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boneprone · 08-04-2002, 03:32 PM

It seems the Lightspeed Cash "Deep Cleansing FACIALS" are all booked up for the show next week! (as you know lightspeed has booked the entire spa for interntext!) Those went real fast! There are still some manicure and pedicures avaiilble, but facials are all booked up!

What to do now you ask?

For all you ladies who were looking forward to a "deep cleansing facial" (and some of you men) who have yet to book a reservation, well its too late! All booked up! But there is hope!

Not to be outdone by the lightspeed crew, the boneprone family will be accommodating those craving a facial.

The family will be in full force to take anyone at the show aside and blow a load on thier face BP4L style to any of those intrested.

Please find and contact me on the show room floor for passes.

I can assure you, your needs will be met, and I thank you all in advance. Happy Facials!

BP4L

TheFLY · 08-04-2002, 03:35 PM

My freezer is full of squid... I'm ramping up production...

jimmy3way · 08-04-2002, 03:37 PM

As an honorary BP4L member I will be helping out.

As an added bonus I will be taking requests on what to eat the day before to make your facial pleasantly fragrant.

boneprone · 08-04-2002, 03:37 PM

Ill be giving a Boneprone Family application to Dugmor in Florida.
I think we could use his help.

Service with a smile and always a thumbs up on every heavy load.

Just my style.

<img src="http://www.wefuckinpublic.com/galleries/cumshots/main.jpg">

boneprone · 08-04-2002, 03:41 PM

Yes Jimmy, we could use all the facial technicians we can get.

All those in the family will be assisting. Those of you who are not in the family but feel they could assist us for 3 days as a facial technician, please contact our recruting mamager Aaron M.

We just may have some contact work for you in FLorida, which MAY lead up to full time BP4L MEMBERSHIP!

His icq is 13823758

Inquire within.

jimmy3way · 08-04-2002, 03:42 PM

I'm even getting in shape, doing cock pushups.

Beastiepoo · 08-04-2002, 03:46 PM

Such a shame that no one will take you up on it. Sperm clogs the pores and causes big ZITS!!!!!

boneprone · 08-04-2002, 03:49 PM

who made you a doctor?

Everyone knows facials are good for the skin.
and no one keeps the facial sauce on. It stays on your face for aout 20 minutes, and then you wash it off.

Havent you ever been to a spa?
Dont they have spas in South Dakota?

jimmy3way · 08-04-2002, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo
Such a shame that no one will take you up on it. Sperm clogs the pores and causes big ZITS!!!!!

Isn't that what all MORMON mothers tell their daughters??

dank · 08-04-2002, 03:52 PM

I will also be there assisting and specializing in those who need a bit more cream added to their facial experience....I customize according your needs....I can make it extra hot.....and for those trying to get over the cold or allergies, I eat lemon in advanced (on request) which in conjunction with the warmth works miracles!

When considering me as your very own facial technician remember one thing!

The more the marryer!

boneprone · 08-04-2002, 03:52 PM

Trust me, the lightspeed spa filled up quick for the sweedish massage and the deep facials. They were the first to be booked.

For you to say no one wants a facial is a totally ignorant statement. And the fact that the boneprone family is giving them out makes it all the more special.

Chicks crave facials.
Its Natural.

Beastiepoo · 08-04-2002, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Chicks crave facials.
Its Natural.

You'd only give them all herpes.

jimmy3way · 08-04-2002, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Chicks crave facials.
Its Natural.

The only problem is when you're actually going to apply the facial goo you get so excited it's hard to aim.

jimmy3way · 08-04-2002, 03:59 PM

I know last week I was trying to apply a facial but this girl held my balls so long I had to call travelling on her.

steffie · 08-04-2002, 04:00 PM

Super, I was looking for some more facial cumshot pictures. I bring the camera..

Let's see who will apply

ICQ 18314311

boneprone · 08-04-2002, 04:00 PM

Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.....

Thats why we are called "Facial Technicians", this isnt some circus

Beastiepoo · 08-04-2002, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
this isnt some circus

What, you mean that isn't clown makeup?!?!?

jimmy3way · 08-04-2002, 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.....

Thats why we are called "Facial Technicians", this isnt some circus

I've been practising!!! Gimmie a break!

Dawgy · 08-04-2002, 04:08 PM

hmm well i work for lightspeed, but id be glad to give a facial to anyone who wants one

boneprone · 08-04-2002, 04:13 PM

steffie, i will personally give you a facial.

However i may have issue with putting my cock in your mouth for it is not our protocol. Instead either i and or Jimmy would be forced to simply, as they say "jerk off on your face" not to put it bluntly.

boneprone · 08-04-2002, 04:14 PM

Dawgy, you were BP4L BEFORE you worked for lightspeed, and as you know, the Family is "4-LIFE"

so you are more than welcome, and in fact EXPECTED to assist.

Dawgy · 08-04-2002, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Dawgy, you were BP4L BEFORE you worked for lightspeed, and as you know, the Family is "4-LIFE"

so you are more than welcome, and in fact EXPECTED to assist.

woohoo

btw call my cell when u get to hollywood we'll hook up for a beer

ServerGenius · 08-04-2002, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
My freezer is full of squid... I'm ramping up production...

Pete you tried it....Squid is amazing stuff.....calamares gives you
that Peter North/Lex The Impaler accurate power shot.....I love
that man!

DynaMite

hyper · 08-04-2002, 04:17 PM

hold the cucumber

boneprone · 08-04-2002, 04:19 PM

The boneprone family does not use produce, so you wont have to worry about any veggie bacteria in your eyes.

We are 100% holopathic and natural, just as God intended it

Beastiepoo · 08-04-2002, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
We are 100% holopathic and natural, just as God intended it

Holopathic? Do you mean homeopathic? Or perhaps wholly pathetic?

boneprone · 08-04-2002, 04:31 PM

No, i mean holopathic!

http://www.hendricks.com/lu/lusser_a2.html

TheFLY · 08-04-2002, 04:45 PM

Try some raw Chilean Seabass to improve your load.

Beastiepoo · 08-04-2002, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
No, i mean holopathic!

http://www.hendricks.com/lu/lusser_a2.html

My mistake. Holopathic is new to me and I'm pretty up on these things.

Even so, my disdain stands. I have seen pics of you and your homies and I can't imagine any girls in their right mind wanting a facial from you. YEUCH!!!

Captain P · 08-04-2002, 04:55 PM

By sheer coincidence I have been practicing my "Power Shot".
Pretty simple really.... it's all about squeezing the head of your cock real tight just before you shoot your load. You'd be amazed how fast it shoots out. It's been known to put eyes out.

It may actually be too intense for some ladies.

Dawgy · 08-04-2002, 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Captain P
By sheer coincidence I have been practicing my "Power Shot".
Pretty simple really.... it's all about squeezing the head of your cock real tight just before you shoot your load. You'd be amazed how fast it shoots out. It's been known to put eyes out.

TMI

kmanrox · 08-04-2002, 05:02 PM

where and how do i make a reservation?

Shady · 08-04-2002, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone

The family will be in full force to take anyone at the show aside and blow a load on thier face BP4L style to any of those intrested.

Please find and contact me on the show room floor for passes.

I can assure you, your needs will be met, and I thank you all in advance. Happy Facials!

BP4L

will you also be making Sweet Tender Love to all the little boys and girls faces , boneprone?

Whats a facial, without the LOVE?

Nina · 08-04-2002, 06:31 PM

You guys are so giving. It really warms my heart to see such generosity.

Biggy2 · 08-04-2002, 07:18 PM

boneprone -

how will you be serving them.. rare, medium, well done?
any vegetable sides or anything?

boneprone · 08-05-2002, 12:51 AM

nina, the family has a special "seal" of approval we need to give to you, to enter ya into the family.

We can do it in Florida, or in New York.

Either way the bone has some nectar set aside for nina.

Ya know what they say,

"from the nectar of the bone flows all that clicks"

Nina · 08-05-2002, 07:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
nina, the family has a special "seal" of approval we need to give to you, to enter ya into the family.

We can do it in Florida, or in New York.

Either way the bone has some nectar set aside for nina.

Ya know what they say,

"from the nectar of the bone flows all that clicks"

Lay it on me. I am truly honored.

boneprone · 08-05-2002, 12:15 PM

God, I cant wait to meat you

boneprone · 08-05-2002, 12:16 PM

Evil Chris · 08-05-2002, 12:27 PM

shit....

am I BP4L? I can't remember, and I haven't received the newsletter is quite some time.

boneprone · 08-05-2002, 12:34 PM

Yeah man, both you and redshoe are BP4L.
Its just that since you both went to triplexcash I havent recieved any membership dues or seen any BP4L's in the signatures!

It must be a requirement over there at triplex to loose the family tags 4-life?

Krome · 08-05-2002, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nina

Lay it on me. I am truly honored.

IS this for all family members? My membership fees are fully paid up....dam I dont have a passport....

JFK · 08-05-2002, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
No, i mean holopathic!

http://www.hendricks.com/lu/lusser_a2.html

I expected nothing less .......... Creme de La Cremme!!.... Are you sold out yet ?? There are only so many hours in the day you know.

I'm Slim · 08-05-2002, 01:47 PM

Dude! that is some funny shit...hehehe

I agree that facials are natural plus they are good for the skin. Have you ever seen a prostitute with bad skin? Well there ya go!

Slim!

boneprone · 08-05-2002, 02:05 PM

slim is overflowing with nectar of the bone.
The force is strong in him.

We have to get slim into the boneprone family in Florida.
He has the mindset of a true BP4L.

TheFLY · 08-05-2002, 02:31 PM

Make your reservations to receive an official FLY Girl "Milkyway" Pearl Necklace ;)

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boneprone · 08-05-2002, 03:47 PM

hmm. i can do that

Dugmor · 08-05-2002, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
Ill be giving a Boneprone Family application to Dugmor in Florida.
I think we could use his help.

Service with a smile and always a thumbs up on every heavy load.

Just my style.

<img src="http://www.wefuckinpublic.com/galleries/cumshots/main.jpg">

Thanks for the application Boneprone. You can always count on me. What else do I need to join the family ?

I signed up for August 8th 2:00 . I heard some girls wanted facials. I am the man for the big loads. Here is my CV .
Facials by DUGMOR Woman Only Please

If any woman would like to make an apointment. Please e-mail me.

Anal Hobbit · 08-05-2002, 04:08 PM

You also look like a hobbit.
Are we related?

08-04-2002, 03:32 PM	#1
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Not To Be Outdone By Lightspeed! It seems the Lightspeed Cash "Deep Cleansing FACIALS" are all booked up for the show next week! (as you know lightspeed has booked the entire spa for interntext!) Those went real fast! There are still some manicure and pedicures avaiilble, but facials are all booked up! What to do now you ask? For all you ladies who were looking forward to a "deep cleansing facial" (and some of you men) who have yet to book a reservation, well its too late! All booked up! But there is hope! Not to be outdone by the lightspeed crew, the boneprone family will be accommodating those craving a facial. The family will be in full force to take anyone at the show aside and blow a load on thier face BP4L style to any of those intrested. Please find and contact me on the show room floor for passes. I can assure you, your needs will be met, and I thank you all in advance. Happy Facials! BP4L __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-04-2002, 03:37 PM	#3
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	As an honorary BP4L member I will be helping out. As an added bonus I will be taking requests on what to eat the day before to make your facial pleasantly fragrant. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

08-04-2002, 03:37 PM	#4
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Ill be giving a Boneprone Family application to Dugmor in Florida. I think we could use his help. Service with a smile and always a thumbs up on every heavy load. Just my style. <img src="http://www.wefuckinpublic.com/galleries/cumshots/main.jpg"> __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 08-04-2002 at 03:43 PM..

08-04-2002, 03:41 PM	#5
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Yes Jimmy, we could use all the facial technicians we can get. All those in the family will be assisting. Those of you who are not in the family but feel they could assist us for 3 days as a facial technician, please contact our recruting mamager Aaron M. We just may have some contact work for you in FLorida, which MAY lead up to full time BP4L MEMBERSHIP! His icq is 13823758 Inquire within. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids. Last edited by boneprone; 08-04-2002 at 03:44 PM..

08-04-2002, 03:42 PM	#6
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	I'm even getting in shape, doing cock pushups. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

08-04-2002, 03:35 PM	#2
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	My freezer is full of squid... I'm ramping up production...

08-04-2002, 03:46 PM	#7
Beastiepoo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: In a clog shop thinking about tulips Posts: 1,971	Such a shame that no one will take you up on it. Sperm clogs the pores and causes big ZITS!!!!! __________________ Dammit! My timing SUCKS! Hot body piercing jewellery at discounted prices - Click here! Got Goth traffic?? Make money with it at DarkPassions - Click Here!

08-04-2002, 03:49 PM	#8
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	who made you a doctor? Everyone knows facials are good for the skin. and no one keeps the facial sauce on. It stays on your face for aout 20 minutes, and then you wash it off. Havent you ever been to a spa? Dont they have spas in South Dakota? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-04-2002, 03:52 PM	#10
dank Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,674	I will also be there assisting and specializing in those who need a bit more cream added to their facial experience....I customize according your needs....I can make it extra hot.....and for those trying to get over the cold or allergies, I eat lemon in advanced (on request) which in conjunction with the warmth works miracles! When considering me as your very own facial technician remember one thing! The more the marryer!

08-04-2002, 03:59 PM	#14
jimmy3way Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Top Secret Hideout Posts: 2,508	I know last week I was trying to apply a facial but this girl held my balls so long I had to call travelling on her. __________________ One thing, I forgot this last detail: the Biz Markie will always prevail.

08-04-2002, 04:00 PM	#15
steffie Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Mountains, far far away Posts: 2,422	Super, I was looking for some more facial cumshot pictures. I bring the camera.. Let's see who will apply ICQ 18314311 __________________ Partying since '96 and not going anywhere Anna's Dorm

08-04-2002, 04:08 PM	#19
Dawgy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 5,856	hmm well i work for lightspeed, but id be glad to give a facial to anyone who wants one __________________ the revolution is coming.

08-04-2002, 04:13 PM	#20
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	steffie, i will personally give you a facial. However i may have issue with putting my cock in your mouth for it is not our protocol. Instead either i and or Jimmy would be forced to simply, as they say "jerk off on your face" not to put it bluntly. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-04-2002, 04:14 PM	#21
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Dawgy, you were BP4L BEFORE you worked for lightspeed, and as you know, the Family is "4-LIFE" so you are more than welcome, and in fact EXPECTED to assist. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-04-2002, 04:17 PM	#24
hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	hold the cucumber __________________

08-04-2002, 04:19 PM	#25
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	The boneprone family does not use produce, so you wont have to worry about any veggie bacteria in your eyes. We are 100% holopathic and natural, just as God intended it __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-04-2002, 04:31 PM	#27
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	No, i mean holopathic! http://www.hendricks.com/lu/lusser_a2.html __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-04-2002, 04:45 PM	#28
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Try some raw Chilean Seabass to improve your load.

08-04-2002, 04:55 PM	#30
Captain P Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Right Behind You !! Posts: 309	By sheer coincidence I have been practicing my "Power Shot". Pretty simple really.... it's all about squeezing the head of your cock real tight just before you shoot your load. You'd be amazed how fast it shoots out. It's been known to put eyes out. It may actually be too intense for some ladies. __________________

08-04-2002, 05:02 PM	#32
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	where and how do i make a reservation? __________________ Crypto HODLr Crypto mining Angel investor

08-04-2002, 06:31 PM	#34
Nina Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: NYC Posts: 2,687	You guys are so giving. It really warms my heart to see such generosity.

08-04-2002, 07:18 PM	#35
Biggy2 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,821	boneprone - how will you be serving them.. rare, medium, well done? any vegetable sides or anything?

08-05-2002, 12:51 AM	#36
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	nina, the family has a special "seal" of approval we need to give to you, to enter ya into the family. We can do it in Florida, or in New York. Either way the bone has some nectar set aside for nina. Ya know what they say, "from the nectar of the bone flows all that clicks" __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-05-2002, 12:15 PM	#38
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	God, I cant wait to meat you __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-05-2002, 12:16 PM	#39
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	meet __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-05-2002, 12:27 PM	#40
Evil Chris OG Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: 3rd from the Sun Posts: 13,233	shit.... am I BP4L? I can't remember, and I haven't received the newsletter is quite some time. __________________ It PAYZE to post on GFY chris at payze.com \| Skype chriswrp

08-05-2002, 12:34 PM	#41
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Yeah man, both you and redshoe are BP4L. Its just that since you both went to triplexcash I havent recieved any membership dues or seen any BP4L's in the signatures! It must be a requirement over there at triplex to loose the family tags 4-life? __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-05-2002, 01:47 PM	#44
I'm Slim Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Boneprone is my pimp Posts: 344	Dude! that is some funny shit...hehehe I agree that facials are natural plus they are good for the skin. Have you ever seen a prostitute with bad skin? Well there ya go! Slim! __________________ I'm your role model

08-05-2002, 02:05 PM	#45
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	slim is overflowing with nectar of the bone. The force is strong in him. We have to get slim into the boneprone family in Florida. He has the mindset of a true BP4L. __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-05-2002, 02:31 PM	#46
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08-05-2002, 03:47 PM	#47
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	hmm. i can do that __________________ Industry Hall Of Fame Legend Mike Jones Bow to the Power - Still BP4L http://gfyawards.com/hall-of-fame Learn about it kids.

08-05-2002, 04:08 PM	#49
Anal Hobbit So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Old Skool GFY Negro Posts: 2,308	You also look like a hobbit. Are we related?