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Sarah_Jayne 03-01-2007 01:52 AM

Man tries to cash $50K check from God
 
Man tries to cash $50K check from God

HOBART, Ind. - Kevin Russell found out it's not easy trying to cash a check from God. The 21-year-old man was arrested Monday after he tried to cash a check for $50,000 at the Chase Bank in Hobart that was signed "King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant," Hobart police Detective Jeff White said.

Russell was charged with one count attempted check fraud and one count intimidation, both felonies, and one count resisting law enforcement, a misdemeanor. He could face prison time.

Police were called to the bank after Russell tried to cash the check, which was written on an invalid Bank One check with no imprint, White said. Russell had several other checks with him that were signed the same way but made out in different dollar amounts, including one for $100,000.

Russell struggled with police as they tried to detain him, White said, and then threatened police as they transported him to the Hobart Police Department.

"I've heard about God giving out eternal life, but this is the first time I've heard of him giving out cash," White said.

No court date has been set for Russell. He was being held Wednesday at the Lake County Jail on a $1,000 bond.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070301/...terfeiting_god

PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE 03-01-2007 01:53 AM

What the hell is wrong with some people? I don't get it.

notabook 03-01-2007 01:55 AM

God damn it I was sure it would work!

wyldworx 03-01-2007 02:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc (Post 11991971)
Man tries to cash $50K check from God

HOBART, Ind. - Kevin Russell found out it's not easy trying to cash a check from God. The 21-year-old man was arrested Monday after he tried to cash a check for $50,000 at the Chase Bank in Hobart that was signed "King Savior, King of Kings, Lord of Lords, Servant," Hobart police Detective Jeff White said.

Russell was charged with one count attempted check fraud and one count intimidation, both felonies, and one count resisting law enforcement, a misdemeanor. He could face prison time.

Police were called to the bank after Russell tried to cash the check, which was written on an invalid Bank One check with no imprint, White said. Russell had several other checks with him that were signed the same way but made out in different dollar amounts, including one for $100,000.

Russell struggled with police as they tried to detain him, White said, and then threatened police as they transported him to the Hobart Police Department.

"I've heard about God giving out eternal life, but this is the first time I've heard of him giving out cash," White said.

No court date has been set for Russell. He was being held Wednesday at the Lake County Jail on a $1,000 bond.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070301/...terfeiting_god

haha, i shouldn't laugh, but I am married to a Tasmanian, and she will agree that a good percentage of Tasmanians are a paintbrush short of a pre-school in the brains department. I have lived there and it is beautiful to look at, but things like this happen three times a day in Tassie. Pretty sad. No employment, and little incentive.


silly bugga'!:(

u-Bob 03-01-2007 11:20 AM

Wtf??? :)

Big_Red 03-01-2007 11:21 AM

Thats chump change for God.

96ukssob 03-01-2007 11:23 AM

what a moron. I rememeber hearing about some dumb woman trying to cash a $1,000,000 bill at walmart. wtf is wrong with people?

ssp 03-01-2007 11:30 AM

this guy needs to get his facts straight, everybody knows god only does wire transfers nowadays

gimo33 03-01-2007 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ssp (Post 11994009)
this guy needs to get his facts straight, everybody knows god only does wire transfers nowadays

what?! he doesn't use epass?!....

Sarah_Jayne 03-01-2007 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gimo33 (Post 11994041)
what?! he doesn't use epass?!....

only if it is an epass to paypal transfer

Nysus 03-01-2007 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PHP-CODER-FOR-HIRE (Post 11991977)
What the hell is wrong with some people? I don't get it.

LOL.....

cool1 03-01-2007 12:37 PM

I guess my $75K one is no good then :(

Drake 03-01-2007 12:41 PM

Love thy Lord's wallet

Drake 03-01-2007 12:43 PM

God is our pimp and we're all His bitches

gecko 03-01-2007 12:44 PM

bahahahaha

LustyBucks 03-01-2007 12:50 PM

strange people in a strange world

yys 03-01-2007 01:17 PM

Maybe the guy recently purchased The Secret. You know positive thinking and all that.

germ 03-01-2007 01:52 PM

God gives me cash in an envelope. Who takes checks these days?


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