I'll get screwed...
 

....literally. Tomorrow at this time, I'll be sitting at the surgeant, getting a 1" titanium screw screwed in my jaw.


Fun times. :Oh crap

rather be bitten by the pede?

prefer that anytime. :throwup

<br><br> thats terrible you nice person. you should take much morphine, then you will feel much better nice person.:)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

My cock was bigger than he thought.

I hope i didnt leave stretch marks!

I am really looking forward to it ... doc said it'll take about an hour... and hour of drilling, cutting, bleeding, sweating...


hopefully my jaw won't break in half. that'd suck...

Actually your "huge" cock only managed to bust one of my teeth. Just to give ya'll a picture ....

that'd be cool!

take pics man.....

what happened to have to get a screw in your jaw?

suuuure, I'll be so tranquilized that I won't even know my last name ...

Equinox: word of warning. Make sure that the surgeon specifies that it is SOLID titanium. If he uses plated (like some do) it will destroy every tooth in your face rather quickly. Thats from experience.

so, then.... if I slip a photographer in there to take pics of your broken jaw, you won't mind (or even know) when we take pics of the doc lubing you up and using dental instruments on your anus?

Long story short: Me, 6 years old, plays tennis, gets a raquet in the face, tooth breaks. Gets a crown, after 3 and 8 years gets resections done (gum cut open, root canal, etc.), last year I got the third root infection at the remains of the busted tooth. Doc says: fuckit, it needs to go. So they pulled it out, ever since I have a plastic fake tooth with braces hooked in my lower jaw. In order to get rid of it, I want an implant done ($2000) and therefore I need a tit. screw.

No worries, it's good (and expensive) shit they're gonna be using. I wanted Plat'num, but Doc said no to Bling Bling. Maybe I could get the actual tooth in Platinum though :thumbsup

As long as the nurse has big tits and a lose puss I won't care. Nobody will be able to sue me for sexual abuse then cuz I'll be highly intoxicated :Graucho