Not To Be Outdone By Lightspeed!
 

It seems the Lightspeed Cash "Deep Cleansing FACIALS" are all booked up for the show next week! (as you know lightspeed has booked the entire spa for interntext!) Those went real fast! There are still some manicure and pedicures avaiilble, but facials are all booked up!

What to do now you ask?

For all you ladies who were looking forward to a "deep cleansing facial" (and some of you men) who have yet to book a reservation, well its too late! All booked up! But there is hope!

Not to be outdone by the lightspeed crew, the boneprone family will be accommodating those craving a facial.

The family will be in full force to take anyone at the show aside and blow a load on thier face BP4L style to any of those intrested.

Please find and contact me on the show room floor for passes.

I can assure you, your needs will be met, and I thank you all in advance. Happy Facials!

BP4L

My freezer is full of squid... I'm ramping up production...

As an honorary BP4L member I will be helping out.

As an added bonus I will be taking requests on what to eat the day before to make your facial pleasantly fragrant.

Ill be giving a Boneprone Family application to Dugmor in Florida.
I think we could use his help.

Service with a smile and always a thumbs up on every heavy load.

Just my style.


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Yes Jimmy, we could use all the facial technicians we can get.

All those in the family will be assisting. Those of you who are not in the family but feel they could assist us for 3 days as a facial technician, please contact our recruting mamager Aaron M.

We just may have some contact work for you in FLorida, which MAY lead up to full time BP4L MEMBERSHIP!

His icq is 13823758

Inquire within.

I'm even getting in shape, doing cock pushups.

Such a shame that no one will take you up on it. Sperm clogs the pores and causes big ZITS!!!!!

who made you a doctor?

Everyone knows facials are good for the skin.
and no one keeps the facial sauce on. It stays on your face for aout 20 minutes, and then you wash it off.

Havent you ever been to a spa?
Dont they have spas in South Dakota?

Isn't that what all MORMON mothers tell their daughters??

I will also be there assisting and specializing in those who need a bit more cream added to their facial experience....I customize according your needs....I can make it extra hot.....and for those trying to get over the cold or allergies, I eat lemon in advanced (on request) which in conjunction with the warmth works miracles!

When considering me as your very own facial technician remember one thing!


The more the marryer!:thumbsup

Trust me, the lightspeed spa filled up quick for the sweedish massage and the deep facials. They were the first to be booked.

For you to say no one wants a facial is a totally ignorant statement. And the fact that the boneprone family is giving them out makes it all the more special.

Chicks crave facials.
Its Natural.

You'd only give them all herpes.:xomunch

The only problem is when you're actually going to apply the facial goo you get so excited it's hard to aim.

I know last week I was trying to apply a facial but this girl held my balls so long I had to call travelling on her.

Super, I was looking for some more facial cumshot pictures. I bring the camera..

Let's see who will apply

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Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy.....

Thats why we are called "Facial Technicians", this isnt some circus

What, you mean that isn't clown makeup?!?!?
:uhoh

I've been practising!!! Gimmie a break!

hmm well i work for lightspeed, but id be glad to give a facial to anyone who wants one :)

steffie, i will personally give you a facial.

However i may have issue with putting my cock in your mouth for it is not our protocol. Instead either i and or Jimmy would be forced to simply, as they say "jerk off on your face" not to put it bluntly.

Dawgy, you were BP4L BEFORE you worked for lightspeed, and as you know, the Family is "4-LIFE"

so you are more than welcome, and in fact EXPECTED to assist.

woohoo

btw call my cell when u get to hollywood we'll hook up for a beer

Pete you tried it....Squid is amazing stuff.....calamares gives you
that Peter North/Lex The Impaler accurate power shot.....I love
that man!

DynaMite :thumbsup

hold the cucumber

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The boneprone family does not use produce, so you wont have to worry about any veggie bacteria in your eyes.

We are 100% holopathic and natural, just as God intended it

Holopathic? Do you mean homeopathic? Or perhaps wholly pathetic?

No, i mean holopathic!

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Try some raw Chilean Seabass to improve your load.

My mistake. Holopathic is new to me and I'm pretty up on these things.

Even so, my disdain stands. I have seen pics of you and your homies and I can't imagine any girls in their right mind wanting a facial from you. YEUCH!!!:throwup

By sheer coincidence I have been practicing my "Power Shot".
Pretty simple really.... it's all about squeezing the head of your cock real tight just before you shoot your load. You'd be amazed how fast it shoots out. It's been known to put eyes out.

It may actually be too intense for some ladies.

TMI

where and how do i make a reservation?

will you also be making Sweet Tender Love to all the little boys and girls faces , boneprone?

Whats a facial, without the LOVE?

You guys are so giving. It really warms my heart to see such generosity.

boneprone -

how will you be serving them.. rare, medium, well done?
any vegetable sides or anything? :winkwink:

nina, the family has a special "seal" of approval we need to give to you, to enter ya into the family.

We can do it in Florida, or in New York.

Either way the bone has some nectar set aside for nina.


Ya know what they say,

"from the nectar of the bone flows all that clicks"

Lay it on me. I am truly honored.

God, I cant wait to meat you

meet

shit....

am I BP4L? I can't remember, and I haven't received the newsletter is quite some time.

Yeah man, both you and redshoe are BP4L.
Its just that since you both went to triplexcash I havent recieved any membership dues or seen any BP4L's in the signatures!

It must be a requirement over there at triplex to loose the family tags 4-life?

IS this for all family members? My membership fees are fully paid up....dam I dont have a passport....

I expected nothing less .......... Creme de La Cremme!!.... Are you sold out yet ?? There are only so many hours in the day you know.

Dude! that is some funny shit...hehehe

I agree that facials are natural plus they are good for the skin. Have you ever seen a prostitute with bad skin? Well there ya go!


Slim!

slim is overflowing with nectar of the bone.
The force is strong in him.

We have to get slim into the boneprone family in Florida.
He has the mindset of a true BP4L.

Make your reservations to receive an official FLY Girl "Milkyway" Pearl Necklace ;)

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hmm. i can do that

Thanks for the application Boneprone. You can always count on me. What else do I need to join the family ?

I signed up for August 8th 2:00 . I heard some girls wanted facials. I am the man for the big loads. Here is my CV .
Facials by DUGMOR Woman Only Please

If any woman would like to make an apointment. Please e-mail me.

You also look like a hobbit.
Are we related?