Ear Wax Candles....anyone Ever Try... - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

ztik · 02-22-2007, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by LilBro

alright, i spoke to my brothers friend who use to do this, and said that 1 night he put the candle in a water bottle and let it burn and sure enough there was WAX inside the candle when he unrolled it...it was inside a water bottle....

has anyone else done this test???

if you do not have an ear infection and go to the doctor, they will clean out your ears? and it feels that much better?????

Why would you even need to test it? I don't get how people fall for this crap

02-22-2007, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by ztik

Why would you even need to test it? I don't get how people fall for this crap

i just found out about this ear wax candle stuff......i was sold on it from the woman at the spa.....but i wasnt going to let her do it to me tonight....i had to research it cuz its my ears....

MikeVega · 02-22-2007, 09:48 PM

I don't really buy into shit like that but my wife does use them and loves them .. they do appear to fill with wax so I'd have to say they work. give them a try .. it can't hurt

gecko · 02-22-2007, 09:58 PM

heard about it, I don't think I wanna try it

Jace · 02-22-2007, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega

I don't really buy into shit like that but my wife does use them and loves them .. they do appear to fill with wax so I'd have to say they work. give them a try .. it can't hurt

yeah, unless you try it personally there is no way to describe it

the wax that comes out of the end of the tube is NOT the wax from the candle itself, no one is that stupid to mix the two up

one is paraffin, the other is nasty stinky goop.....you have to be an idiot to think the paraffin turns orangish brown and starts stinking...LOL

Jace · 02-22-2007, 10:07 PM

another thing I always notice is the amount of yeast that sucks into the tube too, sometimes there is more yeast than wax

but of course, according to the doubters in the thread, the yeast just happened to be in the wax of the ear candle and gets dislodged when burning so that it looks like ear yeast....LOL...oh wait, maybe it is ashes!! hahaha

ztik · 02-22-2007, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MikeVega

I don't really buy into shit like that but my wife does use them and loves them .. they do appear to fill with wax so I'd have to say they work. give them a try .. it can't hurt

Actualy, it can hurt. Wax can drip into your ear and damage the insides

uno · 02-22-2007, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

have you ever seen it?

the amount of yeast and wax that comes out of the tube is incredible

I don't think neon green wax is part of the tan candle wax the tube is dipped in

I'm definitely going to check out your ears.

uno · 02-22-2007, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Jace

yeah, LOL, right

I forgot to do it for 4-5 months a while back, I got an ear infection that sealed my left ear shut, the wax was literally draining out of my ear like water every 5-10 minutes

after the infection went away I took the time to candle, I could hear 10x better and it filled up 1.5 inches of the candle tip with wax

I usually have ear infections every 3-4 months if I don't take care of my ears, haven't had a serious one in almost 2 years because of candling

btw, I also have perforated ear drums in both ears

OK, I know i was joking before, but now i'm totally serious.

Jace · 02-22-2007, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by uno

OK, I know i was joking before, but now i'm totally serious.

haha, man, get me on a hot summer day....LOL, i can shake my head and wax will start running out...hahahaha

in fact, my wife and I were just makin out and she went to kiss my ear and back up real quick and was like "EEEEEWWWW, it smells!"

haha, i guess the wax is building up again

uno · 02-23-2007, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Jace

haha, man, get me on a hot summer day....LOL, i can shake my head and wax will start running out...hahahaha

in fact, my wife and I were just makin out and she went to kiss my ear and back up real quick and was like "EEEEEWWWW, it smells!"

haha, i guess the wax is building up again

Tell Tab I'm sorry.

JD · 02-23-2007, 12:25 AM

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Originally Posted by notabook

You are so fucking lucky that the moth didn’t crawl in further. My father once had a beetle land in his ear. It crawled in further and started to rub up against his eardrum. Needless to say he started acting like a complete madman, I thought he was having a heart attack. He started slamming his head against the walls, punching the side of his head with his own fist. This is the kind of person that got his teeth pulled without any anesthetic, the kind of person who got shot in the knee and went to work the next day. The kind of person that drank hot coffee straight from the fucking coffee maker. My brother drove him to the hospital and they pulled out the bug, it made a huge ‘PLOP’ sound. It was amazing that a little beetle was able to cause so much pain.

when I was 13-14 I picked up a half rotten plum and smacked the shit out of it with a bat. Immediately after hitting I noticed I had fucking fire ants all over my head and chest. Next thing I knew I heard a nice little drum solo as a few of the little fuckers made it into my ear and were running around. NOT fucking cool...

Jace · 02-23-2007, 12:31 AM

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Originally Posted by SPeRMiNaToR

when I was 13-14 I picked up a half rotten plum and smacked the shit out of it with a bat. Immediately after hitting I noticed I had fucking fire ants all over my head and chest. Next thing I knew I heard a nice little drum solo as a few of the little fuckers made it into my ear and were running around. NOT fucking cool...

holy fucking shit man, how the fuck did you get them out?

I would have lost it, I HATE ANTS

donkevlar · 02-23-2007, 12:31 AM

Don't listen to the candling hippies... ear wax softener (carbamide peroxide) or oil.. leave that shit in for a few hours. Little turkey baster looking syringe. Warm Water.

POW, ear wax out.

Virago · 02-23-2007, 12:50 AM

I just keep one of those "snot sucker" things in the shower, and fill the sucker up a couple times once a week and blast a jet of water in each of my ears.

Cleans the shit out totally.

Virago · 02-23-2007, 12:51 AM

It's basically the same thing my doc did once when I was a kid to dislodge a block of hardened wax

paymeback · 02-23-2007, 12:51 AM

I had the syringe and warm water last month from doctors after a infection, felt so much better and all the problems i had went away.

Marleys88 · 02-23-2007, 01:01 AM

damn thats a pretty sick ass problem to have lol

SmokeyTheBear · 02-23-2007, 01:04 AM

hehe this thread is perfect for me.. I think i will be the most experienced person to answer this question..

I have tried every single method mentioned in this thread..

I burst both ear drums during a scuba diving accident when i was young. Causing years of infections and deafness.

Infact i bet most people dont even know smokey is deaf

Well deaf is pushing it , i'm hard of hearing, really hard. I dont wear a hearing aid as my hearing dropped off at a faily slow rate as i learned to lip read.

Ok so i should start off with the most mentioned method ear wax candles..

If you haven't tried them stop telling people they dont work.. they DO work.. but theres a big BUT.. as mentioned they CAN cause more damage than they help

As jace mentioned , theres no mistaking ear wax for candle wax , candle wax is generally the same color as the candle and doesnt stink. Ear wax smells and is often discoloured.

But as far as results, ear wax is on the bottom of the list..

I will mention some general rules..

ever hear the saying " never stick anything smaller than your finger in your ear"

Thats prob your safest best.. not even q-tips, they arent to enter the ear canal they are for swabbing your ear not the canal.

If you want your ears cleaned go to a doctor have them cleaned , if you have frequent ear wax you have a problem make the doctor look into it..

02-22-2007, 09:48 PM	#53
MikeVega Porntrepreneur Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York Posts: 12,788	I don't really buy into shit like that but my wife does use them and loves them .. they do appear to fill with wax so I'd have to say they work. give them a try .. it can't hurt __________________ Mike Vega-ICQ:253868499-AIM:mikeydicevega

02-22-2007, 09:58 PM	#54
gecko ****** Join Date: Jun 2002 Posts: 21,846	heard about it, I don't think I wanna try it __________________ [email protected]

02-23-2007, 12:31 AM	#64
donkevlar Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 4,325	Don't listen to the candling hippies... ear wax softener (carbamide peroxide) or oil.. leave that shit in for a few hours. Little turkey baster looking syringe. Warm Water. POW, ear wax out. __________________ [email protected]

02-23-2007, 12:51 AM	#67
paymeback Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 1,478	I had the syringe and warm water last month from doctors after a infection, felt so much better and all the problems i had went away. __________________ ICQ:36-43-49-11

02-23-2007, 01:04 AM	#69
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	hehe this thread is perfect for me.. I think i will be the most experienced person to answer this question.. I have tried every single method mentioned in this thread.. I burst both ear drums during a scuba diving accident when i was young. Causing years of infections and deafness. Infact i bet most people dont even know smokey is deaf Well deaf is pushing it , i'm hard of hearing, really hard. I dont wear a hearing aid as my hearing dropped off at a faily slow rate as i learned to lip read. Ok so i should start off with the most mentioned method ear wax candles.. If you haven't tried them stop telling people they dont work.. they DO work.. but theres a big BUT.. as mentioned they CAN cause more damage than they help As jace mentioned , theres no mistaking ear wax for candle wax , candle wax is generally the same color as the candle and doesnt stink. Ear wax smells and is often discoloured. But as far as results, ear wax is on the bottom of the list.. I will mention some general rules.. ever hear the saying " never stick anything smaller than your finger in your ear" Thats prob your safest best.. not even q-tips, they arent to enter the ear canal they are for swabbing your ear not the canal. If you want your ears cleaned go to a doctor have them cleaned , if you have frequent ear wax you have a problem make the doctor look into it.. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

02-22-2007, 10:07 PM	#56
Jace FBOP Class Of 2013 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: bumfuck, ky Posts: 35,562	another thing I always notice is the amount of yeast that sucks into the tube too, sometimes there is more yeast than wax but of course, according to the doubters in the thread, the yeast just happened to be in the wax of the ear candle and gets dislodged when burning so that it looks like ear yeast....LOL...oh wait, maybe it is ashes!! hahaha

02-23-2007, 12:50 AM	#65
Virago Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 111	I just keep one of those "snot sucker" things in the shower, and fill the sucker up a couple times once a week and blast a jet of water in each of my ears. Cleans the shit out totally.

02-23-2007, 01:01 AM	#68
Marleys88 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 153	damn thats a pretty sick ass problem to have lol