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Old 03-02-2007, 03:24 AM   #1
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Just When I Thought My Writing Ability Was Slipping?

I hit quite a dry-spell with the blogging a few months ago. I am my own harshest critic, but I?ll have to say:

Lately, I?ve been coming back and coming back hard.

Check this shit out:

http://www.xxxjay.com

or

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...ogID=236362629
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Old 03-02-2007, 03:27 AM   #2
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Your latest post needs to have a "do not attempt to comprehend while fucked up" warning
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Old 03-02-2007, 03:36 AM   #3
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Your latest post needs to have a "do not attempt to comprehend while fucked up" warning
The sad thing is there are probably 15 -20 people that at least some of that makes perfect sense to.

Just refer to item #5.
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Old 03-02-2007, 03:39 AM   #4
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Old 03-02-2007, 03:50 AM   #5
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I flow charted it out. You need to invite me to your next party..you sound like fun

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Old 03-02-2007, 04:53 AM   #6
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I flow charted it out. You need to invite me to your next party..you sound like fun

Haha...nice. If you can follow that you probably are a Menza.
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Old 03-02-2007, 05:51 AM   #7
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Haha...nice. If you can follow that you probably are a Menza.
Guy #1 starts getting death threats from the Armenian Mob.

Guy #1 goes on a four day hooker / drug binge, films it, and posts it on the internet.

Guy #7 Myspaces Guy #1 as Girl #2 and tells Guy #1 that He managed the Myspace Page for Girl #2 and They both were laughing at my email.

Guy #2 tells Guy #1 that Guy #6 had a long history of Item #29.

The above is clear, however why does Girl # 2 in item #19 not know guy #3?

This is the clue?

Guy #2 tells Guy #1 that Guy #6 had a long history of Item #29.

Or it is that the postions of # 1 # 3 and item # 19 are bases on girl# 2?

Guy #1 tells Guy #2 that Guy #5 and #6 said it was Guy #7 that spilled the beans to Girl #2 about Item #5.

I am almost here.

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Old 03-02-2007, 06:27 AM   #8
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I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?
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Old 03-02-2007, 07:36 AM   #9
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I got it..that was fun! This is the give away though

Guy #4 tells Guy #1 and #2 that he can send them somewhere better than Place #4.

It's not that hard.

Guy #1 and #2 get to Place #1.

It was really was Guy #6 who just started hooking up with Girl #1.

I just got a RUSH!
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Old 03-02-2007, 07:51 AM   #10
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My head just exploded.
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Old 03-02-2007, 08:11 AM   #11
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My head just exploded.
You don't have to think that deep, it's simple.

Look at item #15 and # 31

Guy #1 and #2 listen to Guy #4 about Place #3.

Guy #1 apologizes to Guys #6 and #7 profusely.

I am confused why you people don't get it
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Old 03-02-2007, 08:18 AM   #12
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I flow charted it out. You need to invite me to your next party..you sound like fun

Thank you
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Old 03-02-2007, 08:37 AM   #13
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I am confused why you people don't get it
I'm blonde, I'm old, and I'm not all that convinced I was even semi-smart to begin with

Thank you for the help
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Old 03-02-2007, 01:41 PM   #14
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It was really was Guy #6 who just started hooking up with Girl #1.

I just got a RUSH!
Yep...that is the long and short of it.
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Old 03-02-2007, 02:31 PM   #15
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guy #10 is like WTF?!?!?
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Old 03-02-2007, 02:35 PM   #16
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This sounds like it will be a fun day when posted

http://www.xxxjay.com/index.php/2007...-all-sponsors/
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Old 03-02-2007, 02:38 PM   #17
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I think the funniest line I've read in a while was in your Cuba blog:

"My name is payment deferred albatross. Would you please direct me to the nearest water buffalo although my hovercraft is infested with eels?"


hahahahaha
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Old 03-02-2007, 02:42 PM   #18
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The answer is C....


the answer is always c.
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Old 03-02-2007, 03:53 PM   #19
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This sounds like it will be a fun day when posted

http://www.xxxjay.com/index.php/2007...-all-sponsors/
Yep, yep...it will be fun.
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