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spacedog · 02-26-2007, 05:17 AM

Optimize your sites for MSN & fuck google!!

Do it now & thank me later.. Forget about google & start focusing on MSN right fucking now!!!!! Just fucking do it!

scouser · 02-26-2007, 05:20 AM

optimising for msn is a piece of piss... ;) ;) ;)

ffmihai · 02-26-2007, 05:21 AM

isnt it live.com now?

spacedog · 02-26-2007, 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by deadmoon

optimising for msn is a piece of piss... ;) ;) ;)

Guess you're gonna miss the train.. too bad for you

themonk · 02-26-2007, 05:21 AM

and why is that>?

spacedog · 02-26-2007, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ffmihai

isnt it live.com now?

Which is MSN, yes...

With Vista being standard browser on all new PCs, MSN will have bigger share of the search market than google.. Trends show live.com / MSN search volumes are on the rise while google is on the decline.

macker · 02-26-2007, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

Trends show live.com / MSN search volumes are on the rise while google is on the decline.

You have a link?

lakroze · 02-26-2007, 05:43 AM

ok, but its much easier for me to optimize for google than for msn, (I know some tricks works with google and not with msn) do you have some article about msn optimizations?

spacedog · 02-26-2007, 05:48 AM

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Originally Posted by lakroze

ok, but its much easier for me to optimize for google than for msn, (I know some tricks works with google and not with msn) do you have some article about msn optimizations?

I don't have one that explains how to optimize for live.com, but did get an article in my email from an SEO news service that detailed how live.com will be cornering a larger share of search volumes due to the fact that VISTA's built in windows live search feature uses live.com & all the new PCs have VISTA.

Barefootsies · 02-26-2007, 06:10 AM

Already did, and it's paying off.

Jace · 02-26-2007, 06:11 AM

yes, everyone stop listing their sites in google, in fact, use a robots.txt file to tell google to fuck off

do it now!

fris · 02-26-2007, 06:14 AM

msn sucks moose cocks

Stephen McTowelie · 02-26-2007, 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace

yes, everyone stop listing their sites in google, in fact, use a robots.txt file to tell google to fuck off

do it now!

Hmmm sounds like a good idea

People will never figure out how to change a homepage !
Even 60% of microsoft employees use google over msn/live you really think vista we currently have a better ranking on msn than google anyway !
Its always a good idea to be on as many search engines as poss anyway !

Jakke PNG · 02-26-2007, 06:45 AM

I'd like to know what you change on your pages to target msn instead of google? You have some insight into their spidering algorithms so you know which SE you target?

I know absolutely fucking nothing about SE optimization, but I can't imagine you being able to decide which SE's you want your results to be in. Metatags like "I like bill gates, screw googlebot", "66.249.66.176 sucks!", or what?

FlowerKid · 02-26-2007, 06:45 AM

I think Google and Microsoft have to optimize their bots for crawling the internet. I have better things to do as setting up sitemaps and such things for them.

Galina Los · 02-26-2007, 07:37 AM

can you share this link from SEO news here pls...I wanna try this stuff too. think that it has a big future.

Dirty F · 02-26-2007, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

Guess you're gonna miss the train.. too bad for you

Youve been missing every train for the last 6 years. Any noob who came online last month already knows more about the net and makes more than you. You are not exactly in a position to give people advice as from all people you need it most.

Dirty F · 02-26-2007, 07:40 AM

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Originally Posted by TeenGodFather

I'd like to know what you change on your pages to target msn instead of google? You have some insight into their spidering algorithms so you know which SE you target?

I know absolutely fucking nothing about SE optimization, but I can't imagine you being able to decide which SE's you want your results to be in. Metatags like "I like bill gates, screw googlebot", "66.249.66.176 sucks!", or what?

Uh hello, you are asking Spacedog

That guy has an IQ of a 16 year mentally handicapped girl.

Klen · 02-26-2007, 08:04 AM

There are no special optimizing.Every seo optimizing will effect you position at all search engines.

Babaganoosh · 02-26-2007, 08:04 AM

You newbies had better pay attention. When Spacedog talks, the industry listens.

Dirty F · 02-26-2007, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

You newbies had better pay attention. When Spacedog talks, the industry listens.

pocketkangaroo · 02-26-2007, 08:30 AM

Come on, MSN might pick up a couple percentage points in market share, but nothing that will blow you away. Google is still the search engine of choice by everyone. People have been navigating to them by years, installing their toolbar, etc. They also have a lot of deals in place with computer retailers like Dell to have their search load up on the homepage.

The search industry isn't going to change because a new OS decides to put a little search box on the desktop.

Dirty F · 02-26-2007, 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Come on, MSN might pick up a couple percentage points in market share, but nothing that will blow you away. Google is still the search engine of choice by everyone. People have been navigating to them by years, installing their toolbar, etc. They also have a lot of deals in place with computer retailers like Dell to have their search load up on the homepage.

The search industry isn't going to change because a new OS decides to put a little search box on the desktop.

But...but...you mean Spacedog could be wrong???

Adultnet · 02-26-2007, 08:48 AM

well its a good idea..

NoWhErE · 02-26-2007, 08:54 AM

Logically he had a good point. He just forgot that msn was always the first homepage to pop up on a clean install of windows and that people always took the time to change it to google.

Why would it be any different with Vista? I dunno

Jakke PNG · 02-26-2007, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by NoWhErE

Why would it be any different with Vista? I dunno

Because live is a carbon copy of google and people just might stick with it?

Jace · 02-26-2007, 09:03 AM

spacedog is an idiot

thread closed

Andiz · 02-26-2007, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace

spacedog is an idiot

thread closed

He said it

pornguy · 02-26-2007, 09:10 AM

I have a site that gets 10 times the MSN/LIVE searches than it does google, and it does better thany my google sites.

MSN/LIVE = easier to do, and money to.

spacedog · 02-26-2007, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by pocketkangaroo

Come on, MSN might pick up a couple percentage points in market share, but nothing that will blow you away. Google is still the search engine of choice by everyone. People have been navigating to them by years, installing their toolbar, etc. They also have a lot of deals in place with computer retailers like Dell to have their search load up on the homepage.

The search industry isn't going to change because a new OS decides to put a little search box on the desktop.

Well, true that people aren't going to see astronomical changes in search volume, but from where I'm looking at this, those people searching via msn or live.com are potentially NEW users that are not savvy in finding free porn, thus increasing your sales potential.

When you think about it.. take Joe Schmoe who's been around for awhile.. say he get's a new PC because he needs one, but he's not going to change his habits, he'll keep using google, maybe even opt to downgrade to IE because maybe he don't like VISTA.. ok..

Next we have Joe Blow.. he's a newb.. got himself a new pc.. learns to use VISTA.. uses the built in search.. finds some porn.. he don't know how to get it free.. he becomes a member,,

Oh & btw Dutch Twink Franck.. you know jack

Keep running your mouth twinkie because that's all you are, is a mouthy troll

spacedog · 02-26-2007, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace

spacedog is an idiot

thread closed

Go spin your fucking records douchebag & suck Franck's cock as usual...

czarina · 02-26-2007, 09:14 AM

actually, MSN is pretty easy going nowadays. they have been giving me a loooooot of love lately

bobby666 · 02-26-2007, 09:15 AM

not sure yet, i'll wait

OzMan · 02-26-2007, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

Guess you're gonna miss the train.. too bad for you

If you had searched MSN for non US colloquialisms, you would have known that "piece of piss" means easy

spacedog · 02-26-2007, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by OzMan

If you had searched MSN for non US colloquialisms, you would have known that "piece of piss" means easy

Nice

I didn't know that.. my bad & thanks for clearing that up for me..

I'll have to remember that line.. I guess it's kind of like one of those things, like when a brit says to an american "scatch a fag".

Quick Buck · 02-26-2007, 01:14 PM

kinda cool though looking at alexa:

i'd be happy to see google dethroned.... more competion means everybody has to work harder and be more innovative

SpacedDog · 02-26-2007, 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

take Joe Schmoe who's been around for awhile.. say he get's a new PC because he needs one, but he's not going to change his habits, he'll keep using google, maybe even opt to downgrade to IE because maybe he don't like VISTA.. ok..

Browsers and operating systems are two different things moron. Isn't Burger King hiring where you are? Or pizza delivery? Wait, scartch pizza dleivery. That would entail you being on the road which would in turn endanger the lives of many innocent people.

Why don't you take a wack at filling out online surveys. Better yet, get a free email account and try your hand at sweepstakes.

spacedog · 02-26-2007, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by SpacedDog

Browsers and operating systems are two different things moron. Isn't Burger King hiring where you are? Or pizza delivery? Wait, scartch pizza dleivery. That would entail you being on the road which would in turn endanger the lives of many innocent people.

Why don't you take a wack at filling out online surveys. Better yet, get a free email account and try your hand at sweepstakes.

Fuck off douchebag.. you're too much of a pussy to post under your real nic.
learn how to spell while you're at it too you illiterate fuck.

Whoopdefuckingdoo.. I mistakenly typed IE instead of windows XP you asshat.

At any rate, I am right, so again, fuck off loser.

pound · 02-26-2007, 01:45 PM

It's been said in Mainstream that MSN traffic might come slower but converts better. I suppose the theory behind it is Google surfers are smarter than MSN surfers (who are usually new to PC's/the Internet.. who else would use MSN? their index is shit) who are therefore more likely to click ads, sign-up for stuff without researching and pay over the odds on products/membership as they don't know where else to look.

XPays · 02-26-2007, 01:48 PM

we capture domains all the time with 2000+ active links in msn and the traffic is a trickle... all traffic is welcomed though however.

SpacedDog · 02-26-2007, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

Fuck off douchebag.. you're too much of a pussy to post under your real nic.
learn how to spell while you're at it too you illiterate fuck.

Whoopdefuckingdoo.. I mistakenly typed IE instead of windows XP you asshat.

At any rate, I am right, so again, fuck off loser.

No, you are fucking wrong as you always are. You are the equivalent of a rotten grapefruit sitting curbside in the afternoon summer sun. You have no purpose here. You ATTEMPT to feed off of other's knowledge but that can be quite hard when you have the mental capacity of of moss covered rock.

You have tried and failed, tried and failed, again and again. It's time to move on buddy. This is not your game. Sit back take a deep breath and repeat these letters after me

B - U - R - G - E - R K - I - N - G!

spacedog · 02-26-2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by SpacedDog

No, you are fucking wrong as you always are. You are the equivalent of a rotten grapefruit sitting curbside in the afternoon summer sun. You have no purpose here. You ATTEMPT to feed off of other's knowledge but that can be quite hard when you have the mental capacity of of moss covered rock.

You have tried and failed, tried and failed, again and again. It's time to move on buddy. This is not your game. Sit back take a deep breath and repeat these letters after me

B - U - R - G - E - R K - I - N - G!

You really are illiterate.. Look at the replies backing my claims moron.. How am I wrong?

Failed? LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I think not douchebag..

SpacedDog · 02-26-2007, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spacedog

You really are illiterate.. Look at the replies backing my claims moron.. How am I wrong?

Failed? LOL!!!!!!!!!!! I think not douchebag..

Illiterate?

Best you got fat man? You will end of killing yourself cooking a Pop Tart some day and we will all laugh our asses off.

TheJimmy · 02-26-2007, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by XPays

...active links in msn and the traffic is a trickle... all traffic is welcomed though however.

agreed...

however, unless Google gets moving on backing an alternate OS....MS will always be in the position to take a large chunk of that market for obvious reasons...actually surprised MS has taken so long in capturing a larger chunk of the search market...

tranza · 02-26-2007, 02:07 PM

ALL Internet Explorers 7.0 here in Brazil come with a Live.com tool bar now.

There's no doubt there are going to get a huge share of the Search Engine market.

Dirty F · 02-26-2007, 02:09 PM

Spacedog, this industry isnt for you. You should know that now after all these years and retarded thread after retarded thread. Everybody who has seen your posts can tell you that. You arent a bad person you just are very, very simple. Hey, nothing wrong with that but just accept it and find some easy 9-5 job somewhere instead of wasting your and our time on this board.

spacedog · 02-26-2007, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

Spacedog, this industry isnt for you. You should know that now after all these years and retarded thread after retarded thread. Everybody who has seen your posts can tell you that. You arent a bad person you just are very, very simple. Hey, nothing wrong with that but just accept it and find some easy 9-5 job somewhere instead of wasting your and our time on this board.

Go suck Jace's cock twinkie

LOL.. Looks like you're the idiot, because I am 100% right & you fucking hate that..

You're nothing but a troll, a trash talking twink with a big mouth who lives for nothing but trashing people & trolling..

You're nothing to me but a piece of shit that needs to be flushed down the toilet. Your opinion means jack diddly fucking sqaut to me & I am going NOWHERE!

On another note you fucking twink, seems to me that I'm doing much better than you

Dirty F · 02-26-2007, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by spacedog

On another note you fucking twink, seems to me that I'm doing much better than you

With what? Posting idiotic self ownage threads on gfy all the time?

Dude, you should print your threads and sell them as a book. It would be a comedy best seller

Just the thread where you "owned" an icq bot alone would be enough to sell the book.

Fucking simpleton

spacedog · 02-26-2007, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Franck

With what? Posting idiotic self ownage threads on gfy all the time?

Dude, you should print your threads and sell them as a book. It would be a comedy best seller

Just the thread where you "owned" an icq bot alone would be enough to sell the book.

Fucking simpleton

WHOOPDEFUCKINGDOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I chatted with a fucking bot 7 years ago, WHOOPDEFUCKINGDOO!!!!!!!!!!

anyway, shouldn't you be shooting another bag into your arm before heading to the redlight district to suck some cock?

Angelo22 · 02-26-2007, 02:47 PM

But with all the people who are still using old versions, google will keep on being used, not to mention that not many will want vista seeing the mysterious rumors about it being uber-anti-piraty

02-26-2007, 05:17 AM	#1
spacedog Yes that IS me. Bitch. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 14,149	SCREW GOOGLE! Optimize your sites for MSN! Optimize your sites for MSN & fuck google!! Do it now & thank me later.. Forget about google & start focusing on MSN right fucking now!!!!! Just fucking do it!

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02-26-2007, 06:45 AM	#14
Jakke PNG ex-TeenGodFather Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Suomi Finland Perkele Posts: 20,306	I'd like to know what you change on your pages to target msn instead of google? You have some insight into their spidering algorithms so you know which SE you target? I know absolutely fucking nothing about SE optimization, but I can't imagine you being able to decide which SE's you want your results to be in. Metatags like "I like bill gates, screw googlebot", "66.249.66.176 sucks!", or what? __________________ ..and I'm off.

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02-26-2007, 08:30 AM	#22
pocketkangaroo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 8,452	Come on, MSN might pick up a couple percentage points in market share, but nothing that will blow you away. Google is still the search engine of choice by everyone. People have been navigating to them by years, installing their toolbar, etc. They also have a lot of deals in place with computer retailers like Dell to have their search load up on the homepage. The search industry isn't going to change because a new OS decides to put a little search box on the desktop.

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02-26-2007, 09:03 AM	#27
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pound Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 116	It's been said in Mainstream that MSN traffic might come slower but converts better. I suppose the theory behind it is Google surfers are smarter than MSN surfers (who are usually new to PC's/the Internet.. who else would use MSN? their index is shit) who are therefore more likely to click ads, sign-up for stuff without researching and pay over the odds on products/membership as they don't know where else to look.

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02-26-2007, 02:09 PM	#46
Dirty F Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 59,204	Spacedog, this industry isnt for you. You should know that now after all these years and retarded thread after retarded thread. Everybody who has seen your posts can tell you that. You arent a bad person you just are very, very simple. Hey, nothing wrong with that but just accept it and find some easy 9-5 job somewhere instead of wasting your and our time on this board.

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