Just When I Thought My Writing Ability Was Slipping?
 

I hit quite a dry-spell with the blogging a few months ago. I am my own harshest critic, but I?ll have to say:

Lately, I?ve been coming back and coming back hard.

Check this shit out:

http://www.xxxjay.com

or

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...ogID=236362629

Your latest post needs to have a "do not attempt to comprehend while fucked up" warning :frenchman

The sad thing is there are probably 15 -20 people that at least some of that makes perfect sense to.

Just refer to item #5.

my head hurts....

I flow charted it out. You need to invite me to your next party..you sound like fun:thumbsup

http://www.machinedesign.com/Content...twork03-04.jpg

Haha...nice. If you can follow that you probably are a Menza.

Guy #1 starts getting death threats from the Armenian Mob.

Guy #1 goes on a four day hooker / drug binge, films it, and posts it on the internet.

Guy #7 Myspaces Guy #1 as Girl #2 and tells Guy #1 that He managed the Myspace Page for Girl #2 and They both were laughing at my email.

Guy #2 tells Guy #1 that Guy #6 had a long history of Item #29.

The above is clear, however why does Girl # 2 in item #19 not know guy #3?

This is the clue?

Guy #2 tells Guy #1 that Guy #6 had a long history of Item #29.

Or it is that the postions of # 1 # 3 and item # 19 are bases on girl# 2?

Guy #1 tells Guy #2 that Guy #5 and #6 said it was Guy #7 that spilled the beans to Girl #2 about Item #5.

I am almost here.

I'm not even trying

I got it..that was fun! This is the give away though:thumbsup

Guy #4 tells Guy #1 and #2 that he can send them somewhere better than Place #4.

It's not that hard.

Guy #1 and #2 get to Place #1.

It was really was Guy #6 who just started hooking up with Girl #1.

I just got a RUSH!

My head just exploded.

You don't have to think that deep, it's simple.

Look at item #15 and # 31

Guy #1 and #2 listen to Guy #4 about Place #3.

Guy #1 apologizes to Guys #6 and #7 profusely.

I am confused why you people don't get it:(

Thank you

I'm blonde, I'm old, and I'm not all that convinced I was even semi-smart to begin with :winkwink:

Thank you for the help :)

Yep...that is the long and short of it.

guy #10 is like WTF?!?!?

This sounds like it will be a fun day when posted :thumbsup

http://www.xxxjay.com/index.php/2007...-all-sponsors/

I think the funniest line I've read in a while was in your Cuba blog:

"My name is payment deferred albatross. Would you please direct me to the nearest water buffalo although my hovercraft is infested with eels?"


hahahahaha

The answer is C....


the answer is always c.

Yep, yep...it will be fun.