal to 10% of January being gone. Or March. Or July.

Then you add in all the chargebacks that come in February from tax prep and looking at the holiday bills, it's a bitch.

Long time, no see KimmyKim. How are you?

OG LennyT · 03-02-2007, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

I love how having someone in your sig automatically makes you a board whore.

What my posts aren't as good now because I advertise a company that I do business with and recommend to colleagues off the boards? I now all of a sudden have some ulterior motive for being here even though I registered this nick back in 2001 and until a few months ago I didn't have a sig at all.

And yeah, I "just make galleries", it's either that or do the fries at Mickey D's, but at least this way I get to look at porn and keep my complexion clear.

someone's a little defensive

gangbangjoe · 03-02-2007, 06:05 PM

i often got sucked in february.

Snake Doctor · 03-02-2007, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimmykim

February had 28 days in it this month. That means that those 3 days missing are pretty much equal to 10% of January being gone. Or March. Or July.

Then you add in all the chargebacks that come in February from tax prep and looking at the holiday bills, it's a bitch.

Yeah I accounted for the shorter month in my projections...the productivity from the traffic just wasn't there though.
On one site that I normally make a mint from conversions literally doubled for the month. It was an odd series of events for me the whole month.

Hopefully March gets back to normal.

MandyBlake · 03-02-2007, 07:13 PM

hmm feb was a decent month for me.
who knows.

Wiredoctor · 03-02-2007, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OG LennyT

someone's a little defensive

HAHAHAHAHA, I thought the same thing. Looks like I hit a sensitive nerve and almost made this dude bust a blood vessel, at least I raised his blood pressure, not that I meant to though.

Boss Traffic Jim · 03-02-2007, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sosa

lol at the people giving Lenny shit. Dude knows his gallery work!

Nobody is giving this guy shit? Whether or not he can make a gallery really doesn't really matter much as he is the one admitting that he is broke and on the verge of bankruptcy.

Personally I had a very decent month even though galleries are not my thing as there is little to no money in strictly being a gallery maker. Making the easy big money in galleries is over imho those were the good old days.

Snake Doctor · 03-02-2007, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Afrin

Nobody is giving this guy shit? Whether or not he can make a gallery really doesn't really matter much as he is the one admitting that he is broke and on the verge of bankruptcy.

Personally I had a very decent month even though galleries are not my thing as there is little to no money in strictly being a gallery maker. Making the easy big money in galleries is over imho those were the good old days.

How is it that I write one thing and you read something totally different?

I never said I was broke or on the verge of bankruptcy. I said if I have another couple of months like last month I'll be in trouble.

Like I said earlier, Feb did suck giant donkey balls, but I made this thread mostly to poke fun at affiliate reps.

appleboy · 03-02-2007, 08:03 PM

everyone has ups and downs hang in there , think success!!
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DOCTOR 30 · 03-02-2007, 10:22 PM

You can't fail in this business. It's a no-brainer. Post pics of hotties and make money. It's so easy it's not worth contemplating it.

Antonio · 03-02-2007, 11:01 PM

February was very good for me (knock on wood), March didn't start well but its still way too early....

Barefootsies · 03-02-2007, 11:02 PM

GooSearch · 03-02-2007, 11:08 PM

feb was a bad month where jan was good.. go figure gotta b the short month

camuseeme · 03-02-2007, 11:35 PM

last 2 weeks sucked for me.

Paul Markham · 03-02-2007, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenny2

You must have me confused with someone else.

No he got you spot on the nose. You are basically in a hole created by yourself with the help of others.

You are very fast to jump on me, but I'm proof that what many of you do is easy a 12 year old could do it, excluding the porn part and please do not revert to type and pick up on a reason to flame rather than a reason to think.

This is directed at anyone who thinks it fits. You see a site with a few broken join links and begin to continually bounce a thread with a dirty great big advert for a $5 porn site at the top. Great tinkng or did you want to help me?

You see an article that tells you sponsors have been lying to you for years, "non exclusive content is saturated and the surfer will not join or charge back if we have it" and what do you do? You flame me for telling you I've been telling you this for years. The place non exclusive is saturated is in the affiliates free content area. Saturated because sponsors make is so easy to be an affiliate. The saturation issue applies to exclusive as well, just not as badly if non exclusive is allowed to be given to affiliates.

But all you do is follow the leader like lambs. You support the characters who tell you what to do. I preach, but do you listen?

My joins are running fine.

But are you bright enough to work out why or go sign up? No you listen to all the "Pimpin Guys" telling you how it should be. The guys that put you where you are today.

You don't like my attitude, me personality, my preaching or what ever. Go think hard what difference any of that makes to the surfer you're trying to sell porn to. Then look at my site and tell me what there makes a difference.

And I should be kissing your ass because you might send me a sign up a week, truly you are clueless and the last people I will take advice form on how to run my business is people on their way out of it.

Harsh words, but are any of them TRUE? I'm not a paid consultant so you get it my style not sugar coated.

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