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Old 08-06-2002, 12:15 AM   #1
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I'll get screwed...

....literally. Tomorrow at this time, I'll be sitting at the surgeant, getting a 1" titanium screw screwed in my jaw.


Fun times.
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:16 AM   #2
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rather be bitten by the pede?
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:18 AM   #3
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rather be bitten by the pede?

prefer that anytime.
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:18 AM   #4
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....literally. Tomorrow at this time, I'll be sitting at the surgeant, getting a 1" titanium screw screwed in my jaw.


Fun times.
<br><br> thats terrible you nice person. you should take much morphine, then you will feel much better nice person.
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:18 AM   #5
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RELEASE THE PEDE!!!
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:21 AM   #6
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:22 AM   #7
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My cock was bigger than he thought.

I hope i didnt leave stretch marks!
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:23 AM   #8
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I am really looking forward to it ... doc said it'll take about an hour... and hour of drilling, cutting, bleeding, sweating...


hopefully my jaw won't break in half. that'd suck...
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:24 AM   #9
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My cock was bigger than he thought.

I hope i didnt leave stretch marks!

Actually your "huge" cock only managed to bust one of my teeth. Just to give ya'll a picture ....
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hopefully my jaw won't break in half. that'd suck...
that'd be cool!

take pics man.....
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what happened to have to get a screw in your jaw?
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:27 AM   #12
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that'd be cool!

take pics man.....

suuuure, I'll be so tranquilized that I won't even know my last name ...
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:28 AM   #13
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Equinox: word of warning. Make sure that the surgeon specifies that it is SOLID titanium. If he uses plated (like some do) it will destroy every tooth in your face rather quickly. Thats from experience.
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:29 AM   #14
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suuuure, I'll be so tranquilized that I won't even know my last name ...
so, then.... if I slip a photographer in there to take pics of your broken jaw, you won't mind (or even know) when we take pics of the doc lubing you up and using dental instruments on your anus?
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:30 AM   #15
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what happened to have to get a screw in your jaw?

Long story short: Me, 6 years old, plays tennis, gets a raquet in the face, tooth breaks. Gets a crown, after 3 and 8 years gets resections done (gum cut open, root canal, etc.), last year I got the third root infection at the remains of the busted tooth. Doc says: fuckit, it needs to go. So they pulled it out, ever since I have a plastic fake tooth with braces hooked in my lower jaw. In order to get rid of it, I want an implant done ($2000) and therefore I need a tit. screw.
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:32 AM   #16
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Equinox: word of warning. Make sure that the surgeon specifies that it is SOLID titanium. If he uses plated (like some do) it will destroy every tooth in your face rather quickly. Thats from experience.
No worries, it's good (and expensive) shit they're gonna be using. I wanted Plat'num, but Doc said no to Bling Bling. Maybe I could get the actual tooth in Platinum though
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Old 08-06-2002, 12:36 AM   #17
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so, then.... if I slip a photographer in there to take pics of your broken jaw, you won't mind (or even know) when we take pics of the doc lubing you up and using dental instruments on your anus?

As long as the nurse has big tits and a lose puss I won't care. Nobody will be able to sue me for sexual abuse then cuz I'll be highly intoxicated
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