BREAKING NEWS!! Finally, a cure for AIDS - GoFuckYourself.com

Snake Doctor · 02-20-2007, 10:46 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17244005/

The President of Gambia, Yahya Jammeh, has created a cure for AIDS.
"Whatever you do, there are bound to be skeptics, but I can tell you my method is foolproof,? President Yahya Jammeh told an Associated Press reporter, surrounded by bodyguards in his presidential compound. ?Mine is not an argument, mine is a proof. It?s a declaration. I can cure AIDS and I will.?

notabook · 02-20-2007, 10:48 PM

‘Miracle’ concoction of green paste, bitter drink and bananas raises alarm

I've been telling them for years that the AIDS cure is bananas and green paste! The bitter drink is pointless though. Stupid negroids.

Snake Doctor · 02-20-2007, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by notabook

?Miracle? concoction of green paste, bitter drink and bananas raises alarm

I've been telling them for years that the AIDS cure is bananas and green paste! The bitter drink is pointless though. Stupid negroids.

Well at least now that the cure is here we can go back to shooting up and having unprotected sex.

Agent 488 · 02-20-2007, 11:01 PM

we live in a time of miracles:

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,251510,00.html

BobG · 02-20-2007, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Well at least now that the cure is here we can go back to shooting up and having unprotected sex.

next on hit list... the herps

notabook · 02-20-2007, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Well at least now that the cure is here we can go back to shooting up and having unprotected sex.

True that, true that. Let the good times roll! Sure there are a few dozen or so other nasty STDs out there but I'm sure science will cure them using pop rocks and R.C. Cola.

BIGTYMER · 02-20-2007, 11:27 PM

Magic Johnson has been using for YEARS!

pornguy · 02-20-2007, 11:28 PM

there has been a cure for aids since day one.

And you will love the name...

" PUSSY! "

Mr. Marks · 02-20-2007, 11:29 PM

Shits and giggle aside, the part of the HIV virus that doesn't mutate has recently been found. It's only a matter of time until we have a vaccine.

L-Pink · 02-21-2007, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Well at least now that the cure is here we can go back to shooting up and having unprotected sex.

We can start fucking Haitians again

calibra · 02-21-2007, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

We can start fucking Haitians again

Jace · 02-21-2007, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

there has been a cure for aids since day one.

And you will love the name...

" PUSSY! "

RogerV · 02-21-2007, 01:55 AM

I'm sure they will find a cure one day..

Antonio · 02-21-2007, 02:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Marks

Shits and giggle aside, the part of the HIV virus that doesn't mutate has recently been found. It's only a matter of time until we have a vaccine.

something like 10 years from what I heard, meanwhile 1000 people die daily in South Africa alone, so basically the population of a decent sized city disappears there every 6 months

L-Pink · 02-21-2007, 02:06 AM

One thing to remember about aids stats. The odds of you getting it are much, much higher than they appear.

Stats are presented ... X out of 1000 people will be exposed. Well that 1000 people includes my 79 year old mother, the family of five next door, careful condom users, etc.

If you just use the number of people crusing for sex with new partners ... WoW do your odds go up! Be careful out there!

PussyTeenies · 02-21-2007, 02:34 AM

uhm mkay...

themonk · 02-21-2007, 02:38 AM

now he will make money ;)

DeadFidel · 02-21-2007, 02:41 AM

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Originally Posted by RogerV

I'm sure they will find a cure one day..

They could find a cure for it today, same as for cancer. but tell that to the BIG boy Pharmaceuticals and their lobbys.

Drake · 02-21-2007, 02:41 AM

Now how about one for herpes. Something is itching.

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Mr. Marks Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Wherever I want Posts: 7,517	Shits and giggle aside, the part of the HIV virus that doesn't mutate has recently been found. It's only a matter of time until we have a vaccine.

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	One thing to remember about aids stats. The odds of you getting it are much, much higher than they appear. Stats are presented ... X out of 1000 people will be exposed. Well that 1000 people includes my 79 year old mother, the family of five next door, careful condom users, etc. If you just use the number of people crusing for sex with new partners ... WoW do your odds go up! Be careful out there!

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