Man tries to cash $50K check from God - GoFuckYourself.com

Sarah_Jayne · 03-01-2007, 01:52 AM

Man tries to cash $50K check from God

HOBART, Ind. - Kevin Russell found out it's not easy trying to cash a check from God. The 21-year-old man was arrested Monday after he tried to cash a check for $50,000 at the Chase Bank in Hobart that was signed "King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant," Hobart police Detective Jeff White said.

Russell was charged with one count attempted check fraud and one count intimidation, both felonies, and one count resisting law enforcement, a misdemeanor. He could face prison time.

Police were called to the bank after Russell tried to cash the check, which was written on an invalid Bank One check with no imprint, White said. Russell had several other checks with him that were signed the same way but made out in different dollar amounts, including one for $100,000.

Russell struggled with police as they tried to detain him, White said, and then threatened police as they transported him to the Hobart Police Department.

"I've heard about God giving out eternal life, but this is the first time I've heard of him giving out cash," White said.

No court date has been set for Russell. He was being held Wednesday at the Lake County Jail on a $1,000 bond.

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PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE · 03-01-2007, 01:53 AM

What the hell is wrong with some people? I don't get it.

notabook · 03-01-2007, 01:55 AM

God damn it I was sure it would work!

wyldworx · 03-01-2007, 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

Man tries to cash $50K check from God

HOBART, Ind. - Kevin Russell found out it's not easy trying to cash a check from God. The 21-year-old man was arrested Monday after he tried to cash a check for $50,000 at the Chase Bank in Hobart that was signed "King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant," Hobart police Detective Jeff White said.

Russell was charged with one count attempted check fraud and one count intimidation, both felonies, and one count resisting law enforcement, a misdemeanor. He could face prison time.

Police were called to the bank after Russell tried to cash the check, which was written on an invalid Bank One check with no imprint, White said. Russell had several other checks with him that were signed the same way but made out in different dollar amounts, including one for $100,000.

Russell struggled with police as they tried to detain him, White said, and then threatened police as they transported him to the Hobart Police Department.

"I've heard about God giving out eternal life, but this is the first time I've heard of him giving out cash," White said.

No court date has been set for Russell. He was being held Wednesday at the Lake County Jail on a $1,000 bond.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070301/...terfeiting_god

haha, i shouldn't laugh, but I am married to a Tasmanian, and she will agree that a good percentage of Tasmanians are a paintbrush short of a pre-school in the brains department. I have lived there and it is beautiful to look at, but things like this happen three times a day in Tassie. Pretty sad. No employment, and little incentive.

silly bugga'!

u-Bob · 03-01-2007, 11:20 AM

Wtf???

Big_Red · 03-01-2007, 11:21 AM

Thats chump change for God.

96ukssob · 03-01-2007, 11:23 AM

what a moron. I rememeber hearing about some dumb woman trying to cash a $1,000,000 bill at walmart. wtf is wrong with people?

ssp · 03-01-2007, 11:30 AM

this guy needs to get his facts straight, everybody knows god only does wire transfers nowadays

gimo33 · 03-01-2007, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ssp

this guy needs to get his facts straight, everybody knows god only does wire transfers nowadays

what?! he doesn't use epass?!....

Sarah_Jayne · 03-01-2007, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by gimo33

what?! he doesn't use epass?!....

only if it is an epass to paypal transfer

Nysus · 03-01-2007, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE

What the hell is wrong with some people? I don't get it.

LOL.....

cool1 · 03-01-2007, 12:37 PM

I guess my $75K one is no good then

Drake · 03-01-2007, 12:41 PM

Love thy Lord's wallet

Drake · 03-01-2007, 12:43 PM

God is our pimp and we're all His bitches

gecko · 03-01-2007, 12:44 PM

bahahahaha

LustyBucks · 03-01-2007, 12:50 PM

strange people in a strange world

yys · 03-01-2007, 01:17 PM

Maybe the guy recently purchased The Secret. You know positive thinking and all that.

germ · 03-01-2007, 01:52 PM

God gives me cash in an envelope. Who takes checks these days?

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